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Humor is my coping mechanism | Boymom x2 | GIFs are my love language | more on insta @fullofmomsense | 👀 @today_parents @huffpost @ohbubble @boredpanda twitter.com/search?q=(from… Baltimore, MD Joined November 2021-
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I bet this was about his first night at home with a newborn.
I bet this was about his first night at home with a newborn.
Toddler Math is giving their mom 25 rocks to hold even though they hold no form of currency in this country.
My dad just yelled at me for touching the thermostat at our vacation condo. I am 38 years old, some things never change.
PRIME hydration bottles are to tween boys what Stanley Tumblers are to their Moms.
“Why would I pee into the toilet when there’s a perfectly good floor and wall right next to it?” - My sons, probably
Sorry I was late. Someone double-dog dared me to do something
Ever put your kid to bed and realize an hour later you’re still watching SpongeBob?
My kid asked me for pasta right before a meeting, so he’s about to get a lesson in al dente
When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on
My husband and I were squabbling at the breakfast table and our kid put the cereal box between us so we’d stop, how quickly the child becomes the parent
I’m a “will take some change from my kid’s piggy bank when I have no cash for the tooth fairy” type of parent.
My 7 year old asked me if he could have a poster of an “artist named Eminem” and I flexed on him by telling him how I saw Eminem live in his hometown of Detroit.
Not only does the nail salon always point out my mustache, but now my toddler does it too.
My 6yo: *has the flu and coughed in my mouth* Me: Fuck!
I can't explain it with science, but the older I get the softer I want my clothes to be.
Me: That’s larger than life you see.. Miss 9: YOU’RE larger than life
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@fullofmomsense Omg it's horrible. None in normal stores, stuck paying jacked up gas station prices if they want one.
PRIME hydration bottles are to tween boys what Stanley Tumblers are to their Moms.
“Why would I pee into the toilet when there’s a perfectly good floor and wall right next to it?” - My sons, probably
Are you allowed to recycle your used clear plastic food containers or do you have a 4yo who NEEDS them for potential frog habitats?
spent 3 hours applying sunscreen to my 4 kids, pretty sure I burned more calories than they'll burn all summer
I used to work for a judge but was fired because I made terrible coffee. Apparently it was grounds for dismissal
There are two types of people: Those who get to the airport four hours early and still worry about missing their flight, and those who think the final boarding call is a good time to go grab Starbucks, and they marry each other.
Sorry I was late. Someone double-dog dared me to do something
Ever put your kid to bed and realize an hour later you’re still watching SpongeBob?
My kid asked me for pasta right before a meeting, so he’s about to get a lesson in al dente
When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on
My husband and I were squabbling at the breakfast table and our kid put the cereal box between us so we’d stop, how quickly the child becomes the parent
“Raven don’t want to pay him” if you are going to be speaking about sports how bout you include the part that the ravens offered him what would’ve been the second best contact for a QB in NFL history lmao.
Lamar Jackson has done EVERYTHING possible to show he’s committed to the organization that drafted him and that he’s ‘a team guy’ first — it’s clear now (more than ever) that’s not appreciated by the Ravens. now, it’s time for Lamar to put Lamar first 💯
@fullofmomsense @marvelousmrsmom I get told my nails look like a little boy