KC Sarkisian Phillips @IdiotBrainGuy
Disgusting Sewer Person he/she/they/we booty now linktr.ee/doomsdayllc Joined January 2021-
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I just saw somebody on facebook say there were "more wholesome things to do" and "less drugs" in rural america. I live in rural america right now and there is nothing to do but drugs.
Mr. Beast is gonna get himself into a hands on a hardbody situation this year and it's gonna be really horrifying I reckon
hey i agree but now we are just describing television
hey i agree but now we are just describing television
accidentally made big trouble in little china in my living room in my real life happening all around me
The getting shot in the face pandemic is finally over! But that doesn't mean getting shot in the face is over. In fact, getting shot in the face was still one of the leading causes of death last year. Be safe!
People are always like "I hope your vacation was good" I am self employed. My vacation was a stressful nightmare. I need to be at work every day because the person that covers for me is me.
"life in a bag" music video ☕️ directed by @babyponyfood ☕️ whole vid at youtu.be/ezzj4tN3T7I ☕️ new album "it's sorted" out now ☕️
you can tell a cat "good job" as many times as you want and you'd be right because
we are forgetting that the rat hole *is* a funeral
It's so funny that Wings existed and they're, like, fine
easy next
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There's no suspense in Young Sheldon. You know he's not going to die
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. @kanyewest ASKED PERMISSION TO SAMPLE A SECTION OF A 1983 LIVE PERFORMANCE OF “IRON MAN” FROM THE US FESTIVAL WITHOUT VOCALS & WAS REFUSED PERMISSION BECAUSE HE IS AN ANTISEMITE AND HAS CAUSED UNTOLD HEARTACHE TO MANY. HE WENT AHEAD AND USED THE SAMPLE ANYWAY AT HIS ALBUM…
How much to do we want to bet that a contingent of Taylor Swift selling the Eras Tour movie to Disney+ was a contractual agreement that if Travis Kelce wins the Super Bowl, the two of them will say "We're going to Disney World!" in a post-game interview on the field?
@idiotbraingf It's infuriating when my hairstyle deflates in under 20 minutes after working on it for an hour. Also, stay away from my purified water
Your child just had the emotional maturity and courage to tell you who they are despite the social pressure to conform and suffer and the fear of rejection and instead of celebrating that you're holding a metaphorical funeral for the fanfiction you wrote in your head about them.
to this day I think disowning me for being bisexual, preventing me from even getting to tell them abt the trans part, is one of the funniest things that ever happened to me
one of my favorite things to do is tell people my parents have completely distanced themselves from me, then as they start coming to their own conclusions interrupt them and say “for being bisexual”
I just saw someone say "I grew up on this series, crazy it's still going" about a show that began five (5) years ago. I'm a boomer now. Kids are bad.
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me: i love girls girls online: YAAAY 💕❤️🧨💯 me: i love nonbinary people girls online: Aww do you want them to put out for you, you deviant? You pervert? You don't respect them? Should we get you a concubine? Should we call Jean Genet