🫸🏻Mike🫷🏻 @persnickety102
Navy vet. Father of 2. Humbled. Bengals fan. Music snob. ♋️ Still searching for my path. Dog lover. twitter.com/search?q=from:… S Florida Joined March 2023-
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Being a fully functional adult every single day seems a bit much.
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🫸🏻Mike🫷🏻 retweeted
I can feel my whole body smiling thinking about you
🫸🏻Mike🫷🏻 retweeted
Remind me again how I am the master and my dog is the pet because only one of us is walking behind the other with a poop bag
You’ll never live fully, love truly, care immensely, or share intensely if you never let your heart see the light outside of the walls you’ve built around it.
You are the forbidden fruit and I fear one bite may not be enough.
🫸🏻Mike🫷🏻 retweeted
It be like that sometimes
I just want to hear you quietly growl my name into my ear.
I got to see the sunrise this morning. No camera to capture it, just me taking it in. Wish I could have shared it with someone.
The only thing worse than those who set 8 alarms in the morning are those that hit snooze 8 times. Just sleep that whole hour uninterrupted. Your body will thank you.
🫸🏻Mike🫷🏻 retweeted
The moment you realize thicc is better😏😂
You ever misinterpret or misunderstand something and feel like an idiot for it? Just me, huh?
I’ve done nothing but drop things, break things, say dumb shit, send dumb texts and in general make mistake after mistake today. It’s time to call it a day. Goodnight y’all.
Welcome home. I’ve missed you. My God you’re gorgeous. Can I pour us each a drink? Take your pants off, sit on my lap, and tell me about your day. Things I want to say to you each day.
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@persnickety102 Lol, isn’t it? I’m in a profession with a lot of “strong” and “powerful” men, but “bitchy” and “bossy” women 🙄
I can feel my whole body smiling thinking about you
Remind me again how I am the master and my dog is the pet because only one of us is walking behind the other with a poop bag
I covet you but more importantly I really like you for the human being you are and words can’t express the gratitude I feel everyday that I get to share my stories with you
Him: I’m leaving you Her: is it because I act like I know everything Him: yes Her: I knew it
It's not a real Mexican party until someone eats a tongue.
Lost in the rhythm of music only we can hear my hips sway begging for your touch
I may look smart but behind the scenes I’m looking up most words because I have NO CLUE what tf they mean
@persnickety102 You'll just have to. I never agreed to the day starting early enough to need an alarm.
Anyone else yell “your mamas dildo?
Can you explain what this is?
@persnickety102 I’m terrible for this. I feel like I need an initial alarm to prepare me for the main alarm 😆 What I really need is a bed that shakes violently and catapults me out of it.
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