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(while beating you with a hammer) imagine if it was the other guy. he has a bigger hammer
I will never work with Columbia affiliate on any academic project, collaboration, or research again. This is unconscionable. There should be a full academic boycott of Columbia until the board and president Minouche Shafik resign. This is a disgrace.
I feel like i might get attacked for agreeing but this video kinda resonates. i live in queens and almost every day i have to witness some people standing around hanging out
I feel like i might get attacked for agreeing but this video kinda resonates. i live in queens and almost every day i have to witness some people standing around hanging out
As no less than Abraham Lincoln said: "When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”
Columbia still has its official website up lionizing the protesters of 1968 who occupied university buildings to protest the Vietnam War until the NYPD, in Columbia's own words, "stormed" campus, creating a "fallout that dogged Columbia for years." news.columbia.edu/content/new-pe…
Columbia still has its official website up lionizing the protesters of 1968 who occupied university buildings to protest the Vietnam War until the NYPD, in Columbia's own words, "stormed" campus, creating a "fallout that dogged Columbia for years." news.columbia.edu/content/new-pe… https://t.co/QaignonSzu
society toast. i been entertaining the notion that we're post society already. like, a social contract broke, right
Every union member in the country should take a long, hard look at how the state is treating a bunch of rich college kids hanging out in tents on a college quad because all that shit is coming to a picket line near you very, very soon.
Every union member in the country should take a long, hard look at how the state is treating a bunch of rich college kids hanging out in tents on a college quad because all that shit is coming to a picket line near you very, very soon.
we are supposed to believe that the young people working to end mass slaughter are the threat and that the riot squads sent in to brutalize them are the peacekeepers
What's cool about looking back at the history of college protests is that 19 year old students have been right about every single American war, and the esteemed Harvard educated opinion writers at the New York Times have been wrong about every single American war.
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i had a dream that me and a bunch of people were in a Bill Clinton Impression-off and mine was doing the voice saying "there should be a pussy that tastes like Big Macs and a Big Mac that tastes like pussy"
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Trump supporters used to tell me that liberals “just don’t like Trump”. I argued that it was about values, democracy, respecting the media, etc. Maybe they were right. Many liberals want us to accept lambskin leather authoritarianism over patent leather authoritarianism.
Lots of people are showing they’re not actually averse to authoritarianism. They’re just averse to tacky authoritarianism.
truly surreal to hear campus protestors being called ‘agents of hamas’ then see an interview with some kid named bryce. hamas doesn’t even know about bryce
There’s this weird slippage people do where by “peaceful” they mean “lawful” but then they want to use MLK as an example and seem to forget where “letter from Birmingham Jail” was written from
That whole scratch a liberal, and a fascist bleeds statement has never been more apparent than it is in this moment.
If Taxi Driver was set in the 90s, Travis Bickle would be doing an Austin Powers impression in the mirror
(To Rob Zombie) hey man it’s pronounced “Dracula”
MAY DAY 2024. Rocking Palestine protest at Cal State Northridge today, site of RATM’s 1st ever show.
It's early but, Tarzan was definitely having sex with those gorillas before Jane got there.
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As promised, Joe Biden is uniting America.
Both sides now chanting “F***” Joe Biden”
Turns out it was every single one. Ah well, nevertheless.
The country of Colombia picked the funniest possible time to do this
BREAKING: Colombia cuts diplomatic relations with Israel