DeWitt B. Fartin @DeWittBFartin
Philly Joined June 2023-
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DeWitt B. Fartin retweeted
they should invent a heart that doesn't break all the time
DeWitt B. Fartin retweeted
CIA hit me with the chungus beam
I must have diarrhea the way I’m on some different type of shit
There must be some kinda way outta here, said the chungus to the bean
Chungus how? Like I’m some fat fuck?
I am a bean, I am a fuckin chungus, I do play Fortnite and livestream among us
DeWitt B. Fartin retweeted
My dates usually turn into fry or leela or the professor
My dates usually turn into fry or leela or the professor
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