SGB Law @SGB_LawTX
Shailey Gupta-Brietzke, Former Associate Judge, Family Law Attorney and owner of family law firm in greater Houston. Nothing posted is legal advice Houston, Texas Joined June 2021-
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Communication is key
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Lawyer & client leaving the court room together: Client: so you can help me with that, right? Lawyer: I just did. *walks away quickly* I love sitting in court hallways
It’s true.
What a week! No hearings but some meetings, some consults, some drafting, settling and presenting at a state bar cle! Also some continued education, learning and fellowship with other family law lawyers! What a week yall.
The best part of this cle was this ai generated diss track
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Good lawyers know the law Great lawyers have great paralegals
Literally breaking some ice!
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Me too! Please also hyperlink to the exhibits and/or bookmark in trial court briefing for more very excited responses.
Me too! Please also hyperlink to the exhibits and/or bookmark in trial court briefing for more very excited responses.
This is very interesting in terms of persuasion and how to best organize/argue
This is very interesting in terms of persuasion and how to best organize/argue
Woof!
The kids are alright
This week, I’m so excited to be presenting this paper later this week. I argue cases and try cases every day, but I am a bundle of nerves regarding this upcoming presentation.
16+ yrs and $400/hr
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Part of being a lawyer is going through your emails every month or so to make sure you didn't miss anything, and then finding out that you indeed did not miss anything of importance. Before you do this monthly tasking, you lay awake at night thinking about those non existent…
Some family court judges be like:
Some family court judges be like:
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What’s it like practicing law? Exhibit 1:
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Lawyer & client leaving the court room together: Client: so you can help me with that, right? Lawyer: I just did. *walks away quickly* I love sitting in court hallways
There are two types of litigators: 1. Those who don’t believe in extensions 2. Those who think EVERY deadline can be extended
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VRBOs of Court
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Me? Probably marrying him 🤷🏾♀️
Ladies: A man asks you out on a surprise date, and this is where he ends up taking you. WYD next?
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Find you a group of friends who will just text you a citation to a case because one of the parties has a funny name
Pro tip for young lawyers: When a client says their question, case, will, or divorce is “simple,” they don’t mean that it is uncomplicated. What they mean is, “I don’t want to pay much money for this.”
Maybe I’m old but I just can’t get on board with the idea of lawyers wearing backpacks to court.
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Also, before you try to correct me, you should make sure you're correct. Otherwise, I will call you out in front of the entire email chain.
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If you call your attorney 4 times in 15 minutes and don’t leave a voicemail they’ll definitely put you at the top of their call-back list. #teenylaw hacks
If you email your attorney in ALL CAPS, they definitely will respond faster and nicer. Follow me for more hacks
One of my favorite things to ask clients is: "What do you want to name your Trust?" I give them fictitious bonus points when it's funny, creative, or sweet!
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