Cleavage Crumbs @CleavageCrumbs
An average gal creating funny crap online. Feel free to follow me or to like and comment at your leisure. It's totally fat-free and painless... I promise. twitter.com/search?f=live&… Standing right behind you Joined October 2013-
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"Thou must needs make true thy co-payment for to be healed of thy genital warts.
"Thou must needs make true thy co-payment for to be healed of thy genital warts.
What happened? It's a tale as old as the entertainment industry itself... Years of booze, drugs, and cheap whores... that's what happened.
What happened? It's a tale as old as the entertainment industry itself... Years of booze, drugs, and cheap whores... that's what happened.
When you only have $4.76 to start a wine cellar
Don't mean to brag or anything, BUT... based on my latest DMs, I'd say I'm a pretty big deal...
Sean Connery's grandson is the prime minister of Spain?
Sean Connery's grandson is the prime minister of Spain?
1.) "Can a cat be named sole beneficiary in a human's will?" 2.) "How to forge a human's signature?" 😺
1.) "Can a cat be named sole beneficiary in a human's will?" 2.) "How to forge a human's signature?" 😺
VERY TRUE 2-3 generations before us, people would drink unfiltered well water, 1-2 generations before that, if you were out and about and there was a running stream, just cup your hand, catch part of the stream and quench your thirst.
VERY TRUE 2-3 generations before us, people would drink unfiltered well water, 1-2 generations before that, if you were out and about and there was a running stream, just cup your hand, catch part of the stream and quench your thirst.
Columbia University alumni I imagine.
Columbia University alumni I imagine.
I'm a professional laxative tester. It's part of the job. 💩
I'm a professional laxative tester. It's part of the job. 💩
You'd think being married to Mickey would make life easier, but it doesn't. You have to put up with his outbursts, his all-night partying with his stupid friends. Coming home smelling of cheap booze and Daisy Duck's perfume... Sometimes, it's just too much...
You'd think being married to Mickey would make life easier, but it doesn't. You have to put up with his outbursts, his all-night partying with his stupid friends. Coming home smelling of cheap booze and Daisy Duck's perfume... Sometimes, it's just too much...
Is this meant to be a deterrent or an encouragement to shoplift?
Is this meant to be a deterrent or an encouragement to shoplift?
Whoa, THIS is big
Lookie here, we have an instance where I side with Alec. The bitch was beyond annoying, I actually think he showed restraint. This same broad was out on the street the same day complaining out load, as she recorded herself, that "her tits were itchy," yelling it out to cops and…
Lookie here, we have an instance where I side with Alec. The bitch was beyond annoying, I actually think he showed restraint. This same broad was out on the street the same day complaining out load, as she recorded herself, that "her tits were itchy," yelling it out to cops and…
It is no wonder that people in the '70s often overdosed on top quality entertainment. 📺
It is no wonder that people in the '70s often overdosed on top quality entertainment. 📺
I am confident than an all-coffee diet would make us immortal ☕️
I am confident than an all-coffee diet would make us immortal ☕️
Maybe this is what is needed to revitalize shopping malls in America 🦶
Maybe this is what is needed to revitalize shopping malls in America 🦶
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tazz @noneofyours99
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Crissie @CrissieC
42K Followers 4K Following Mom. Pickle connoisseur… Certified meat-eater…I have a potty mouth...Leafs fan.I like my coffee black because it’s a lot like me…bitter, dark and hot (flashes)
Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP
102K Followers 20K Following I’d rather be working on my yard. #envydastrength I retweet regular people. My tweets are here: https://t.co/zOIJ18SHBV
Mad Hatter Mommy!!! @MadHatterMommy
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Lottie-pop 🍭 @Lottie_Poppie
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The Ciscokidder @TheCiscoKidder
36K Followers 12K Following 99% jokes, 100% Stay home dad, atheist, BLM, feminist, pro LGBTQ+ and left af. https://t.co/HpCbHaktUa
Saint Vivica, Patron .. @QueenVofCoffee
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Spellbound @Spell_boundd
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Blue Berrymore @BerrymoreBlue
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Carmella Cannoli @piccolobutt
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Biden/Harris ‘24/Fi.. @takemusu
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Elon musk🅰️ @elon__musk__2_X
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Lord Reagan John Murp.. @LordReagsOfOz
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Thör Skaar @ThorSk
113 Followers 658 Following You will be an even dumber person for reading whatever the hell it is I tweet about
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Raju Sekar @segu190392
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Mojo Resin @MojoResin
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Phillip Ressler @pcressler83
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Mr. ShadeTree Philoso.. @bluucollarbro
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Ankit Raj Goyal @SurVIVerNOW
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🌷 𝕥𝕚𝕥𝕤.. @good_vibes_girl
66K Followers 4K Following 🐈 spread sheet queen 📈 🚫raw dogging (oreos) 🦖reptar for life🫶🏻 “the dick a girl could get over”
tazz @noneofyours99
85K Followers 46K Following Army Veteran, atheist, here to share some laughs, it's the universal language I ❤️Animals #supportmentalhealth squirrel mama ,wildlife rescue 🔥Memphis🔥
Crissie @CrissieC
42K Followers 4K Following Mom. Pickle connoisseur… Certified meat-eater…I have a potty mouth...Leafs fan.I like my coffee black because it’s a lot like me…bitter, dark and hot (flashes)
The Curious Optimist @VitaeArcanum
39K Followers 2K Following A pocket full of dreams and a mind full of mischief. Blissfully dissatisfied. https://t.co/ClBlIxwIfr
Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP
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Mad Hatter Mommy!!! @MadHatterMommy
23K Followers 4K Following sometimes funny, full of cheese, chocolate and unpopular opinions; don’t DM please https://t.co/IdtiajUsnd
Lottie-pop 🍭 @Lottie_Poppie
28K Followers 3K Following Tattooed mum & coffee enthusiast. Living life from one snack to the next.
