Elle Woods, Chaos Commander of ADHD #LawTwltter @3L_strugglebus
1st Gen, JD/MBA, IH, ADHD & Dyslexic AF. Data + Excel Wizard w/a witty banter kink. Fueled by Spite & dreams of doing Wrongful Conviction work. ABOLISH THE BAR. venmo.com/ivegotthemic Joined August 2020-
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The paradox of managing trauma responses is that they are not choices. We don't have the option to NOT go w/ what our nervous system is pushing us to do in that moment. We have to recognize what's happening, let it happen-- THEN choose our response TO our trauma response.
Men don't get counseling they just get a new woman that don't know they be lying
When women express their concerns about men I’ve noticed the reflexive, overwhelming response is never “How do we become better men?”
my favourite people have a near pathological aversion to bullshit. they'd rather burn every bridge, become unemployable, divorce their family, destroy their reputation rather than participate in socially convenient delusion
if you've ever wondered what a swollen cell phone battery looks like right before it's about burn your house down, this is it. my phone case was legitimately curving at both ends. greatful I was able to get a replacement before then 🤣
I will never stop being greatful for the amazing community of people I've befriended on this hellsite. in real life I have family support and I cant put into words how greatful I am that I've had you all as I've struggled through some of the hardest times of my life. love yall ❤️
me: “never again” also me: *agains*
Oh, you thought I was a bad bitch? No, no. I said I was a "bed bitch." I love being in bed, snuggled up under the covers.
<Traumatic event occurs> Toxic positivity: Everything happens for a reason! Gaslighting: It never happened—it’s all in your head. Invalidation: You’re fine—no need to be upset. Minimizing: It wasn’t that bad—could be worse. Avoidance: (silence) Grifting: This will heal you!
Women don't hear these things. And they need to. What a generation of women (finally) need to know:
Directness and transparency is a love language for people healing from trauma.
🤣🤣🤣🤣. the accuracy, I am deceased 💀⚰️
🤣🤣🤣🤣. the accuracy, I am deceased 💀⚰️
I can't believe we need to keep saying this in 2024, but single people are every bit as valuable and worthy as married people, regardless of why they're single.
6 people with no medical experience wearing black bathrobes deciding if we can be turned away from life-saving healthcare
The secondary violence is the CJS
When ppl say “they’re not homeless b/c of lack of affordable housing, they’re homeless b/c of mental illness + drugs”… they’re really saying “homelessness is NOT a systemic issue, it’s caused by the individual.” This is common anti-homeless rhetoric.
Man at work: I want to be able to ask you questions [in a demeaning way] without you having negative feelings Me: …and I want to provide you with negative feedback regarding your communication skills. I’m ok if you have negative feelings about that
‼️🚨if you are in the LA/Inglewood area please please please look at this flyer Noelle was last seen on Sunday and needs medical attention. She called her parents from a stranger’s phone and was not making sense/incoherent. My sister went to school with her. Spread the word
Dear men: if I tweet about male violence and you are not violent, I’m not talking about you. (Kinda think the non-violent ones know that anyway)
Liz Gil @LizCGil
24K Followers 6K Following startup lawyer. dog momager. alum @fenwickwest. @lizcgil.bsky.social. she/her. opinions my own. 🇨🇺🗽🦎
Barred and Bearded @RileeDHarrison
19K Followers 4K Following Husband. Dad. Oklahoman. Foodie. Amateur Golfer. Personal Injury Attorney.
Sean Silverman: Silve.. @BarExamTutor
10K Followers 4K Following Areas of Interest: Law, Logic, Mathematics || For Bar Exam Tutoring Info: [email protected] || For LSAT Tutoring Info: [email protected]
Taylor Soule @TaylorOSoule
8K Followers 3K Following New mom. Public Defender @WisconsinSPD. She/her. @IowaLawSchool and @DrakeUniversity alumna. Minnesota-born/Iowa-grown.
BigLawGothGF @biglawgothgf
9K Followers 2K Following IP litigator and copyright nerd. Providing snarky comments about copyright law and d&d. Certified cute by Reuters | she/her | 🏳️🌈|
A Tony at Law @TonyRobite
3K Followers 4K Following Former bartender so frustrated with the confusing liquor laws in Utah that I said “screw it” and became a lawyer
Mallory Eeeeeeee @primnimproper_
7K Followers 4K Following Sorta-sabbitical-ing lawyer mom, indigent parent counsel, plush robe and blanket enthusiast, Roger the alien fangirl, casually profane, bakes and builds shit.
