Bad Legal Takes @BadLegalTakes
Posting the worst legal takes on Twitter. Have a submission? DM a link or @ me. Screenshot = bad take. RT = great take. Bingo cards: https://t.co/ONLbcQ8Rns Joined October 2019-
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something i have left off here is references I don't believe in checking references the average person can barely read and write I don't really care what they think about the quality of someone's lawyering
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