Joe Dudek @JoeDudekJD
Insurance coverage and appellate attorney. Nothing here is a Firm opinion; it's rarely even a firm opinion. @LafCol & @ColumbiaLaw. josephdudek.com Baltimore, MD Joined April 2009-
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My 10-year law school reunion is in June. Should I pack tear gas remedies?
Just a heads-up that @attorneydad’s TikTok reposts are universally bangers.
If Bremerton is any indication, Gorsuch’s Trump v. U.S. opinion will reverse with directions to enter summary judgment.
Standards of review strike again! Sure, the tie goes to the runner. But if the field umpire calls the runner out, he is reviewed for conclusive contrary evidence. What?!
I just got a recruiting email with the subject heading "Columbia Law School = Fully Remote Work," and I thought it was about campus protest policies.
New nominee for worst word choice in a Supreme Court oral argument: In a discussion about regulating peeing and pooping in public, counsel for the City of Grants Pass said, "the slippery slope here is very real." supremecourt.gov/oral_arguments…
West Side Story, but the gangs are 1512 and 1519.
Who is this reasonable, just-the-facts-ma'am person at the SCOTUS podium and what has she done with Lisa Blatt?
What's a guy gotta do to get a redirect from cspan.com to c-span.com? @cspan
Together with a recent episode of Amicus, this essay from @LinzCHarrison and @Dahlialithwick is useful context for the EMTALA argument.
Together with a recent episode of Amicus, this essay from @LinzCHarrison and @Dahlialithwick is useful context for the EMTALA argument. https://t.co/NlLaXnXWNy
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101 Followers 919 Following Programmer @Google, studying other programmers; statistics and AI. Political forecaster. Occasional speedrunner. Views expressed here are my own.@JoeDudekJD No. Lawyers are the most risk averse profession in existence
High pollen count + 30 mph winds = living out a Coldplay song.
if you're ever asked to give a talk about trusting your instincts while in elite business schools, you pretty much have to call it "wharton hears a who"
Plaintiff’s Exhibit 236
I gather appendicitis pain can come and go. I hope it’s not too interesting of a weekend. But for now he’s asleep and happily so. Horrible to see and hear your child in agony. Fin.
Kavanaugh using his time to read Scalia’s Morrison dissent into the record is the most Kavanaugh thing ever.
Markets work.
UPDATE: It sounds like the *flyer,* which is real, is a *misstatement* of UT's policy, which hasn't changed. Good news: We're apparently *not* flagrantly violating the Constitution (at least here). Bad news: We're not being careful before putting out these kinds of flyers.
This new @UTAustin policy seems preposterously (if not unconstitutionally) overbroad. Anyone who is *arrested* for trespassing, but never charged (let alone convicted), is permanently barred from campus? What if the arrest was bogus? What if the arrestee is a student or employee?
This new @UTAustin policy seems preposterously (if not unconstitutionally) overbroad. Anyone who is *arrested* for trespassing, but never charged (let alone convicted), is permanently barred from campus? What if the arrest was bogus? What if the arrestee is a student or employee?
New protest rules form today: @UTAustin says those who have previously been arrested for trespassing aren’t allowed on campus. I asked if it matters if charges were dropped, a UT spokesperson said it doesn’t. @statesman
I posted about the latest Delaware-exodus-angsting thing. (No, not that one. Another one) lawprofessors.typepad.com/business_law/2…
Future academic recruiting/race to the top "We give *two* warnings before we arrest faculty members, and we usually screw up the prob cause affidavits, too"
@JoeDudekJD Nicest thing anyone has said to me lately 🥰 (but also I agree)
@RMFifthCircuit 0—that's a week I'm playing non-stop golf. 🤣
Nerds: If you had a week with no work, no emails, and no family travel, how many books could you finish?
I was chanting "Death to Inclusive Legal Positivism"
@scottjshapiro I think I saw you at Yale chanting death to America. Was that you behind that Hamas scarf? 🙄🙄🤡
New episode: dividedargument.com/episodes/radic… Labrador v. Poe Devillier v. Texas Muldrow v. St. Louis Some great listener questions too.