A Tony at Law @TonyRobite
Former bartender so frustrated with the confusing liquor laws in Utah that I said “screw it” and became a lawyer Salt Lake City Joined September 2011-
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Bartender life: “I wanna speak to your manager!” Lawyer life: “I’m gonna report you to the state bar!” 😐
I talk to myself. Out loud. Maybe a little too much. 😐 To the point I get weird looks. But I’m not gonna stop. I’ll deal with the weird looks.
Hell yeah buddy. 😎 Now let’s abolish this damn thing lol
Hell yeah buddy. 😎 Now let’s abolish this damn thing lol
One of the worst parts about growing up is realizing the restaurants you craved when you were a kid are viewed as trash food by other adults. You know what? Eff you. I’ll eat my garbage chain food and enjoy it. I don’t need your lectures. 😤
It’s only Tuesday and I don’t have another hearing until Monday at 5:30 PM. WHAT IS THIS FEELING?!? 😵💫
I used to travel a lot for work and one thing you see in every airport is t-shirts with the name of the city on them. Like, nothing else. Just a shirt that says “Denver.” Who’s buying these? They’re obviously selling them. I am confusion. 🙃
This is driving me nuts. How do you pronounce the first syllable of “peremptory”? (My vote is “per” but the news keeps saying “pre”)
One of the perks of being a lawyer is that everyone will believe you if you say you’re too busy. It makes cancelling plans a breeze. I mean, I don’t ever do that I swear. But I like, totally could if I wanted to. 😐😅
Hey friends! Go follow @utahtonyticket to check out our latest business venture! Know someone in Utah who received a traffic citation? We can help!
Don’t let a salad make you feel bad for not eating all the lettuce. Eff you lettuce. There’s too much of you. I’m eating everything the dressing touches and throwing the rest of you away.
Love seeing a sov cit it court. Love it even more when the judge shuts them down by saying “Miss, what you’re saying to me is nothing more than gobbledygook.” 😅
I’m not going to pretend like I understand all the complexities and nuance of gender identity but I’m for sure not going to be lectured on it by some rando on the internet who doesn’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re” 😐
Bread bowls are cool but we’ve just scratched the surface on bread as flatware. I want a bread fork and a bread spoon on a bread napkin served on a bread tray. Make everything bread. I want all the bread. 😐
Watch Trump give his most coherent speech:
Feeling spicy. Might roll into court tomorrow and call the judge “Hoss” instead of “your honor” 😎
Skin a deer while giving your son a lecture. @CouldBeTheMove ?
I don’t understand ppl who adhere to the “eye for an eye” punishment idea. Like, you think my client’s consequence should be that he buys a bunch of drugs? 🤔
My brother: “Who’s the guy who played Scrooge McGruder?” Me: “Scrooge McGruder?” Him: “Yeah, from Happy Gilmore.” Me: “You mean Shooter McGavin?” Him: “Oh yeah, that’s it.” 😐😅🏌🏼
I don’t want to bum everybody out but imagine how good Robin Williams would have been on Hot Ones. 🥲 RIP
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158 Followers 216 Following Lawyer - Will Submit, Will Justify, Will Win. ! People are out there trying to change the world and there’s me, trying to keep things as they are. Joined 2011.@TonyRobite Haha honestly I had never seen legally blonde until I got into law school, and I was like "she had a 3.8 and got a 178? No that Checks out she got into Harvard"
The best and worst part of legally blonde is that it's correct that diminished capacity is used to negate mens rea but her civ pro professor teaches that after you file a claim you need evidence? Do we just skip motions to dismiss?
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Guess who has 2 thumbs and passed the bar exam…
@TonyRobite I’m sayin! I went from one nightmare to the next 🙃😏
@TonyRobite Oh as a San Diegan I still get this one
@TonyRobite The only other thing they have in common is that they only care about complaints when it’s related to money.
Good lawyers know the law Great lawyers have great paralegals
@TonyRobite Treasure it. There are only going to be a couple of feelings for the rest of your life of this caliber.
Andrew Tate just came out as super gay.
@TonyRobite @DietCoke_Esq I once got a "Let me ask my friend" and it turned out the FRIEND had a FRIEND who was a deputy district attorney...in a different area of the county with absolutely no experience or authority in the courthouse we were standing in at that moment.
YES. I wish people knew what Hollywood is really like. It’s not what people think. It’s dirty, there’s touristy crap and not in a fun way… there are better places to see.
Is this true for your state?
@TonyRobite I eat at a tourist trap in New Orleans. I would never admit this to any of my gulf coast friends but I like it and it's near my regular hotel.
@TonyRobite That's right. It's like the people who tell me I shouldn't wear band tee shirts cuz I'm in my 60's. Screw that!
@TonyRobite But they enjoyed it when they were a kid too. They just lie about it now.
@rlm112003 @TonyRobite "I don't think we need another basket of the Cheddar Bay Biscuits", said no one ever. Honestly impresses me that something can be that good when made at scale at different locations all around the country and those things deserve all the praise that gets heaped upon them.
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