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Once more - there is no such thing as an unborn child any more than an unmade cake. It's just ingredients, dummy.
Once more - there is no such thing as an unborn child any more than an unmade cake. It's just ingredients, dummy.
I love the main pushback about polyamorists is we discuss dynamics & structure too much bcuz it's usually by people who have terrible relationships of their own because they don't do those things.
So close to understanding this didn't start past October...and yet so far away
It's crazy that we don't have enough room for migrants or the unhoused & the "progressive" mayor of Chicago is on TV talking about creating 14 acres of new park space that they surely won't let anybody sleep on, so a bunch of capitalists can have a new place to vend their wares.
I often prefer going alone. Started as a kid in the city. Solo midweek matinees forever!
I often prefer going alone. Started as a kid in the city. Solo midweek matinees forever!
I do! But I also sit down whenever possible, also. 🤷🏽♂️
*looks wistfully towards Stone Mountain, GA*
*looks wistfully towards Stone Mountain, GA*
The longevity of "avocado toast" as the memetic symbol of misunderstood millennial buying power is impressive af
I love more jobs but don't like this. I haven't had someone properly bag my groceries in like 15 years. Self-checkout theft has to be costing retailers more than hiring cashiers.
I love more jobs but don't like this. I haven't had someone properly bag my groceries in like 15 years. Self-checkout theft has to be costing retailers more than hiring cashiers.
So I was trying to research what the attendance was for the 1992 final four and I found this cool stat about the CBS televised game my Stanford team played in. 𝟴.𝟭 𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗼𝗻 people tuned in to see our game vs Virginia and Dawn Staley. That game held the record for the…
these rap beefs are “real housewives” but for men
I'm at the Cubs game and there was a Cubs volunteer who saw a guy wearing a Don't Tread On Me hat and yelled up to him "Hey didn't I see you on the steps of the Capitol on January 6th?" loudly laughed and then walked away. Their family is pissed lmao
Pop forever. I will not yield
This is the shit that pisses me off. I enjoy a good Taylor Swift song like any woman 10-15 years my junior, but to ignore the Drake/Kendrick beef to say this is wack af
This is the shit that pisses me off. I enjoy a good Taylor Swift song like any woman 10-15 years my junior, but to ignore the Drake/Kendrick beef to say this is wack af
AK coming to the same conclusion we all came to at least a year and a half ago.
AK coming to the same conclusion we all came to at least a year and a half ago.
I love it when people say weed makes them feel anxious or piss them in a dark place. Baby, that's your own intrusive thoughts, trauma, and personal confidence issues you ain't dealt with prior to puffing.
Fuck is the point of placing an order on the app 12 minutes ahead of time when I show up to a barren @Starbucks and nobody's even looked at the mobile orders yet?
Happy 4/20 to all who celebrate. Today would be a great day for the Biden administration to fully deschedule & legalize marijuana, expunge records, and repair the harms of the failed war on drugs.
Matt Drufke @IHateMattDrufke
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Just because you “sleep with trans women” doesn’t mean you are Pro Trans, an ally or not transphobic. As a comic it is just so frustrating to watch these white dudes think they’re these bastions of progress while regurgitating repackaged transmisogyny
IAN FIDANCE: WILD HAPPY AND FREE out NOW on YouTube!
It’s unfair to pigs to call them pigs
@MiddleEastEye Here’s @EmoryUniversity economics professor Caroline Fohlin knocked to the ground with her head on the concrete. Her glasses are thrown off. She shouts “I’m a professor” #Gaza #Protesters
This is the face I made when I found out @anylaurie16 is coming back to @TheLaughingTap!! 😊😊😊
A new movie about Elon Musk’s life is coming out. Have you heard about this? Apparently it’s getting rave reviews, critics are calling it a real tour divorce
I think the most annoying people are the “propaganda didn’t work on me” people. Bc like sure yea but there are many ideologies that were foisted upon you by your cultural context and all your opinions are predominately based on assimilating to the community you identify with
My wife is flying out for the last 10 days of my tour before I record my record, and I have never been more excited in my entire life.
But that's not all babe, cuz we sold to CBS Network last week. So proud of our whole team. So excited do this mf work. What a dream. 🥹😭☺️ No one pinch me.
EXCLUSIVE: The comedy duo of Mimi Davila and Laura Di Lorenzo — who perform as ‘The Chonga Girls’ — are set to write, star and co-executive produce an eponymous multi-camera comedy series in development at CBS Studios, Deadline has learned exclusively deadline.com/2024/04/cbs-de…
After being on Piers Morgan a few times trolls are telling me to “stick to comedy” and the nicest compliment anyone’s given me 🥹
expressing racism is too easy now. You just get online and post shit. People used to make entire crosses and stitch entire robes. They were doing CRAFTS
I PREFER to go to movies alone. Opening night with friends is fun, but I love being in a theater with like 10 people who are there to just enjoy the movie. There's such a freedom in it and you can delude yourself that the movie is being screened just for you. It's utter bliss.
Has anyone been to the movie theater alone and is it fun?
I just farted in a way that I can only describe as surround sound. Wow.
I saw Stephen Noh write that article saying he’s no longer a Bulls fan and maybe I’m just different..but there’s nothing my sports teams could do to make me stop being a fan of them. The Chicago teams specifically. Some people look at it like a choice and I don’t
@adamhlavac Me and the wife usually go to the movies on Tuesdays. 6 dollars a ticket at Cinemark.
Paying $500/year for streaming services, many with ads, just to chase titles around because I don’t know where they’re going to end up doesn’t feel worth it anymore. AMC A-List for $25/month and investing in physical media I care about has been totally worth it.
See, I think streaming is becoming LESS affordable than going to the movies. For $25/month I can see 3 movies/week, in any format - IMAX, 3D, Dolby Cinema, etc. I bring my own snacks or use my A-List rewards. Tons of matinee pricing and discounts throughout the week as well.
Going to the movies, in this economy?! Talked about this last night and realized $20 a ticket + snacks would put us around $70 for one movie and we already pay hundreds for streaming that will inevitably have the same movie a month later. The system is broken not the audience.
That's the recipe I like. They get it right in the movies. Take away the cancer, the death, the pain, the tragedy, and it's a non-stop quipster that would wear on the nerves fast. Take away the enthusiasm he has for even the goofiest shit, and you have an empty whining ghost.
So the Deadpool is a subverted version of both of those. He is a goddamn loudmouth, whose humor comes from tragedy. But he's so endlessly high energy that it saves him from being insufferable and dreary. And ALSO so internally sad and broken that he's not a constant punchline.
Here is my central core thought while writing Deadpool. It is no secret that I don't like endlessly 'zany' Deadpool. He was described as 'serial killer Daffy Duck' to me early on, that's the version I don't care for. 1/