Todd Barry @toddbarry
YouTube: DOMESTIC SHORTHAIR Netflix: SPICY HONEY Prime: THE CROWD WORK TOUR Book: THANK YOU FOR COMING TO HATTIESBURG https://t.co/AgBudWd5Ff & @ToddBarryPdcast toddbarry.com New York City Joined November 2008-
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We have the perfect cure for your #Sunday scaries... come see @toddbarry at #TheMusicHallLounge! The stand-up #comedian, who is best known for his deadpan #comedy, is performing at 5:30pm and 8pm. Boston comedian @KennethWReid will open both shows. bit.ly/3J4nsrP
I guess I need to cancel my upcoming shower at Madison Square Garden.
I guess I need to cancel my upcoming shower at Madison Square Garden.
PORTLAND, MAINE TONIGHT! with @KennethWReid Tickets: onelongfellowsquare.com/event/todd-bar…
That Texas lawyer who gives advice from his car is running out of topics. His latest Instagram post is "How to respond when someone asks 'How's it going?'"
I have 'wait for standing ovation' in NY teleprompter!
I have 'wait for standing ovation' in NY teleprompter!
Just got a courtesy follow- back from @IanKarmel. Much appreciated, Ian!
HALF JOKING TOUR New England shows start tomorrow! 4.25 S. Deerfield MA 4.26 Portland ME 4.27 Westerly RI 4.28 Portsmouth NH Tickets: toddbarry.com/shows
Same dude who took away my blue check!
Same dude who took away my blue check!
Ran into several members of The State in the lobby of Austin hotel. Here is a report on the reception I received: @KerriKenney - warm and welcoming @michaelianhackd - icy cold @JoeLoTruglio - iced me out (big time) @KenMarino - The Iceman Cometh @davidwain - Brrrrrrr! (cold)
Todd Barry
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Honored to be a part of the classic comedy team Sklarbarry. Come see us @MoontowerComedy 2 more nights!!! @toddbarry #bannerhumor
Old woman on my flight to Austin said she didn't like my Stephen Colbert t-shirt. Told her I couldn't take it off on the plane. #MicDrop
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Kicking off TONIGHT in MONTRÉAL 🦷
Kicking off TONIGHT in MONTRÉAL 🦷
Abraham Lincoln and Socrates!
I feel the same way about @iamcolinquinn, but I don't go yapping to the press about it!
I feel the same way about @iamcolinquinn, but I don't go yapping to the press about it!
Hey @Bose. I left my noise cancelling headphones at home. I'm sitting at a coffee shop next to a guy chewing gum while drinking his coffee. Please messenger me some headphones to use for an hour. Thanks! #FreeStuffForTodd
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@toddbarry @KerriKenney @michaelianhackd @JoeLoTruglio @KenMarino I think you mean “cold” meaning “warm” kind of how “bad” means “good” according to Michael Jackson #kingofpop #onewhiteglove
@toddbarry @KerriKenney @michaelianhackd @JoeLoTruglio @davidwain We both did. You know that. Why are you being like this?
@toddbarry @KerriKenney @michaelianhackd @JoeLoTruglio @davidwain So I take it our kiss meant nothing to you.
@toddbarry @KerriKenney @michaelianhackd @JoeLoTruglio @KenMarino @davidwain saw your interview on Space Ghost Coast to Coast recently. well done. looking svelte!
There aren’t enough shoddy looking food photos. Here, have a slapdash bananas on toast.
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