🕳️Joey Digs Deep🕳️ @JoeyBednarski
Chicago’s most normal comedian. currently “going bananas”. @AJLpod. Chicago, IL Joined October 2016-
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it's not funny that jimmy buffet died. it is funny that jimmy buffet lived.
Eff me I just got Oldboyed for the third time. Starting to think this vision board stuff is total baloney
It’s a huge mistake to try to turn Threads into Twitter when we have a unique opportunity to turn Threads into 2008 Facebook
Everyone makes fun of Malort but how about you make a better tasting wormwood liqueur? It’s not easy!
Took this picture in Lakeview the other night. Teens going crazy; smashing cars, not following the rules of perspective. What has this city come to?
Took this picture in Lakeview the other night. Teens going crazy; smashing cars, not following the rules of perspective. What has this city come to? https://t.co/fzhLeCsTuj
Scientists: ‘Don’t Get Mad, But We Accidentally Found The Cure For Homosexuality’ bit.ly/43WBcNI
If we all smoke outside right now we can get the dot all the way to the max
It’s so funny to name a show this when there is already a show called Bones
My life is a freaking movie, dude (a documentary about a guy who goes to work and eats dinner)
The Chase ATM on Lincoln & Wellington has crisp 5’s rn. Just passing along if you want to look super cool ordering $4 Old Style tall cans at the bar tonight.
In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice. Kurt Vonnegut was the only one to respond. What he wrote back is one of the most inspiring things ever:
I’m convinced this just hasn’t found it’s audience yet
I’m convinced this just hasn’t found it’s audience yet https://t.co/F3PnHdhudY
Obviously the odds are a billion to one but for $40 million dollars? You’d be stupid NOT to try to kill John Wick!
I think people who say they’re 25 are just doing it for attention
In 800 years people are going to talk about Nick Cannon the way we talk about Genghis Khan today
In 800 years people are going to talk about Nick Cannon the way we talk about Genghis Khan today
Today would have been my grandfather’s 90th birthday except for the fact that last year he legally changed his birthday to October 31st to “get more goth bitches”
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JOE @LeBron_Eames
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417 Followers 489 Following Bartender at The Circle Inn in Lower North Mankato, MN. Husband, father, ambitious but largely inactive humorist.
Elliott G-B @GrentRaddish
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476 Followers 672 Following come see some of the best comics on EVERY TUESDAY at the @thelincolnlodge in #Chicago!
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180 Followers 215 Following Disgusting Sewer Person he/she/they/we booty now
cass city @HeavenlyGrandpa
27K Followers 869 Following i’m cassidy kulhanek i’m a comedian and my dad is very proud of me!
James Boy Advanced @jamesmcorlett
546 Followers 454 Following Amateur comedian. Feed full of jokes, video game and rpg stuff, and, lately, politics. (he/him) alternatively: (James/Jim)
JOE @LeBron_Eames
1K Followers 710 Following comedian. Come to The Humboldt Jungle the last wednesday of every month.
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we’ve seen eclipses on earth, so here’s an eclipse from mars. this is mars’s moon phobos eclipsing the sun.
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America has spoken in favor of a SAFE world over one ravaged by CIVIL WAR. Todd Haynes moves on to face Ridley Scott in the next round!
Nina Simone the GOAT
what is the most insane thing someone has said during a interview
in case you guys were wondering, the guy who shot Reagan uses an iPad.
In a stunning upset, Nicole Holofcener defeated James Wan yesterday!! Fans of Wan can listen to the two main feed episodes we've already done on Aquaman lol
[using the bene gesserit voice] have fun and be yourself
Last night I saw someone dance like no one was watching and it was so fucking gross and sad
Blessing the timeline with this again and again until everyone feels at peace with themselves and the world around them
Watching this over and over and over and over
word mincers before they mince the most words:
I won't mince words. The overwhelming majority of Palestinians are not Hamas. And Hamas does not represent the Palestinian people. In fact, they're also suffering as a result of Hamas' terrorism. We need to be clear-eyed about that reality.
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Imagine eating something if the instructions said microwave for 14 minutes
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Theater employee addressing the audience before Madame Web: "And just remember, Madame Web is non interactive and she cannot answer your questions. Please do not raise your hand during the movie"
The Wall Street Journal has disputed the accuracy of my Chex Mix data. Here is my official response:
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