The Ciscokidder @TheCiscoKidder
36K Followers 12K Following 99% jokes, 100% Stay home dad, atheist, BLM, feminist, pro LGBTQ+ and left af. https://t.co/HpCbHaktUa
Saint Vivica, Patron .. @QueenVofCoffee
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💀SpookyLittleComic.. @CunniLinguist77
17K Followers 8K Following failed librarian🖤💀🫀🎃avid mourner🪦🥀⚰️enthusiastic weeper•town crier•inward groaner•proud oddity🎭🎨📚animal cruelty≠joke🫥🗿🏰🌧🌳🍕🍪🪻🪺🪷🦦🫧NoDMs🏳️🌈
Spellbound @Spell_boundd
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TheMentalRecess @amentalrecess
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Blue Berrymore @BerrymoreBlue
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The Architect. @TheMarcitect
152K Followers 2K Following There's something wrong with the world.. You don't know what it is but it's there like a splinter in your mind driving you mad.
Valery 🏳️🌈.. @Valerygirl67
3K Followers 2K Following Cosmic Humanist Sentio Ergo Sum 💗🎼Music is my Life, notes & rhyme my refuge, my safe harbor, my beating Heart, my boundless Soul.💗🎼 #LGBTQ
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Nigel Farage @Nigel_Farage
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StripMallGuy @realEstateTrent
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S p r i n t e r F a c.. @Sprinterfactory
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SportsData @SportsDataUS
112 Followers 501 Following Just data. No context, analysis, expertise, or insight is promised.
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Hil.i.am @hilaryluros
52K Followers 15K Following Wife, mom, and lawyer. Someone here called me a “mistress of the virtual side-eye,” and I really dig that.
Jon Erlichman @JonErlichman
403K Followers 102 Following Tech, stocks & business history. Anchor “The Open” 9-10am on @BNNBloomberg & “Bloomberg Markets” 1-2pm on @BloombergTV 💍 @carolinelesley
Calendar Girl Bot @CalendarGirlBot
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All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies
825K Followers 140 Following The account on classic and hit films. Detail in our making of stories is from cast/crew or 3+ sources. To support what we do, please subscribe 😁
A. R. Yngve @AR_Yngve
568 Followers 631 Following Books: https://t.co/rNyUYIXfGc Games: https://t.co/4102bd3VzO Substack: https://t.co/SGrjhnpoCT Patreon: https://t.co/gRcrF7fpWA
JD'oh @JDoh2983
2K Followers 5K Following brutally honest, Misfit Toy thats bout peace & love. Change lives 4 tha better ❤ weird, controversial & horror films, a noob tho - follow back not required 🙂
ⓉonkaⓉoy_1 🇵�.. @NotTonkaToy_1
1K Followers 3K Following Any bookmarks unmeant. #EndTheDuopoly #TaxTheRich #EndTheCap #Medicareforall #Pics #AnimalWelfare #GunReform #Weather #TheStockMarketIsEvil #FreePalestine
Andy Brooke @AndyBrookeLmstn
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CONSEQUENCE @consequence
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Diplomatic Immunity @eric_jamesT
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Ash Crypto @Ashcryptoreal
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J Nicholas @thejnicholas
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U.S. Ministry of Trut.. @USMiniTru
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@CleavageCrumbs @TMZ "So won't the real Jesus please stand up Please stand up, please stand up?"
@CleavageCrumbs My daughter loved that show, me however…
@CleavageCrumbs I can pinpoint the moment his downfall began youtu.be/yk6Zfxnsszs?si…
@CleavageCrumbs Not to mention miles and miles of booger-sugar.
@CleavageCrumbs Next on ‘Behind the Music..’ First it was just tax fraud, then came the coke fueled nights with BJ and Riff and it was downhill from there..
If a spider catches more moths than they need, can they sell them on the web?
looks like someone ordered the brontosaurus ribs
@CleavageCrumbs @TMZ That’s good!!!! You win the internet today!
i’ve always wanted to be someone’s craigslist missed connection.
@CleavageCrumbs @TMZ There was once a pop singer named PJ Proby who started to "accidentally" rip his pants during live concerts, to let it all hang out. People quickly figured out the ploy. He died in infamy.
@CleavageCrumbs It was nice of "Elon" to announce himself and explain exactly what he's doing.
since 1992 there have been 8 movies about Beethoven the St. Bernard and only one movie about Beethoven the composer.
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