James Urbaniak @JamesUrbaniak
Dr. Venture on The Venture Bros., Grant on Review, Arthur on Difficult People, Rolf on The Office. References available upon request. cameo.com/jamesurbaniak Los Angeles Joined October 2008-
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One time over at Johnny’s place this chick got up and slapped Johnny’s face, man, we just fell about the place. Things of that nature.
One time over at Johnny’s place this chick got up and slapped Johnny’s face, man, we just fell about the place. Things of that nature.
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At this hour of the night my cat has a very specific meow letting me know she's "caught" one of my wife's hair ties. I pick it up and thank her.
The girl can't help it
The girl can't help it
Bayonne NJ, dawg
He's talking about negative reactions to his set at a Republican event. Could it be the word "woke" is now meaningless?! Stand by...
He's talking about negative reactions to his set at a Republican event. Could it be the word "woke" is now meaningless?! Stand by...
Moved by all the Conan tributes. Had he but lived.
What happened to Coppola?
We’re so BURIED in our PHONES
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Jesse Thorn 🤷�.. @JesseThorn
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James Kenney @jfkenney
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TV detective whose trademark is pointing to a blurry guy in a photo and saying “Who’s grainy Gus?” or “Blurred much?”
@JamesUrbaniak Hah! Our late cat did the exact same thing! She was usually quiet and never meowed, but on rare occasions we'd hear her crowing from the other room. Upon investigation, we'd find she had unearthed either a hair tie or a silicone bracelet and was triumphantly standing over it.
@JamesUrbaniak For my Sadie, it’s the winter socks and headbands on a low shelf. She takes them during the day, “catching” and returning them to me at night. I know that meow well…
@JamesUrbaniak Seinfeld voice: I mean, WE the PEOPLE? I hate people!
@JamesUrbaniak There is an entire magazine dedicated to these people
@JamesUrbaniak What’s the deal with these people?
@JamesUrbaniak Fascinating. I would have thought that you'd have been smokin' in the boys room...
@JamesUrbaniak @eclecticbrotha I understand that later on that night, there was a jailbreak
@JamesUrbaniak Back in town the boys are
@JamesUrbaniak If that chick don't wanna know, forget her...
@JamesUrbaniak i cant help but imagine phil lynott singing that last part and its making me crack up so hard.
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