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SAG HARBOR This Saturday. A great comic. @JosephVecsey is doing his new killer hour... my.baystreet.org/2722/2724
👩 social media = underdogs on journeys 😂
Women's Figure Skating is Insane.
Gratitude literally changed @nealbrennan's life - Incredible conversation on what it did for him starts at around 2 hr. 09 min.
Dating in your 20's 30's and 40s. 😅
How @davidcrosss taught his daughter about grugs. New Blocks: youtu.be/mJi-U-_8L0k
“They’re all out of their minds. All of them.” - @nealbrennan speaks on the mental health of our greatest athletes. 📺 youtu.be/MSqsTWqg9k8?si…
I love doing this podcast. They ask about your life and then determine whether or not you're garbage. Their verdict may shock you. youtu.be/h2kZNO9MgdQ?si…
This was a great time.
With my friend @sethmeyers youtu.be/05l3nVWCRBg?si…
Everything good comes from psychopaths right @nealbrennan youtu.be/HcfnmFF--R4?si…
All about that #MillionaireMindset 🎤 Neal Brennan: Crazy Good now playing only on Netflix
April 9, 2024. New Netflix special!
Tomorrow on @netflix @nealbrennan Crazy Good Produced by All Things Comedy! #ATCpresents #nealbrennan
Thanks to beta-blockers for preventing nerves so I could be full stupid. youtu.be/1wUh6lrjCJE?si…
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Just got a high pressure job at REI. It’s sewin’ tents.
Drake’s mom listening to all these rappers diss her son.
@nealbrennan Checking to see how much juice your toaster uses is pure lunacy…and about the most OCD satisfying shit my brain could ever ask for. 🫡🙌🏼
Right now, I have a pretty good work-life balance. Because I’m not working and I don’t have a life.
All vegetable sides should be $5. I don’t even want this, I’m just trying to hedge on the other pure garbage I’m ordering.
One year at Essence Fest, this white couple (who CLEARLY wasn't there for Essence) was out & you could tell they had no idea NOLA would be JUMPIN jumping. They were cool with it but also just a bit caught off guard. Anyway I'm in Boston & it's St. Patricks weeknd. Tables. Turned.
@kylekinane Loved your Blocks with @nealbrennan . Loved your take on cynicism and I ended the show in a better mood.
@kylekinane @nealbrennan It’s refreshing to hear someone just being happy. Narnia bless you Kyle!
The new @nealbrennan special is ridiculously good, as you might expect from one of the best comedians of our generation. Went to the taping & highly recommend y’all check it out next month!
@nealbrennan @NetflixIsAJoke Excellent. What’s the over/under on ayahuasca references?
NO CHEATING. Type your name in the GIF bar and see what comes up 🌚
Hey @nealbrennan I just heard your Blocks joke on telling women you don't want kids on the first date. I think that's officially the funniest joke I've heard told on a stage, ever. 45 min in the special and I belly laughed for the first time in weeks. Executed surgically.🫂
I’m officially “got a different pair of reading glasses in every room in house” years old now😩
Well this Hyundai Santa Fe commercial sure makes it look at first glance like the guy turns into a Viking and then blows his brains out.