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I am being persecuted right now :( Thankfully, whenever I say that, thousands of policemen in riot gear usually roll in pretty much immediately to crush my persecutors 🙏 The power of the state is always helping my persecuted ass 🤪
Legit had no idea about this. Changing my mind about the situation. Thank you 🙏
Legit had no idea about this. Changing my mind about the situation. Thank you 🙏
Eric Adams: in New York our earthquakes have swag. The only shake we know is the Harlem shake. It may have been a 4.8 but some people register a four point hate on my Richter scale. I think I was Richter in a past life [sees kid hitting vape] what’s that, some sorta crack pipe?
i know it's April 4th, but if anybody still wants to prank me, i'm open to it! Nobody "got me" on April 1st, and i think pranks can be a nice, fun show of friendship ! No pressure though. There is always next year 👍
This thing entering while I'm taking a shit and accidentally circumcising me
This thing entering while I'm taking a shit and accidentally circumcising me
Muslim Shaun king: We need to get food for my muslim brothers and sisters fasting right now. They are literally starving during Ramadan. Gofundme link incoming:
Jonathan Glazer condemns dehumanization, yet his movie contains several of de humans in it... Quite ironical, no?
Jonathan Glazer condemns dehumanization, yet his movie contains several of de humans in it... Quite ironical, no?
Is someone tweeting about the movie Dune? Be on the lookout for the double meaning. Are they potentially using the word “dune” to seem like the word “doing?” Does it make sense that they’re Dune your mom, or are they maybe “doing” your mom? Stay vigilant #FightDisinformation ✊
Israeli SNL: Guy with pink hair walks in wearing the nose thing from Dune: Hello I am Paul, A They/These, and I am pro-Palestine *audience laughs*
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Insane man: My name is... Hamburger. Yes. And I work at... McDonalds Billionaire: Wow. That is honestly so fucking interesting, homie
Wearing my VR headset on the toilet trying to see if there's a coin between my ass cheeks so i know if i should wipe or not
Wearing my VR headset on the toilet trying to see if there's a coin between my ass cheeks so i know if i should wipe or not
Seeing a video of Houthis overtaking a cargo boat and celebrating by holding up a package from Grailed with my name and address clearly printed on the shipping label. They open it to find a vintage Ohio State university sweatshirt and all take turns wearing it
(Trying to own a guy who’s against bombing Yemen) Come on bro u don’t actually support the Houthis right? Those boats they are attacking… (Looking up Wikipedia entry for “Shipping Lanes”) …you do know those transport goods right??
Every other post on here now: @ Fascinating but Creepy: This photo was taken 1 sec before this guy shot himself in the head [pic of guy on mountain smiling] 💬547 🔁50K ❤️202K @ Historic aesthetics: On this day a man with two penises was born [Pic of Chinese guy] 💬54🔁5K❤️15K
Stephen hawking was on Epstein's logs? Wow. Good on Jeffrey Epstein for making the pedophile island wheelchair accessible. Being disabled should not prevent you from doing what you love ✊
If you start Die Hard at exactly 9:37:15 on new year’s eve, you can see hans gruber fall off nakatomi plaza at around 11:39:02. I am still working out the timing. Thank you for your patience 🙏
3 guys w pink hair on Israeli comedy show: We are the three wise they/thems. We come with gifts of pronouns [audience laughs] Mary: Hi can we be Jewish here? Guy w pink hair: No. Btw since I like Palestine I don’t think Harvard is racist [audience laughs]
[Singing with carolers] 🎶 Don we now our gay apparel 🎶 [proudly starts putting on my 'i love sucking cock' sweatshirt] 🎶fa la la, la la la 🎶 [realizes no other carolers are wearing it] 🎶 la la la... 🎶 [slowly takes off 'i love sucking cock' sweatshirt]
Good way to finally use my List Of Jewish Friends
Good way to finally use my List Of Jewish Friends
Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker
197K Followers 3K Following Love my beautiful boy Cody. Not on speaking terms with my twin daughters Jenna & Amantha. Co-host of @ChapoTrapHouse podcast.
