Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins
TV & standup & improv & podcasts, hardly any movies Instagram: https://t.co/OWAlzVWjle bit.ly/PFT-VOD HOLLYWOOD, U.S.A. Joined November 2008-
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A shame. There was so much more he could have absolutely not done.
A shame. There was so much more he could have absolutely not done.
I Photoshop paddington into a movie, game, or TV show until I forget: Day 662
All I want in this life is this show. @Kulap 🤙🏻
I would not choose Andrew Tate’s life over some coconut shrimps
I would not choose Andrew Tate’s life over some coconut shrimps
Spirit after the Southwest cancellations
Great to see @joshgondelman in NYC! We haven’t been in the same room since a Doug Loves Movies about 5 years ago or so
It’s your last weekend to stream the live show! Available until 1/2: bit.ly/TAHstream Starring @PFTompkins @pagetpaget @MarcEvanJackson @hallublin @Annie_Savage @autumnreeser @janetvarney @cackowski @MarkGags & Joshua Malina and special guests!
this response to my tweet about being offline is the most online thing I’ve ever encountered
Uh oh, did we go viral again?
Uh oh, did we go viral again? https://t.co/6XLXKyfRJ9
Okay a few days left before the end of the year, let’s try to nail it down: what is the greatest song of all time? We will categorize every single song from ALL genres until there’s a winner, declared at midnight on Jan 1 2023. First two:
I can’t believe George Santos said he played Data.
Not a doggy bus. This cute af 🥹🥹🥹
A classic #AccidentalPartridge
Feel better, Ted! Everybody else head to @CityWineryNYC this week for some holiday cheer with @aimeemann and guests @ACNewman, @PFTompkins, @nellie_mckay & more bit.ly/BVAimeeTed1222…
Feel better, Ted! Everybody else head to @CityWineryNYC this week for some holiday cheer with @aimeemann and guests @ACNewman, @PFTompkins, @nellie_mckay & more bit.ly/BVAimeeTed1222… https://t.co/RLXRryrBYh
Today is the 160th anniversary of the largest mass execution in u.s. history, carried out on the orders of The Great Emancipator, abraham lincoln.
It was great to be on stage with @aimeemann again at the Wilbur Theater! Hey, if anyone was at the show and has any information about the… event that happened in the middle of the show, maybe let us know? Joke answers will, of course, be endured but not enjoyed.
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134K Followers 601 Following Mostly on Insta and Threads now. Director: Marvel’s Werewolf By Night Composer: Rogue One, LOST, Incredibles, Star Trek, UP, The Batman. Pronounced juh-KEE-noHow many lives would we save if this was a reality? x.com/trungtphan/sta…
“Skeletons are in us”, my daughter whispered to me at 5:53am
Beginning today, and starting with episode 1 — Dr. No with @PFTompkins — James Bonding will re-release its entire archive week by week. Happy 60 years James Bond, happy 10 years James Bonding. Happy anniversary @MattMira. #jamesbonding #007 #inawell open.spotify.com/episode/1FatbM…
The Neighborhood Listen (@PFTompkins, @NPRedford, @brettsperminute) season 4 kicks off with @TheLisaGilroy! Listen now on Stitcher Premium. Use promo code NEIGHBOR for a free month. stitcher.com/show/the-neigh…
Welcome back to Dignity Falls!! #TheNeighborhoodListen Season 4 starts today. Only on Stitcher Premium for now. I couldn’t breathe from laughing when @TheLisaGilroy came on. Learn the truth behind these posts!
“It’s like a birthday cake with people inside!!” - my three year old’s review of Walmart :/
How honoured I felt wearing this beautiful @CSiriano dress- I felt so amazing in it. Sexy and beautiful. Forever grateful to this kind, talented, wonderful man for making this moment happen for me.
Melanie wow I love you! 👗👗👗@melanielynskey #emmys
@joshgondelman @RaymondSultan Just took a peek at his feed and he’s clearly on so much cocaine at all times, seems like a sweetheart though
Tried to throw a slightly neglected baby doll into the toy basket and my three year old shrieked “THAT’S MY DAUGHTER!!” Had no idea
“Paper Cup” “They’re Cutting Down Christmas” “Very Nice, Very Nice, Very Nice” “Fifteen Hours” “You Found A Girl” “Bip Better Money”
I did not know Godzilla was a lizard before yesterday. Jason told me that he was a big lizard. I was surprised. He asked “what did you think he was?” I told him, a monkey. He said “that’s King Kong”. I said “well no. I thought he was a taller and thinner monkey”
Anyway. Whether you had the worst day today or the best day. I love you. It’s all really really hard, and you’re doing an amazing job. ❤️
No kisses for Ford V Ferrari tonight but she probably feels that her work there is done. Goodnight and good luck everyone (everyone=JLo)
@PFTompkins I zoomed in to this octopus face and the baby leaned forward and kissed that too, starting to think she might not be all that discerning
@PFTompkins I DO NOT LIKE ANY SKELETONS, EVEN CONVIVIAL ONES. I DO LIKE SOME DOLL HEAD NIGHT LIGHTS