Lainie @lainielenertz
Chicago comedian & illustrator. I have a good head on my shoulders. Then a mouth on that head. Then a foot in that mouth. Nacho prodigy linktr.ee/Lainieisabitch Chicago, Illinois Joined February 2011-
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white feminism's blueprint for empowerment is always about women participating in capitalism the way men do, and rarely about imagining a world where everyone's basic needs are met
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This year has felt like if 3pm decided to become a year
Date idea: I’m wearing a weird outfit and you’re being so nice to me
What’s a funny way to say “my trauma induced mental illness is flaring and pushing everyone away and I am so sad about who I am” it’s for a tweet
I have to love someone soooo much to open a tik tok they text me
"ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass. stop! and welcome to mcdonalds. would you like to try our big sean meal?"
I need a bf because otherwise who am i supposed to text saying “i ate too many olives now my tummy hurts”
You don’t have to get rich OR die trying. You can just have a nice snack
Got my pussy eaten on my period so now I’m team Edward
Schools “can’t enforce masks” but sure did enforce not letting us wear shorts or spaghetti straps.
“other girls are mean to me bc they’re jealous bc im pretty” are you sure they’re not mean to you bc you say shit like that
in all seriousness feel like every single person who has been harassed by an older dude in life / at a job who then was like “I’m just being friendly!” should get a thousand dollars today
the teen that’s gonna cancel you has already been born
“open to female and non binary applicants” cool Im gonna need your definition of female real quick and also your definition of non binary and also you owe me one thousand dollars
I bathe myself and my children every day.
i’m really gonna be 60 years old named chad I can’t fucking take this anymore
Being depressed while also having massive tits is a struggle most people will never understand.
When you’re stranded in the middle of the woods and it’s your job to carry the lantern but first you want to make it clear to everyone else in your survival group that you’ve got an Ass
Cant believe I’m not the only hot person in Miami this is bullshit
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