Will Sennett @Senn_Spud
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536K Followers 504 Following The ONLY official Tim Heidecker account (held in receivership by #ViralPhil Braun.) #TimHeidecker new season of On Cinema starts NOW
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54K Followers 516 Following Born Samuel Langhorne Clemens in rural Missouri. Adopted the pen name "Sridhar Ramesh" from riverboat slang.
noah kulwin @nkulw
101K Followers 4K Following We can make miracles happen every day | writer, reporter and co-host of @blowbackpod | subscribe at https://t.co/pETV2D531N
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David Roth @david_j_roth
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(Javier) @Starfall_Rondo
88 Followers 283 Following I can't kill you, but I can stop your blade. And I'll do it. Over, and over again until... We understand each other. #SoberaníaChiquita
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596 Followers 2K Following I'm just a browns fan ( currently happy ), USFL fan Tesla and Space x enthusiast.
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Hearts™ @HeartsTM
501 Followers 2K Following If I said something that upset you, please assume it was an attempt at humour. Profile art by @katuwo___
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⛩em el 🇸🇬🇮.. @MlordMl
72 Followers 2K Following dk why i made this (2nd) acc for this app. INTJ 5w6 | beatmaker & back-end dev | enjoyer of math, economics, tech, animanga, cars & gym. priv: @darkk_ml
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Comfortable Afflicter.. @comfortafflict
7 Followers 226 Following comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable
Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker
197K Followers 3K Following Love my beautiful boy Cody. Not on speaking terms with my twin daughters Jenna & Amantha. Co-host of @ChapoTrapHouse podcast.
Will Sennett @Senn_Spud
115K Followers 1K Following the warrior in the garden @pod197424 / @CloserLookPod
Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz
80K Followers 928 Following Send me your address so I can visit you and explain my passions
Tim Heidecker™ Offi.. @timheidecker
536K Followers 504 Following The ONLY official Tim Heidecker account (held in receivership by #ViralPhil Braun.) #TimHeidecker new season of On Cinema starts NOW
Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers
54K Followers 516 Following Born Samuel Langhorne Clemens in rural Missouri. Adopted the pen name "Sridhar Ramesh" from riverboat slang.
noah kulwin @nkulw
101K Followers 4K Following We can make miracles happen every day | writer, reporter and co-host of @blowbackpod | subscribe at https://t.co/pETV2D531N
broti gupta @BrotiGupta
91K Followers 1K Following Simpsons writer Indian women’s humor twitter account https://t.co/5I6PCj7FlM
David Roth @david_j_roth
137K Followers 5K Following https://t.co/z4uMny3wRQ. Also https://t.co/R9hld5jysP. Header art by Vicki Nerino.
🔪🔪🔪bЯyan�.. @murderxbryan
43K Followers 923 Following Host of Guys: A Podcast About Guys cohost @ThePOD_Kast with @Cullenthecomic and host of Shocktober. Get on my Patreon, won $110 on bingo 9/9/2023
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89K Followers 188 Following the best mono-thingy guy there ever was. streaming at https://t.co/iSl5DaCUH7
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BDM @bdmcclay
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13K Followers 2K Following Author: A KIND OF IN-BETWEEN; YEAR OF THE BUFFALO; STEPHEN KING'S THE BODY; BACKSWING Editor: HAD; WAS (Words & Sports); Short Story, Long (on Substack)
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Matthew Holness @MrHolness
39K Followers 545 Following Author of Sunday Times Bestselling GARTH MARENGHI’S TERRORTOME, INCARCERAT, Possum, Darkplace. Agents: RCW Literary Agency/Sophie Chapman Talent/SueTerryVoices
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Helen DeWitt @helendewitt
7K Followers 7K Following Author of The Last Samurai, Lightning Rods, Some Trick. Interested in languages, statistics, dataviz. NOT Helen de Witt the film curator, who is @diamantecroc
sṫǔttsiiso’ōḱ.. @MrHWM
8K Followers 3K Following sinǎḱii. ǎmsḱǎaṗii ṗīīḱǔni nation. real big ndn. words @newyorker @parisreview @theatlantic @espn etc. ad astra. “I’m a disco guy.”
Mark de Silva @MarkdeSilva1
2K Followers 2K Following “The Logos” @clashbooks (https://t.co/FxsbjvmC6Z) “Points of Attack” @clashbooks (https://t.co/TTYUzfWXeA) “Square Wave” @twodollarradio (https://t.co/vYL37dUU77)
Jon @TheLitCritGuy
28K Followers 898 Following Author & researcher: film, literature, culture, and utopia. UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
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470K Followers 83 Following Official Twitter account for Norman G. Finkelstein https://t.co/RPKMXeCp9z
Lance Crouther @yodelinglessons
790 Followers 293 Following Was a writer. Then Pooty Tang for a while. Now back to being a writer. I have no idea what sa da tay means.
