Princess Lay Ya @hopeygilmore
Not a player- the coach. Helper of sick kids. Wanna get my attention? Help them too: https://t.co/OMSTm8KoK0 twitter.com/search?q=from:… Krypton Joined May 2009-
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Princess Lay Ya retweeted
Texas is just Mexico with shittier beaches
Texas is just Mexico with shittier beaches https://t.co/ItRQxnvPRG
It could be worse. You could have had pasta pizza for dinner
Last year the owner of my favorite donut shop was shot in the head during a robbery. Sometimes I consider the risk but then I'm like "it's worth it." Stay fat, my friends
Princess Lay Ya retweeted
"Ya'll call me a barbarian, but I tell you, I'm jus a simple roosta celebratin the holidays with my youngin, and I go in to this here eatery, they sprinkle my boy up with eleven secret herbs and spices!" "Foghorn-Sama says there is war on Christmas."
This is the best and worst thing I've seen in a long time. Make black dresses great again, girl
This is the best and worst thing I've seen in a long time. Make black dresses great again, girl
I was about to make love but decided to make a grilled cheese instead.
Princess Lay Ya retweeted
I was going to make an En Vogue joke, but you’re never gonna get it.
Princess Lay Ya retweeted
Elon is gonna crack down on engagement farming? Lol, the only way people leave this hell hole is sexting scandals
Princess Lay Ya retweeted
The boys at my daughter’s middle school act so gangster and hard like I couldn’t take out half of y’all with a peanut.
Princess Lay Ya retweeted
If I reach 4K by tomorrow I’ll light myself afire on the WH lawn
Don't get so horny you jerk off to tentacle porn
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Humor me, friends. I've had an exhausting week. What's a stupid, hilarious movie or show I can watch tonight? Any streaming service will do.
@hopeygilmore Munchies by Frito Lay , they are crackers with peanut butter, it's a great supplement when traveling 🧳
@hopeygilmore Fr tip jars at convenience stores Is ridiculous.....use to be raised for. Cause or atleast they said it was lol
@hopeygilmore Those spreadable cheese snacks with the red knife.
@hopeygilmore Beef jerky and peanut m&m, and lots of caffeine
@hopeygilmore Who the fuck hates twizzlers?? Big choco pharma???
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