sarah @sablaah
hi! welcome to my microblog. take a look around! 🏄♀️ chicago Joined February 2009-
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I am on three hours of sleep in Madrid. but Bart Simpson is here
no taxation without representation. put me on the team.
no taxation without representation. put me on the team.
foxtrot was just a distraction…4D chess
foxtrot was just a distraction…4D chess
tried to cut my own bangs to look like sabrina carpenter’s and…let’s just say it’s giving sabrina contractor at best
“That’s that Me Espresso for… Señorita Awesome?”
Ok well that’s humiliating, don’t admit that
Ok well that’s humiliating, don’t admit that
foxtrot business model
just got a tiktok ad with a woman saying “someone told me I look 36 the other day, which is amazing because I am actually 42”
this is genuinely so funny. an absolute slay. can't wait to retweet when I am taking my last breaths as I die of heat stroke in 2042. like "remember this?? lmao 💀"
this is genuinely so funny. an absolute slay. can't wait to retweet when I am taking my last breaths as I die of heat stroke in 2042. like "remember this?? lmao 💀"
all we hear is: hamburger ga ga / hamburger goo goo
all we hear is: hamburger ga ga / hamburger goo goo
ate dinner next to a woman who took her shoes off while sitting at the bar (no socks). the bartender asked if she needed anything besides the check and she said, “a husband!!”
Hello! I have a new cartoon!! When you have a case that needs to be cracked, sometimes ya gotta bring in The Big Dog…full short here: vimeo.com/936721402
after months of hard work, my team and I finally came up with a slogan for meat. so proud of everyone involved!
going to the elevator that makes you baby
going to the elevator that makes you baby
the ben keeps the flo.. @limitlessjest
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Emma Berquist @eeberquist
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Emoji Caresser @LizRummy
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Isaac @GalaxyPeaBrain
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Dénis B. Huppert (fr.. @dennisbhooper
22K Followers 15K Following grand nerd homosexuel. diplômes avancés en taille, homosexualité, nerdité. "coquin d'internet" - uproxx. fiction: https://t.co/RIZL8ZRWJe
Sam 👁️ @SamtheNightOwl
10K Followers 2K Following hi, i'm sam | commie sympathizer | big fan of philosophy | an absurdist at heart | cautious optimist | my private alt for mufos is @SamtheTranquil
Arthouse Shawn Levy @firagawalkwthme
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its legal for you to .. @porksweats1
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lotion wizard @old_lotion
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MrE (Tone Policed Edi.. @phasereturnmre
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us_Leah_ @UsLeah60791
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Rule The Wasteland @MongoAggression
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Chaddichor420 @gaenda_swami_69
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John @here4samaltman
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Dion McGill - 7th Pol.. @McGillFor7th
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hank @hankaroonie
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Cotstem @cotstem
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Melanie Altanian @MeliSchmeli
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Calidus Eroticus @SerapaSaGodimo
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vənɛ́sə 🦋 @12nessa29
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AHMED ELHAABOURIYA @AhmedE1954
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Markus Kolic @markuskolic
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Zuckerburrr aka John .. @Zuckerburrr
510 Followers 2K Following At the end of summer Toyota Twerkathon
Nick Fletcher @LargeAngryHippy
188 Followers 711 Following Socio-political activist. Convicted April 2018 on 18 Counts breach Sec 56 of Sth Aust ICAC Act 2012, fined max $540k. Inc 2 Counts talking to media. See blog.
Simon @Simon1974_s
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Emily @emilybutty
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Scotty Jay @EricJoh96087058
66 Followers 322 Following It’s not stupidity or weakness, it’s human nature.
NotSoGreatWestern @so_western
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Julie Marie 💙 @JulieDo24718056
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Liz Sutton @believemeithurt
473 Followers 804 Following Like to ask why - a lot; love Paris, lamps and chairs. Ex RN; BA; BLitComm; MA; PhD -med anthro- Views all mine. Focused on wmn/patient agency #birthdissonance
Mr. Giggles @MrGiggles4Fun
137 Followers 989 Following A guy exploring the spicy side. The most important erogenous zone is the mind. Wanna-be #erotica writer. 50s | NSFW | 18+ Only
Brownsville Girl @BrownsvilleG11
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Amy Hamilton @Spongeamy1
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Gregor Sandervich @GSanders54
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Buffaloguy1991 @buffaloguy1991
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big john @cleandryintact
71 Followers 225 Following film enjoyer, sewing enthusiast, proponent of having skin in the game
JTip @JasonJTipton
495 Followers 2K Following Consciously taking ownership of my situation through stoicism. SDMF🤘🏼@mortilusband https://t.co/FuPruyQNo3
Jeff Witter @jeffwitter_
240 Followers 2K Following 📍Humboldt County, CA 🌲🌊 🍃Marketing, digital advertising, progressive politics, Bay Area sports. J-Name Gemini 😊
the ben keeps the flo.. @limitlessjest
33K Followers 1K Following Television writer (Hunting Wives STARZ), Native American Media Alliance Fellow, CRIMEWATCHERS podcast, New Yorker Humor. Turtle Mtn. Band of Chippewa, Tsimshian
Emma Berquist @eeberquist
40K Followers 1K Following Author, leftist, final girl. DEVILS UNTO DUST and MISSING, PRESUMED DEAD from Greenwillow/HarperCollins
Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji
19K Followers 4K Following #1 dad / kids book author / fighting naturalist / hard to kill 🇮🇷 venmo @JustinBoldaji will art for money
Emoji Caresser @LizRummy
15K Followers 502 Following Dave. Giving this site another 10 year trial run.
