Jay Washington @MrJayWashington
Stand up comedian,actor #AmericanGigolo on #showtime,#RapSh!t #DogTheMovie #NewRockstars #netflix bookings: [email protected] jaywashington.com Los Angeles, CA Joined February 2009-
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I'm really waiting on the first dude to come to Drake's defense like, "I mean so what if he's got a BBL. What's wrong with that?"
Drake next response to Kendrick bout to be like
Sir Kendrick Lamar Duckworth ain't with the bullshit lawd have mercy youtu.be/NPqDIwWMtxg?si…
Look at my friend @YNB & how happy she is and it is WELL DESERVED!!
Yall just wanna hate EVERYTHING. Not to mention it's "how would an ACTUAL FUNCTIONAL SUPERHERO suit look in real life"
Yall just wanna hate EVERYTHING. Not to mention it's "how would an ACTUAL FUNCTIONAL SUPERHERO suit look in real life"
If you are a black dude with a handlebar mustache just know I don't trust you. I'm sorry, thems just the rules.
The majority of accounts with checkmark are the ones NO ONE should here from. Yeah I still got some legit famous and dope homies with checkmarks and they hate they got them that's how bad it's gotten.
The majority of accounts with checkmark are the ones NO ONE should here from. Yeah I still got some legit famous and dope homies with checkmarks and they hate they got them that's how bad it's gotten.
So what teams are getting broken up #WWEDraft I'm going Street Profits, tag title match or not
"Drunk at a party & possibly gonna embarrass yourself...not anymore"
I meannnn you could feel it was coming with that interview until she drops another show.
I meannnn you could feel it was coming with that interview until she drops another show.
Oh yall knew EXACTLY what the hell yall was doing with this.
Yo this is ABSOLUTELY INSANE!!! Making people AUDITION to do an OPEN MIC......My head hurts reading this.
Real talk, no cap, I have ZERO CLUE where some these people be getting the "all women aren't funny" line from. Because dammit I've worked regularly with some of THEE MOST HILARIOUS LADIES in the game. Some that would BURY your favorite guys on lineups let's keep it 💯 !
The answer is 1
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I have a pretty cool job
OMG WE DID IT YALL!! WE ARE SOLD OUT FOR MY @NetflixIsAJoke show I don't believe it grateful to God!! May 11th
This is still so SURREAL!! God has kept and carried me to this point. I remain faithful that this is the beginning of the next and greatest chapter of my story!. Saturday May 11th 7pm @westsidecomedy let's get it @NetflixIsAJoke
Grateful and thankful!!
Grateful and thankful!!
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50K Followers 501 Following Watch my @netflix comedy special #ToCatchADick✨💕 My Book #LivingMyBestLifeHun is out now!! 📖I was born around 9 PM on April 30th, and so every year on my birthday, my Mom calls me in the morning so she can tell me to have a happy birthday, and then at the minute I was born to say happy birthday again. Anyway, this onesie probably still fits me.
@EliTVScreen @MrJayWashington He’s literally just repurposing Sam’s old tech and continuing on the role. He doesn’t have any mutations even and they’re not likely to give him one since Sam doesn’t even have it.
@EliTVScreen @MrJayWashington I mean this is also meant to reflect the character’s military background. Torres in the mcu is still a soldier, so his suit is gonna end up fitting that style.
@MrJayWashington *Takes out clippers*
LA! This Sunday I’m at @HollywoodImprov for the @NetflixIsAJoke fest. Maybe come? If you can’t make it, I totally get it. Life is busy. But also, life is short. And either one of us could die sooner than we think. So with that in mind, here’s the ticket link:…
@MrJayWashington “His gloves weren’t stiched correctly. Boycott! 0/10! MCU is dead”…did I do that correctly?
The hate y’all have for stand-up comedy needs to be reserved for impressionists! Be mad at the people who ask you what if “Ringo Starr went into a car dealership ?” Be mad at the people who force you to listen to “Mike Tyson at the drive-thru”
Everyone wish my son Exavier II a happy 15th birthday!
Genetics botched your face 💰
How many of you all are divorced ???? RT if yes ! And comment below why ?!
Proud to be Co-Executive Producer and Head Writer of a new comedy show for NBC/Peacock created by Kevin Hart’s Hartbeat. It’s been a blast so far! ✨
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TAG YOUR FAVORITE ADULT FILM PERFORMERS im trying to see something
“The Best Man” is Black People’s “The Big Chill”.
@MrJayWashington @NetflixIsAJoke Why thank you!!!
For those of you who treat me like a person on this account, meme, chat about games, make jokes — I really appreciate you allowing me to have friendship in a world that mostly isolates women who look like me. I’m incredibly fortunate to have this separate account for friendship!!
I still post cute pics here like I would normally before I had an OF, and I usually always post some bouncin’ boobie follow-up on my OF account. But I need you to know that if I follow and interact with you here, it’s not in an attempt to sell my content or trick you into buying.
I wanted to keep this account separate from my OF stuff because I noticed long time friends at odds with consuming my content while still remaining friendly with me. I don’t want people to feel like I’m trying to sell stuff to them 24/7. I enjoy socializing here too much.