Michael Ian Hacked @michaelianhackd
Everything's going great so shut up. Joined March 2023-
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Any word on when he ends his 2024 presidential run?
Any word on when he ends his 2024 presidential run?
You mean if I don’t have kids I get to miss out on this sort of joy?
You mean if I don’t have kids I get to miss out on this sort of joy?
ALERT ALERT: Cute young priests riding electric scooters! Avoid Corso Vittorio Emanuele II in Rome if you do not wish to see cute young priests riding electric scooters! ALERT ALERT!
Guess what I’m eating! (I’m eating pizza)
Every Italian man over the age of 50 dresses like he had one successful pop song in the 80’s.
Michael Showalter did all of this for me.
Michael Showalter did all of this for me.
Got the gun nuts coming after me again on my other account so thought I’d come over here and take a little breather. My butt itches.
Repeal the Second Amendment. It’s time.
Love Boat and how they addressed transgender issues back in 1982.
Guess what time is it where I am? I'm just kidding. Don't do that.
DO NOT CONGRATULATE!
I've already booked a reservation for both of you at the trash heap of history.
I've already booked a reservation for both of you at the trash heap of history.
Mindy gets it.
“But here we are” - outstanding review from another satisfied customer.
“But here we are” - outstanding review from another satisfied customer.
Would not be allowed to perform in Texas.
The only possible solution to this glaring inequity is to make sure everybody else in the world has as many guns as we do.
The only possible solution to this glaring inequity is to make sure everybody else in the world has as many guns as we do.
Worth getting poisoned for cheesecake!!! 🤤
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@michaelianhackd Hopefully as part of some sort of arcane ritual spawned by accidentally ingesting hallucinogenic plants.
Just passed @michaelianhackd south of Campo de’ Fiori. Michael’s influence brought me here this week. @michaelianblack, you look fantastic. My family is giving me grief for not saying, Hello, so, Salve!
I honestly think this statement is closer to the real person Nik is at his core than all of the antics reflect. Saw plenty of very small examples of him going out of his way to be kind both with his words and actions. Thank you for the apology 🤝
My Statement on the HU Match with @berkey11: First of all, I want to congratulate Matt Berkey on his victory. There was a lot of shit talking, most of it for fun and to add excitement to the match, but in the end I have to give credit where credit is due. He played well, and…
@michaelianhackd I always knew I was secretly a genius gardner.
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BIG + UNEXPECTED: A Texas House committee just advanced legislation that would raise, to 21 from 18, the age at which an AR-15 can be bought. Two R reps, Sam Harless and Justin Holland, joined D’s for the 8-5 vote. Bill still faces steep hurdles. texastribune.org/2023/05/08/tex…
'There She Goes' by The Las might not be the best pop song but it feels like the platonic ideal of the pop song.
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I get nasty comments from men all of the time. One thing that is common is that smart, successful, secure men NEVER talk to me like this. It's always broke, insecure, losers who say horrible things to me.
@michaelianhackd A bit cliché now that you live in Italy.
Please stop this bullshit. Your baby's gonna be who they're gonna be.
I came out of the closet 13 years ago today. Hope— it saved my life. May 5, 2010
@michaelianhackd And you're not packing heat?! Typical lib behaviour.
@michaelianblack I think they're all still on @michaelianhackd.
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