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Emo Philips retweeted
Yes! @EmoPhilips
Emo Philips retweeted
Traditional quadrennial retweet (a 🧵):
this is just going to get everyone agitated
this is just going to get everyone agitated
decorated the porch for president's day; so far not one has showed
Emo Philips retweeted
Happy birthday, Emo Philips! @EmoPhilips
I kick off ‘24, as I do every year, with my apology to this chimp
I kick off ‘24, as I do every year, with my apology to this chimp
don’t forget tonight to set your calendars forward a year
can’t think of a better day to wish you a merry Christmas
Emo Philips retweeted
#OnThisDay in 1985, Phil appeared as Phil Mayhew on the Miami Vice episode “Phil The Shill”. Who remembers watching this episode when it first aired? Watch more here: youtu.be/4iWQCWr05Xs
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From my favorite episode of Miami Vice! “This one’s for you, Elvis!” 📺🔫😂
From my favorite episode of Miami Vice! “This one’s for you, Elvis!” 📺🔫😂
Emo Philips retweeted
Emo Phillips and Phil Collins on Miami Vice. How 80s is this?
If you’d like to treat yourself to @mrbobodenkirk’s poems while driving but are fearful of not looking up from the book in time to avert a crash, please let me, Maria Bamford, Ron Funches, Samuel Robert Epstein & Bob himself shepherd them into your brain. audible.com/pd/Zilot-Other…
Emo Philips retweeted
@EmoPhilips Nothing to do with your post but I just need to tell you that I've been bingeing Home Movies lately and your voice work as Shannon is sooo good
I am over-the-moon, through-the-roof, to Grandmother’s-house-we-go honored to have been chosen by Bob to read 21% of his poems out loud. Hear here: audiobooks.com/audiobook/6655…
I am over-the-moon, through-the-roof, to Grandmother’s-house-we-go honored to have been chosen by Bob to read 21% of his poems out loud. Hear here: audiobooks.com/audiobook/6655…
Emo Philips retweeted
The sci-fi noir masterpiece written and directed by @JamesKerwin and starring @KipleighBrown and @ChaseMasterson:
The sci-fi noir masterpiece written and directed by @JamesKerwin and starring @KipleighBrown and @ChaseMasterson:
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@EmoPhilips ciao Emo Philips sono Jessica come stai? Questa è la bozza della copertina (locandina) del fumetto che dovrò realizzare 🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️🤗🤗🤗🩷🩷🩷. E vero, ci sono delle piccole imprecisioni sul disegno. Spero tantissimo che questa idea ti possa piacere.
@MoseyDm Signed copy of Emo Phillips' "E=MO2" album on cassette. Got to see him live when I was 14. He signed it "Hi Gym, Emo." I also have some tokens from old Starcade at Disneyland. Not as treasured, but I'm glad I decided to save them.
🖤Emo Philips and Koko!🖤 @EmoPhilips #kokotheclown #fleischerstudios
@fleischertoons @EmoPhilips Emo is a living Fleischer cartoon!
Chicago skyline visible from nearly 50 miles away in Indiana Dunes sunset.
@toweather1 Ther are still entertaining accounts-@EmoPhilips being the main reason I stay. The news and trending features are something I’m hoping Threads can develop soon.
this photo of Dante’s Inferno is the same as the cross-section of a cruise ship
Emo Phillips is proof God doesn't make mistakes
@1odd2 @EmoPhilips Emo Phillips is proof humanity wasn’t entirely a mistake.
@EmoPhilips The lion and the lamb will soon get down to jam…
Tennyson once attempted to leave a room ‘through the fire-place’.
This sea turtle snuggles into a sea sponge and lets out a big yawn before a nap 🐢
This guy adopted a baby turtle with an exposed heart and raised with loving care. He called her hope 📹 Aquamike
@EmoPhilips Thanks kindly for the email about your Lafayette, LA, gig. I just snagged the last three front row center seats. 🥳
@1odd2 @EmoPhilips I grew up watching him; so when he liked one of my posts, it made my entire year.
@artyshowboy Misatribution. It's not Pacino it's Emo Philips. skeptics.stackexchange.com/questions/3074…
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