Mike Scollins @mikescollins
From Marshfield MA. Writer for Late Night with Seth Meyers. Love horror movies. Usually have to pee. He/Him instagram.com/mikescollins Brooklyn, NY Joined March 2009-
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you won't believe how many cops this will make Eric Adams hire
you won't believe how many cops this will make Eric Adams hire
if you see one of these headlines about Challengers tomorrow that's a different Mike Scollins
if you see one of these headlines about Challengers tomorrow that's a different Mike Scollins
Seeing Dave in London tonight!! I hope he empties his tour bus on JK Rowling 🫡🇬🇧
So looks like calling in the NYPD to arrest over 100 students for peacefully protesting in solidarity with Palestinians in an attempt to silence them has backfired for @Columbia. It’s night 3 and these students are making it clear they’re not going anywhere.
I would be so pissed if someone ever thought I was a cop
this is such a funny thing to be mistaken about
I am in this bonkers movie! Saturday 4/20 at Vidiots!
I am in this bonkers movie! Saturday 4/20 at Vidiots!
hello, I’m Fred Schneider from the B-52s. honestly I’m not sure if I’m the best person to be doing this, but here’s the names of all the U.S. soldiers who were killed in the Vietnam War
I wish they had a Criterion Closet for Goosebumps books
we are finally gonna see the ninja turtles dicks
we are finally gonna see the ninja turtles dicks
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Spending time in conversation today here at the Scientists Against Genocide Encampment on MIT’s campus. I encourage President Kornbluth to join the call for a ceasefire, to address the students’ demands, and to allow this peaceful occupation to continue for as long as necessary.
MY GRANDCHILDREN 80 YEARS FROM NOW: He is my hero. While others stayed silent, he paid $100 a year for a blue checkmark account called JewHateSucks where he defended genocide and posted cell phone videos of antisemitic unhoused guys. We can’t let his story of triumph disappear.
“We’re Getting the Fire Started” available now on Bandcamp! Happy Walpurgisnacht! #TheLastDriveIn :: johnbrennan.bandcamp.com/track/were-get…
I'm typically a big proponent of white space but page 1 of Justin Kuritzkes' incredible CHALLENGERS script proves yet again that you can literally do whatever you want if the writing is compelling.
Worked all day. Earned myself some tacos, a mojito, and the smooching tennis movie.
Hey, I went to Las Vegas to see Phish at Sphere for 4/20 weekend. And then I came home and wrote 4K words about it. uproxx.com/indie/phish-sp…
My 12-year-old daughter had a sleepover last night. The kids were wowed by our movie collection and ultimately chose to watch THE STUFF. For some reason that is a very funny “12-year-old sleepover” choice to me. Maybe we are due for a Michael Moriarty-issance
A thing @GriffLightning talks about a lot is that you want audiences to realize something will happen *right* before it does. Too early and they feel like the movie is slow/dumb, too late and they're confused - but right before, they'll feel smart and like the movie even more
Sometimes it really is just great cinema when you know exactly what a character is about to do and then they go on and do it
was listening to werewolves of london in the car and holly rips out the loudest AWOOOOO ever
i want you to know that you should sign up for every class action settlement you ever get an email about because why did i just get one that was over $1k when i thought it would be like $1
I was genuinely curious about this phenomenal casting.
Zendaya’s longtime assistant, Darnell Appling, shares how director Luca Guadagnino felt his ‘strong spirit of truth and justice’ was perfect for the role of the umpire in ‘Challengers.’ trib.al/6E1kl4e
Hey look at what @phish just sent me! ❤️😜🙏😍
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Thanks Jane! You’re the best!
Before we share I SAW THE TV GLOW writer-director Jane Schoenbrun's (@sapphicspielbrg) full closet video, please enjoy this shout out to a cult favorite film now playing on @criterionchannl! 😎
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Breaking: I can finally say it… Francis is directing the new Evil Dead movie. This is not a drill. This movie is going to be incredible.
Making my rounds at the party
A practical facehugger on the set of ‘ALIEN: ROMULUS’