James Levine @JamesHSLevine
Husband. Father. Delaware Lawyer. Amateur chef and more amateur little league coach. Tweet mainly about children's antics and Delaware law. troutman.com/professionals/… Wilmington, DE Joined May 2011-
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The best response to opposing counsel’s screed is often well thought out, edited, slept on, and then deleted.
Of all my chronic mistakes, my least favorite is not specifying my availability as ET when working with West Coast counsel and winding up with too many evening calls.
Headed to Virginia this morning for my niece’s first birthday party. Eleven and Nine are so excited to see their cousins, but also really for the cake.
Me: Hey [Nine’s friend]. Have you seen Nine? Friend: He went back to the brewery. Me: Back? Brewery? Friend: Gotta go! [runs off]
A friend was an associate at a V20 firm from 2001-06. He had a colleague who billed 3,000 hours from January-October and then went on holiday to London (where he was from) the rest of the year. He had no family in the U.S. and no social life. Big bonuses but sounds so miserable.
A friend was an associate at a V20 firm from 2001-06. He had a colleague who billed 3,000 hours from January-October and then went on holiday to London (where he was from) the rest of the year. He had no family in the U.S. and no social life. Big bonuses but sounds so miserable.
BigLaw gets a lot of grief (some deserved), but the network a large firm provides is outstanding. A friend has a problem with real estate she inherited in Spain. I asked internally for referrals and within five minutes, nine of my colleagues had responded with good leads.
Every year, Roger Goodell has months to get ready to pronounce these names. And every year there are like a dozen Jay-quellin moments.
Shoot for the stars, Judy. Shoot for the stars.
Welp, guess I can go pencils down on that article about noncompetes under Delaware law.
11 y/o is streaming new @taylorswift13 on repeat. 9 y/o has declared our house to be the Tortured Brothers Department.
I can neither confirm nor deny whether we have discussed some or all of these ideas and the name suggestions in the comments except I can and of course we have.
I can neither confirm nor deny whether we have discussed some or all of these ideas and the name suggestions in the comments except I can and of course we have.
Walking in Philadelphia behind two 20-somethings circa 2007. One said to the other, “I can’t believe that bitch stole my drugs. You know how many people I had to rob to buy those drugs? What is the city coming to!”
Walking in Philadelphia behind two 20-somethings circa 2007. One said to the other, “I can’t believe that bitch stole my drugs. You know how many people I had to rob to buy those drugs? What is the city coming to!”
Since Covid it can be really hard to find court reporters for in-person depositions.
Have to share the giant WTF postscript to this story. Some of you saw my post about it, but the partner (my lunch companion) has been charged with manufacturing child porn by secretly filming underage girls at his home. I knew he was a degenerate but not THAT kind of degenerate.
Have to share the giant WTF postscript to this story. Some of you saw my post about it, but the partner (my lunch companion) has been charged with manufacturing child porn by secretly filming underage girls at his home. I knew he was a degenerate but not THAT kind of degenerate.
11: I have lots of drama in my life. Either that or I create a lot of it. A moment of bedtime clarity.
One of my most important mentors, who hired me at Pepper, died last week. Ted Johnson was a great lawyer and an amazing person. He came to the law by chance but thrived, and lived his passions - family, scuba diving, and racing cars and motorcycles. A very sad day.
Ozzie Smith. The Wizard.
Ozzie Smith. The Wizard.
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Josh Redelman @texaslawtalk
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@JamesHSLevine Here’s another cathartic tip: Copy/paste your response into ChatGPT and tell it to “add more snark.” And keep telling it the same thing. After a few prompts you have the snarkier piece of work product imaginable. This obviously never gets sent but is highly entertaining.
This process might work for some tweet responses as well.
The best response to opposing counsel’s screed is often well thought out, edited, slept on, and then deleted.
@JamesHSLevine @bill_of_lefts I fucking hope so. Would make the wedding way more tolerable for me.
@JamesHSLevine I cut to the chase and just do the sleep thing.
my fifteenth draft: really smooth, lyrical, punchy my first draft:
Try this in depositions too. When you strenuously and/or vigorously object, people know you're really serious. 🤣
@JudgeFergusonTX Another tip: If the judge overrules your objection, renew it, and note that it is actually a strenuous objection.
Called my therapist last night because life is just insane. I know I’m privileged because I can afford that. But the call helped. And I’m hoping this transparency helps one of you do the same. Let’s normalize seeking mental health help when needed. No shame there.
dc and la are brethren. everyone is in The Business, even when they aren't.
On Capitol Hill: “You know what will be nice about moving to LA? People will be annoying and talk incessantly about certain things, but at least it won’t be politics.”
There are two types of litigators: 1. Those who don’t believe in extensions 2. Those who think EVERY deadline can be extended
Where else can my kids get an IPA flight before nap time? Be for real right now please
STOP BRINGING YOUR KIDS TO BREWERIES IM TRYING TO RELAX
It’s so rewarding to be a part of the Appellate Inn of Court. I feel so bad for small firm lawyers who can only join Motels of Court
Just finished grading and posting final course grades. Been running since early this am & while still have stuff to do for tomorrow am it’ll have to wait at least a few minutes for me to sit down, snuggle a pup, get a snack! I need a massage, a nap, and a vacation! 🤣 #teenylaw
If nominated and confirmed to the Fourth Circuit, I will make it my life's work to end these eight-page-long captions. ca4.uscourts.gov/opinions/22172…
This just confirms that dinosaurs tasted like chicken.
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Estate litigation can be really extra sometimes. #AppellateTwitter
Find you a group of friends who will just text you a citation to a case because one of the parties has a funny name
Counterpoint: 90% of the reason I pay over 5k a month for an 800 sq foot shoe box is so I can say I’m from Manhattan when asked this question on vacation. I’m not letting strangers think I might be from Ohio
My parents once told me that, on a holiday in Europe, the tour guide asked the group where they were from. The non-Americans mentioned their country. The people from the USA mentioned their state, taking the USA as a given. I've never forgotten that.
"I want you to be a real bulldog lawyer....when we show them what we have, they will immediately settle. This case is going to make your career. Btw, I'm looking for someone to do this on contingency."
@smmarotta the bedtime nap is an absolute killer, especially for the rest of your night
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