Sara Warf @SaraBWarf
11K Followers 1K Following Law Prof @unc_law (research & writing + clerkship writing). Former appellate clerk & atty. she/her. Likes: pockets on dresses. Dislikes: surprise driveway tubs.
Poussey En Bio @420AttyChicago
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Zach Wolfe @zachwolfelaw
10K Followers 3K Following Texas non-compete & trade secret law. Also likes jazz, handstand pushups, Dallas Cowboys. Blog https://t.co/CLP7D26jT8 rated “unspeakably bad” by Twitter.
🍉🇵🇸 @gaybeascorpus
3K Followers 2K Following lawyer (not a cat). all views my own/not my employer’s.
mads👩🏻💻cy.. @inreGray
10K Followers 7K Following Your local data privacy & cybersecurity lawyer. Proud HBCU graduate & AKA. Aussie immigrant. The World Wide Web is my oyster. Judge is my dog.
Sara @saraaaaajean
3K Followers 892 Following sorry i was late, i didn’t want to come. @mizzou & @washulaw alumna. texan. m&a lawyer. momma to an adorable pup. she/her.
Nick @nkc____
2K Followers 4K Following Former musicologist, current law person. UT-Austin and Kansas alum. He/him. Views and opinions are my own / not my employer’s, etc etc. Ad Astra per Aspera 🌻
The Pupusa Lawyer �.. @PupusaLawyer
4K Followers 2K Following (He/his) First-gen Latino lawyer. ⚖️🇸🇻 My views are my own and don’t reflect those of my employer. Pomsky & snek dad. 🐕🐍 Bubble tea addict. #lawtwitter
Big Slick Energy @chaosagent22
2K Followers 3K Following 2022 @auwcl alum, former CFP turned fed govt attorney, chaos agent, poker degen.
Bigby Wolf @BigbyWolfEsq
4K Followers 4K Following Attorney ⚖️ / ⚽️ Boca Jrs / 🎮 / Don’t take my tweets seriously / Horror movie & game enthusiast / DBD / Scorpio / #BLM #lawtwitter #horrorfam
Maria @mlstrat
3K Followers 1K Following law person/ex-@commercedems; love: sports (basketball, f1, pga, tennis, football), the south, birds, adventure, and butter; all views mine; she/her
Old Dominion Bar Asso.. @ODBABarVa
93 Followers 355 Following Virginia’s Statewide Bar Association for African American attorneys dedicated to promoting its mission of being "Virginia's Advocates for Equal Justice.”
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19 Followers 163 Following True Crime Videos | Subscribe To My YouTube Channel 🙏
William Bradley pitt @bradle87552
60 Followers 133 Following American actor and film producer it has been God all this way greeting all my best fan of the world.
Access ADHD @access_adhd
37 Followers 802 Following Empowering women and teens with ADHD to access strategies and inner strengths for a positive sense of self #adhd #adhdwomen #womenwithadhd #adhdteens
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93 Followers 362 Following 💁🌟🌈 Embracing diversity and celebrating all walks of life. Join me as we foster inclusivity, respect, and appreciation for the richness of our differences!
followthatopensorevil.. @premandstinky
138 Followers 533 Following Law Talkin Guy M&A boutique law practice that primarily serves as general Tsao to a private equity fund focusing exclusively on lower- middle & upper market.
ElornenND 💙🇪�.. @IarPorffor
2K Followers 2K Following Wombling Woke Widow now posting where the sky is blue as https://t.co/7DScbFNwTF 57 years of undiagnosed ADHD. Socialist, pacifist, INFP, lover of tea.
The Autistic Lawyer @neuro_lawyer
620 Followers 3K Following AuDHD author of “Smelling the Taste of Sound”. eBook, Paperback & Audiobook. Autistic observational humour, honesty & insight set in the workplace. On Amazon.
WileyAngello @WAngello73637
7 Followers 792 Following
amy @abirdabeeaplane
301 Followers 810 Following all I talk about is astrology, baseball, first amendment law and Detroit sports. UMich alum.
SKP @shannonekp
420 Followers 398 Following Baby Lawyer. J.D. M.S. CrossFit. Pro-Abortion. Abortion is healthcare. Texas Tech alum 🏳️🌈👆#momlife . ADHD. Lots of opinions but they aren’t legal advice.