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Daniel Immerwahr @dimmerwahr
12K Followers 450 Following Historian, Northwestern U. | Author: How to Hide an Empire. ON TWITTER BREAK
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Barnaby Raine @BarnabyRaine
64K Followers 333 Following History PhD @Columbia, asking why it became so hard to imagine the end of capitalism. Faculty @BklynInstitute, editor @Salvagedotzone. Waiting for Moshiach.
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34K Followers 379 Following Official Twitter account of former Beatle Pete Best. Currently gigging worldwide with the Pete Best Band, and rocking the world-famous Casbah Coffee Club!
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Séamus Malekafzali @Seamus_Malek
46K Followers 913 Following Journalist and writer. Writing on the Middle East at https://t.co/e1nK3Ny481. Bylines in @thebafflermag. E-Mail: [email protected].
Vincent Bevins @Vinncent
102K Followers 2K Following My second book, If We Burn, is now on sale. My first book, The Jakarta Method, still coming out in translations
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385 Followers 428 Following writes about cities/power/public space, and assistant editor @ArchRecord. views my own.
Dave King @DaveKingThing
22K Followers 1K Following writer: english teacher•reboot•common side effects•never have i ever•chad•good place•shrill•love•parks&rec•workaholics ••• co-host: great debates
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13K Followers 216 Following 10th anniversary 'Melody's Echo Chamber' reissue and 'Unfold' out now. 2023 tour on sale now.
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Dana Rubinstein @danarubinstein
29K Followers 4K Following Reporter at The New York Times. Drop me a line here: [email protected].
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2K Followers 1K Following The Complete Fear of Kathy Acker, Semiotext(e) Press. On Instagram I’m HelterSkelley. Band: Lawndale.
If Books Could Kill @IfBooksPod
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John Cusack @johncusack
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1K Followers 696 Following culture critic, sometime food writer, when the mood strikes. writing a book about podcasts for @chroniclebooks. guess my middle name and win a cool prize
Kept waiting and waiting for someone to write about polyamory, but nobody else seemed interested so I did it myself yalereview.org/article/brandy…
has Kyrie Irving been the most impactful defender on the court tonight i'm seriously asking
it’s the looney tunes [bongggg] for me x.com/ohnohedidnt24/…
NOW: NYPD arrests at least a dozen NYU faculty members in the ‘Liberated Zone’ at Gould Plaza Police deployed the LRAD while protesters were praying
Someone is full of beans this morning.
Massive faculty walkout at @Columbia opposing the university’s decision to call in NYPD on Palestine solidarity protests:
NOW: NYU students are occupying the plaza in front of NYU Stern, one of many such encampments which have sprung up on college campuses across the country over the past week The entrance to the plaza is barricaded off, but supporters are picketing on the sidewalk
I mean, we already know from @rajat_suresh that they found the horn. x.com/juddlegum/stat…
Tucker Carlson went on Joe Rogan and said the theory of evolution has been proven false and supernatural beings in the ocean are killing people
“I’m going to a bodega.” - Donald Trump
BREAKINNG: President Trump to visit Harlem bodega where an employee acted in self-defense, resulting in death of thug 2 years ago Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg charged the man with murder, but later dropped the charges due to community outrage
Max and I are going down to City Hall tomorrow to get domestic partnership’d so I can get that sweet Christie’s dental insurance
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‘I love private property, and let me tell you something, if you care about your fucking country, read Ludwig Von Mises and the 6 lessons of the Austrian Economic School, motherfuckers!’ - @moicanoufc 🔥 Best post-fight interview of all time?? Safe to say the Overton window has…
Nancy Reagan on the MGM lot
New favorite dumb guy expression "autobiographical memory"
whenever someone famous dies I always do my research to see if they ever worked with the Muppets (so I can include them in the In Memorium I make each year) and sometimes I find truly baffling things For Example:
David Lynch on how his obsession with the OJ Simpson trial influenced Lost Highway (from Catching the Big Fish):
Sheila was being so nice 😭😭😭 theparisreview.org/blog/2024/04/0…
We honored @paulsimms with the Herb Sargent Award for Comedy Excellence at last year's #WGAAwards. 6 days until the 76th annual WGA Awards!
Hard to care about other athletes when Luka is so good at posting
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