JH @writeclimbrun
fae counselor. writer. graves disease. aphantasiac. Ann Arbor, MI Joined June 2009-
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since the first thing I'm doing after leaving a job in Boston is fly to Cincinnati for a business trip (and folks like @nathan_e_hill have asked, why on earth, its GD Ohio) this is why. this is so why. h/t @downi75 youtu.be/agZKF7U5s8A?si…
@writeclimbrun Demonstrating your rock star status on the way out is the ultimate flex. That turn isn’t easy, but neither are you. 🤜🤛
@zachwolfelaw I once had a 325 hour month in between two 250 hour months for a six week long federal trial. And I’m a light biller. Took me a month or two to recover afterwards. 2500/year if you’re a really young associate without kids is possible but not sustainable. And I’d hate to be the…
I had a year when I legit billed 2500, and that wiped me out. Some people are capable of more, of course, but I know what 200+ per month feels like.
Hairy, wtf. That's not how that's said. Unless the accent weird as hell. Connections Puzzle #321 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪
my friend's young daughter handed in this answer on the grounds "the snake is wriggly." my friend says to me: "this reminds me of you. it is totally something you would do!" this makes me so happy. but I'm so curious what she said to her daughter next.
saying no upfront and doing the things you said you would well, that's the key to success in biglaw. the first part is really hard. I never got the hang of it. and yes, it is about each thing. no one cares what else you're juggling.
saying no upfront and doing the things you said you would well, that's the key to success in biglaw. the first part is really hard. I never got the hang of it. and yes, it is about each thing. no one cares what else you're juggling.
Flip side: You get zero credit for juggling six things when a normal human would struggle with three. All they see is the struggle. Upshot: commit fully and run through a fucking wall if you have to, but you must learn to say no up front or you will just do a bad job many times.
got 99.99 percentile just because I really liked reading books as a kid.
got 99.99 percentile just because I really liked reading books as a kid.
the countersell and scramble. it's happening. exactly like @NotAnyUse said it would. she's a fancy managing boss partner of the things, so she knows.
the countersell and scramble. it's happening. exactly like @NotAnyUse said it would. she's a fancy managing boss partner of the things, so she knows.
@writeclimbrun @notnotrachel I’ll say that you are the salt of the earth meeting those maddening + conflicting expectations. Good on you for taking your destiny in your hands. Lord knows many places need your skills!
me: here are two suits from the NFL draft. Let's talk about which works bett— *giant football player stuffs me into a locker*
unfortunately, every time a woman has told me I need to see a doctor, and I've felt fine, the woman has been so damn right.
unfortunately, every time a woman has told me I need to see a doctor, and I've felt fine, the woman has been so damn right.
I don’t care what anyone says, “I feel fine but my wife made me come in” has a positive predictive value for something being really fucking wrong that approaches 100%
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@writeclimbrun Exactly. Craving is so much more complex than its most harmful element. Carbonation satisfies an element of the craving without the harm of sugar. You’re gettin’ good at this walking away from what no longer serves your becoming sh*t.
@writeclimbrun Still, the only path to abstinence is “no matter what.” I’d say it’s the only path to freedom from an addiction, but soda water to quit coke is a great example of harm reduction.
@writeclimbrun sounds entirely reasonable "plus expenses"
@writeclimbrun figure out NOW what your hourly consulting fee will be, for when they ask you to come back and tidy up "a few loose ends"
Literally only 3 options for Americans wanting an affordable house today: Move to San Francisco and work at OpenAI making $900k a year Live in Beaumont, TX You already bought a house in 2021
This lawyer is always appealing 😋#NewProfilePic
@writeclimbrun Patriots humor youtube.com/watch?v=agZKF7…
I completely forgot about this guy but I am so very heartened that he is still posting like this.
I’m not going to lie, it’s pretty cool the Michigan players get this moment before the NCAA takes the trophy away.
@writeclimbrun It’s the “Mary-marry-merry” merger! en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/English-l…
@writeclimbrun "Now we are going to talk about some waves and amplitudes."
@writeclimbrun Demonstrating your rock star status on the way out is the ultimate flex. That turn isn’t easy, but neither are you. 🤜🤛
I went 15+ years in law practice chronically sleep deprived, and I was only in BigLaw a small part of that time. It’s no way to live, and you don’t really realize how bad it is until you get on a healthier schedule.
@zachwolfelaw Mind you, unless those numbers were . . . umm . . . stretched, let us recall there are meaningful non-billable numbers for any serious attorney too (logging those hours, responding to emails not on a specific matter). Those #s are true for a tiny %, otherwise . . .
@zachwolfelaw There’s no way to legitimately bill 11 hours a day 365 days a year.
@zachwolfelaw The partners on this associates cases are directly responsible for these absurd hours. We all know that many BigLaw partners actually encourage this insanity because it bumps up their own generation numbers and increases their own profit.
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