Isaac @GalaxyPeaBrain
14K Followers 936 Following Harvard Law '19 / Reddit Admin / Adjunct professor
Dénis B. Huppert (fr.. @dennisbhooper
22K Followers 15K Following grand nerd homosexuel. diplômes avancés en taille, homosexualité, nerdité. "coquin d'internet" - uproxx. fiction: https://t.co/RIZL8ZRWJe
Sam 👁️ @SamtheNightOwl
10K Followers 2K Following hi, i'm sam | commie sympathizer | big fan of philosophy | an absurdist at heart | cautious optimist | my private alt for mufos is @SamtheTranquil
Arthouse Shawn Levy @firagawalkwthme
9K Followers 2K Following Occasionally funny. Not your first choice. He/Him
its legal for you to .. @porksweats1
9K Followers 7K Following juris doctorate in himbology, the postman (1997) enthusiast, certified wife guy, dont be weird in replies about my cat want to know the rest? buy the rights
lotion wizard @old_lotion
18K Followers 1K Following mid. art stuff: @aged_cream. she/her. $lotionwiz
Chappell Roan @ChappellRoan
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Lynn Becker @LynnBecker
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Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1
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Jake Sheridan @JakeSheridan_
7K Followers 926 Following City Hall reporter for @ChicagoTribune, covering the City Council. @CTGuild chair. Excited to be here! Let's talk [email protected]
Angel MaMii @Angelmamii5
33K Followers 160 Following The Angelmamii Experience! I make no Sense & Thanks for Understanding! Email: [email protected] NYC 👇🏼“NEW MUSIC 🎶 Click Link for more info” 👇🏼
Eric Wiig @itsWiigy
301 Followers 380 Following Actor | Comedian | Pacifist. Sheryl Crow is my north star. he/him https://t.co/nHjWmwaeZw
Mark @lebatardshowfan
49K Followers 1K Following lots of @lebatardshow tweets but sometimes other stuff, I'm sorry | #TeamKat | Le Batard Fan Discord: https://t.co/Q0lABgzI5A
Matty Merritt @mattynotmaddie
4K Followers 4K Following I AM FROM NEBRASKA AND I ALWAYS HAVE A LOOSE BAG OF IBUPROFEN IN MY BACKPACK.
niles @NILES100
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Mark likes Public Tra.. @TrainRespecter
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Charly Bliss @charlybliss
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Lily Gladstone @lily_gladstone
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An adult named Tyler @tylermccsays
1K Followers 3K Following Sundance Episodic Lab Alum • Black List (2016 & 2021) • he/him
melissa broder @melissabroder
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beer person @CantEverDie
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Great Lake Jumper @TheRealDtox
12K Followers 3K Following Dan O’Conor-Jumping into Lake Michigan Daily since June 13, 2020. Cameo: greatlakejumper. Instagram: Danielt.oc . Live Music Fanatic.
trailcam @Trail_Cams
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Onion Weigher 𓄽 �.. @onionweigher
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Pac Mannequin @OnlySpecialBoy
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reggie_relapse @reggie_relapse
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joe @joeworldwideweb
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juliAn @oigevalt
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jordí @theonlyjordan__
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I Think You Should Le.. @ITYSL_ads
410 Followers 203 Following My life is nothing I thought it should be and everything I was worried it would become
Robert Loerzel @robertloerzel
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Lily Gladstone immediately thinking of Ayo Edebiri when in Ireland 🥹
writing a screenplay is so embarrassing... here are some guys i made up... now they're gonna say a bunch of random shit i just thought of...
Holy Jesus it’s an actual fuck-marry-kill selection
Rate this statement from 1 to 5, with 1 being “strongly disagree” and 5 being “strongly agree”. > I treat horses with an uneasy respect, regardless of my personal feelings towards them.
Do you guys think I could pull a minor league baseball player
Nervous on a first date, jumping the gun and accidentally saying "Ah, lé piece de resistánce" when the waiter brings out the complimentary bread
Elton's John.
I’m not saying the bar I’m in’s pretentious, but there’s a fucking piano in the gents.
I disagree that you dress like Cary Grant. In this thread, I will list some of the ways in which your dress differs and why such important details matter. 🧵
Do I need to have some suits like the ones on the left made? I dress like the guy on the right already but the first guy has a lot more style.
now tell me why the Rainforest Cafe is selling these hard as hell jean jackets
The Michelle Visagification of society
Mother and child with poliosis, a hereditary white streak in hair
Cheetah companion dog Remus is 5 today! Cheetahs can have up to 6 cubs, but when only 1-2 cubs survive often she will abandon those cubs. This happens in their natural range & in zoos. The main reason we pair cheetah ambassadors with a dog is for companionship!
Jesus easily dismantles the cross and starts tossing hammers
Does anybody else think it was a missed opportunity that Jesus’s carpentry knowledge never came into play later in the story? It would have made for a good setup and pay off
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