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If you're doing math at home: It will cost $58.3 million so that libraries can stay open on Saturdays (after closing on Sundays due to previous Eric Adams cuts). Instead, Adams is giving the NYPD $62.4 million to hire 1,200 new cops. Check that out! hellgatenyc.com/eric-adams-bud…
I am being persecuted right now :( Thankfully, whenever I say that, thousands of policemen in riot gear usually roll in pretty much immediately to crush my persecutors 🙏 The power of the state is always helping my persecuted ass 🤪
well I wasn't a big israel supporter originally, but now that our widely-loathed political class has sent the national guard to beat and arrest a bunch of teenagers on israel's behalf, I'm starting to come around to the cause. winning hearts and minds!
DINNER GUEST 1: what does it say, that we have some nutter running around dressed like a bat? BRUCE WAYNE (smirking): gotham has always had its characters GUEST 2: it's a travesty! BRUCE WAYNE: right you are, arthur GUEST 3: plus I heard he's a pedophile BRUCE WAYNE: wait hold on
m'am this is a group of teenagers doing a jig to a jaunty tune
m'am this is a group of teenagers doing a jig to a jaunty tune
I could give you 1,000 tries to guess how Kirstie Alley’s parents were dressed when they died in a car accident and you wouldn’t get it right
[making bee movie] haha fuck yeah!! yes!!! [making pop tart movie] well this sucks. what the fuck
[making bee movie] haha fuck yeah!! yes!!! [making pop tart movie] well this sucks. what the fuck
(Throwing up white foam) My foam !
when college students protested segregation, the vietnam war, south african apartheid, or the war in Iraq, there was a horde of powerful individuals and interests who demanded they be arrested/silenced. worth examining if you want to be remembered in the same breath as those ppl
the genius of this man's plan is now he gets what he *really* wants (an excuse to whine more)
the genius of this man's plan is now he gets what he *really* wants (an excuse to whine more)
This is an account maintained by the State of Israel which is slandering American students as terrorists. It's amazing that this is regarded as acceptable behaviour.
This is an account maintained by the State of Israel which is slandering American students as terrorists. It's amazing that this is regarded as acceptable behaviour.
who will stop the black widow of orlando
everything sucks my fucking nuts. They spelled talisman wrong. How do you make something this dogshit then fuck it up. Probably spent bookoo bucks on this and didn’t even check to see if it was done right. Tortured Dumbass Department
everything sucks my fucking nuts. They spelled talisman wrong. How do you make something this dogshit then fuck it up. Probably spent bookoo bucks on this and didn’t even check to see if it was done right. Tortured Dumbass Department
the whole progressive flo thing was an organic example of ppl going insane over an insurance spokesperson. state farm said "we want that too" so they picked a random guy and hammered him down america's throat like a railroad spike. I do not consent
mad men if don draper was written like a pokemon? is that something
really enjoying rudy giuliani’s “old man tries to use a computer” face
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It gets funnier every time I watch it
I can't believe there was ever a time where I thought this lumpy freak was a good guy. we should all get some pitchforks and torches and chase him around philadelphia like frankensteins monster
I can't believe there was ever a time where I thought this lumpy freak was a good guy. we should all get some pitchforks and torches and chase him around philadelphia like frankensteins monster
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at one point in Challengers two characters are eating dinner and after seeing the dessert on the table the woman next to us whispered to her friend, "Applebees." and then later when they go outside and you see the Applebees sign on the restaurant she repeated, "Applebees."
What an incredibly hypocritical organization.
FIRE's President and CEO @glukianoff: Colleges and universities should be citadels for self-reflection and talking to those you disagree with. The unrest on college campuses shows how far some have strayed from this central purpose of higher education. 📺: @CBSMornings
honestly if i was a professor at a college and was getting chokeslammed on my own campus for trying to intervene on behalf of my students being brutalized id probably yell "im a professor!" too
This morning, seven U.S.rabbis and Israeli activists were arrested by Israeli police at the Gaza border as part of a delegation of thirty rabbis and other peace activists with Rabbis for Ceasefire who were attemping to bring food supplies into Gaza through the Erez crossing.
I asked an IDF spokesman if Israel plans to investigate the mass graves found in Khan Younis. “Investigate what?” he replied, after calling the reports “fake news.” politico.com/newsletters/na…
All of the charges against students arrested during a protest have been dropped but they still can't come back on campus. UT Austin has effectively empowered police officers to unilaterally exile students from campus with a single arrest, no matter how pretextual.
Lol you go to the settings under "Blue Checkmark" to hide it and it just redirects you to the main page. They took away the ability to hide it
Very few white people do this. Just professors.
@4everKentuckian yeah saying “i work here” while getting arrested for trespassing at her job was lowkey problematic
@4everKentuckian ACAB includes women who were brutalized by the police at their place of work!
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This is the actual Turing test and it failed
@becauseofyomama @KrangTNelson @treblaw The only jewish kids in college getting harmed from all of this are the ones getting beat up by cops for peacefully protesting lol
@becauseofyomama @KrangTNelson @treblaw Bibi literally did a televised address yesterday, in English, explicitly demanding that the protesters be "punished" And we all know what the president of Israel means when he says the word "punish"
do they just get the campus admin squad together to make these decisions and everyone’s like “I am out of my fucking mind”
Sniper on the roof of the IMU. Absolutely unhinged response to a nonviolent encampment by a murderous and paranoid police state.
Everything is so expensive now there has never been a better time to have no hobbies or interests. While you are crying about how much your concert tickets cost I am standing perfectly still in my house and smiling
This is bad, we should find out what country this is so we can invade it and establish a democracy there
It is worth watching this CNN video from the moment Emory Econ Professor @CarolineFohlin came across the violent arrest of a protester on campus and asked the police, with shock, "What are you doing?" That's all that prompted an officer to hurl her to the ground and handcuff her.
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