Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr
I tell the truth like white draws. FORMER: @TheDailyShow CURRENT: Social Recluse. FAMU grad reppin 205. Took me 5 yrs to get a 4yr degree, don't take me serious punchup.live/roywoodjr/tick… Bury me in Alabama, NYC until then Joined May 2009-
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If he was still alive, y'all think Tupac would've done a Sketchers commercial by now?
Chicago is the only city that’s produced both a King and Queen of Comedy. One could argue that D.C. has given us more comedy gods but Chicago by volume has cranked out a TON of hall of famers. And that’s not even counting Second City
Chicago is the only city that’s produced both a King and Queen of Comedy. One could argue that D.C. has given us more comedy gods but Chicago by volume has cranked out a TON of hall of famers. And that’s not even counting Second City
That look like the claw from a lobster with high blood pressure.
I wish more OGs would reach back & embrace the youngins that deserve it. Cam Patterson's story way too common in Black Comedy. Also...how bad do you have to be at selling drugs that they ask you to resign? 🤣
!! Ahead of the WH Corespondents dinner, this weeks @TheRunUpNYT is a conversation with king @roywoodjr 👑 On the changing nature of political comedy and what is there to laugh about this election, which feels like the most unfunny thing ever nytimes.com/2024/04/25/pod…
They should do a bit where he rolls up like “wait, y’all been living here the entire time? And didn’t tell me?!”
They should do a bit where he rolls up like “wait, y’all been living here the entire time? And didn’t tell me?!”
“ I need 55 rebounds, 55 assists, 55 steals….”
“This Shit is mad relaxing nahh mean?!”
Soften the break up. Tell them you entering the transfer portal.
Houston! We on the ground early. A few seats left at House of Blues tonight! TIX: punchup.live/roywoodjr
You buying all the shit at the same store and not even adding other groceries in there to camouflage. You going to jail the first day. 🤣
You buying all the shit at the same store and not even adding other groceries in there to camouflage. You going to jail the first day. 🤣
A.I. rap ain't shit. Wait til ya granny fall for them A.I. pastors.
Imma start selling A.I. church sermons on cassette to them old head Christians. Bout to hit a lick.
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42K Followers 399 Followingi know one thing, @roywoodjr better not steal my tiktok slavery joke
@roywoodjr Naw he'd show up in a Dos Equis commercial just to whoop this guy's ass and take the mantle
Nah maybe one for black air forces though.
If he was still alive, y'all think Tupac would've done a Sketchers commercial by now?
@roywoodjr He went to the Trap House and the key code stopped working.
And come back and do the other door
Reggie Bush stepping up in the next Heisman House commercial
@roywoodjr Glass of water on the table starts shaking. All the Heisman winners look towards the door. Enter Reggie Bush
Beyonce talking to us? Oh we in a recession recession. 😭
Thought this was @navvgreene
Glad to be back in Houston after all these years. Shit was dicey for a minute. for ya boy. IYKYK 😂 House of Blues tonight: punchup.live/roywoodjr
You earned that hall pass. Great show tonight! Glad you are allowed back in Houston since I don’t live in DC anymore. 😂😂😂
Glad to be back in Houston after all these years. Shit was dicey for a minute. for ya boy. IYKYK 😂 House of Blues tonight: punchup.live/roywoodjr
@roywoodjr Didn't even unpack your bags before you checked in. 😭😭😭😭😭
With all (un)due respect 😶🌫️🤣🤣 Wow!
A.I. rap ain't shit. Wait til ya granny fall for them A.I. pastors.
That happened decades ago, they were Nigerian scammers in email. A LOT cashed out on old people 😂😂😂😂
A.I. rap ain't shit. Wait til ya granny fall for them A.I. pastors.
What is your actual problem?!?!😭 I really can't stand you
A.I. rap ain't shit. Wait til ya granny fall for them A.I. pastors.
Wooden spoons? Them fiends gon come back n whoop yo ass
They gonna arrest you at Cash register dawg
@AliahSheffield now…. i know this ain’t what i think—
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Oral Roberts has a basketball program just an AI sermon away from having the most lucrative NIL collective in the country 💰 🙏
A.I. rap ain't shit. Wait til ya granny fall for them A.I. pastors.