Morgan Murphy @morgan_murphy
I do comedy. I like sports. google.com los angeles Joined February 2009-
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I know I’m old because multiple times a week someone will be praised as brave or cool and then I read what all the hype was about I’m like “did nobody else grow up with a clinical narcissist?”
maybe more than ever. ♥️
I’m so happy for him and fellow Milwaukee native @IanKarmel ♥️♥️
I’m so happy for him and fellow Milwaukee native @IanKarmel ♥️♥️
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I miss her every day
From the vault.
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@bodaciousMikE I think a teensy weensy few people actually think that, most just scream that that’s happening to fear monger in pursuit of transphobic lawmaking.
Everyone can go home now. She won this trend
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Team Leader ⏩ Team Owner ⛈ @S10Bird continues to shape the future of basketball as she joins the @seattlestorm ownership group 🏀
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There's no one like @MuhlNika 💙
Alexis has been speaking out about the rise of women's sports consistently He has been talking about investing in women's sports consistently He is the definition of putting your money where your mouth is
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NaLyssa Smith is back in Indy after spending the offseason playing overseas in Turkey 🫶
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oh this is gonna be niceeeee
Aliyah Boston and Caitlin Clark putting in work together for the first time 🤝
The fact that people will tweet this and completely miss the point is wild. DT helped pave that road to the pot of gold. The W players have spent their whole careers fighting for the ones who come after them to make more money than they did. This is what they wanted.
I dk I think spending your life doing fun shit like producing musicals after you were SHOT IN THE FACE BY THE TALIBAN is fine, actually.
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see @WNBA I can’t help it. so please don’t fine me again this again summer ⚽️😂
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The women of track are SO compelling. Amazing humans and storylines. I can't wait to show y'all. We're building in public.
“By investing in women’s track, we aim to build a best-in-class event that elevates the profile of top women athletes and creates a more equitable sporting landscape.” - @alexisohanian This is just super exciting for the sport, I gotta say. sportico.com/leagues/olympi…