Fred @Grand_handsomer
proud hypocrite, based peach grower, puts corn in spaghetti, pro waterboarding my very bad dog, owner of zero cats, ❤️ The Institute of Cetacean Research patreon.com/Fredandthebarn… Where ever i feel like being Joined February 2018-
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I’ve never been kind to anyone in my whole life
I’ve never been kind to anyone in my whole life
Jeffery Toobin
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@Grand_handsomer And then @CallMeK1123 claps back.
Bitches put out for peaches bro I’m telling you
Sliding in her dms when the blueberries are ripe
How many vacations have you taken since October 7?
How many vacations have you taken since October 7?
Called one of my father’s friends today who isn’t in the best of health. I always give him a shout when I have something of value so he doesn’t kick my ass. It was pretty neat to hear the excitement in his voice when I offered to come over in a week or so and plant some tomatoes…
Tilling and mulching this thing is a job. I could pull out the tractor but I dunno feels like the mulch should be spread by hand. I work this hard for the simply joy of not sharing my crops with you worthless peasants
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ONLY ONE MAN CAN SAVE THE PUPPIES
ONLY ONE MAN CAN SAVE THE PUPPIES https://t.co/URs3YmRmoI
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Frat bros once again making America proud
Frat bros once again making America proud https://t.co/OGmc9fReUa
Listen, you don’t know! I might need them all mkay, so fuck you 😡
“I am an excellent provider”
“I am an excellent provider” https://t.co/L7jX1etk87
Nesting behavior?
I want to have kids now just so I can tell them we have Gatorade at home when we are at a gas station
I want to have kids now just so I can tell them we have Gatorade at home when we are at a gas station
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Sliding in her dms when the blueberries are ripe
@Grand_handsomer J/k Fred. We all know you’re packin’.
@Yoda4ever @NikoTalk I can't believe @Grand_handsomer released this video
@Grand_handsomer Idk it sounded like his was big enough to see.
He looks like the Dominican Republic’s 6th best Muddy Waters Impersonator…..
Sliding in her dms when the blueberries are ripe
@Grand_handsomer Damn,Fred. You better take this down. You’re gonna have all the Bitches coming for yo Blueberries.
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