Leen McBeans ꪜ @LeenMcBeans
13K Followers 7K Following ✨Good intentions, questionable methods✨ Recovering academic. Mother of Dad Jokes. A third fun sounding thing. 🏳️🌈
alex.perez_1 @viralboost2
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Kathryn webster @Kathryn04244403
16 Followers 45 Following lives in Michigan studied history, science, geography etc. 3 adult children, lawyer, one earned a Super Bowl ring but never played football, one a scientist.
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423 Followers 1K Following Attorney at Garlic Bread. Attractive Nuisance ⚖️ Neurodivergently charming. #horrorfam #inhouselaw #lawtwitter #ucsbalumni #swiftie IG: @jax.esq
Eric L. Singer @elsinger64
250 Followers 1K Following Construction lawyer, husband, dad and grampa. Fan of crosswords, jazz, sci fi, and funny music, people and things. Opinions my own. (He/Him/His).
Unregal Legal @UnregalLegal
49 Followers 187 Following Making the case for casual Fridays. We donate 10% of our proceeds to the Appalachian Prison Book Project. https://t.co/QIf5v7CnSo No legal advice here.
Tim Bankes II @PleaseGodAlone
6K Followers 6K Following Founder of Labor For Truth. Reformed Baptist Libertarian (Conservative Minarchist) Links in Bio for LFT. Amateur Economist. IFBAP Sold 12k+ 📚 Books 📕
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Lynn Swayze @LynnSwayze
714 Followers 2K Following I'm a Direct Response Copywriter and New Thought & NLP Practitioner. I help experts sell more products & services. Mom of 4.
Paul Gabriel @PaulGabrie84650
39 Followers 2K Following
Barbi 😇 @tsprada3778381
21 Followers 2K Following Post-Op Trans girl 🏳️⚧️ princess with a twist follow my main @pradabarbix
Arditi @Arditi_d_Popolo
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Ryan Stuart @RyanAStuart1
107 Followers 364 Following Husband/Father-University of Kentucky J.D Candidate 2023-Utah State University Alumni
Drew Richards @drewrichardslaw
402 Followers 2K Following Father to two padawans. Lawyer. Former restaurant warrior. Passionate about access to justice. Sharing what I've learned, but never legal advice.
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ناديه👩🎨.. @shawry4thecakes
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johnson Brown @Bro23116Brown
54 Followers 144 Following
Candice @candice_counsel
4K Followers 3K Following Lover of potatoes, tequila and snark. OPINIONS are all mine! Born and raised in Baltimore. Western Dove 🕊️(she/her)
daniella RN @daniellakrn
456 Followers 522 Following
EZ Rider🌻 @EZRideryoyall
17K Followers 16K Following Dad, Nerd/Jock, Olympic Torchbearer, former runner & coach now a cyclist, rescue dogs rock, Yankee in Dixie, work hard & be kind. EZRider on other apps.
Ousman @Ousman_beliver
152 Followers 5K Following
Rachel Carter @RachelCart52665
63 Followers 3K Following
Pharaoh (Alastor stan.. @Nam3lessPharaoh
380 Followers 2K Following ✨ (They/She) ✨ Game store owner with an obsession with Yugioh, Pokemon & Hazbin Hotel 💜 🌿 Mental Health Advocate 🌿 (DX'd DID, Autism) 18+ Please!
PrecisionParalegal @RemoteParalegal
84 Followers 428 Following Remote paralegal services in all 50 United States and United States Territories assisting both attorneys and pro se litigants. #lawtwitter
RShaneB @rsbedard1
1K Followers 5K Following 2024 DAILY GLOBAL PEACE SUMMIT Daily Global Peace People "Majority" Party Governing Earth Today, 2063 Advanced Global English Language Upgrades and Updates
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27 Followers 1K Following trans girl 🏳️⚧️ i’m not active here, follow @hillary_ts
Barbi 🍧 @barbits4251072
19 Followers 2K Following Post-Op Trans girl 🏳️⚧️ princess with a twist follow my main account @pradabarbix
ADHD moi @adhdmoi
33 Followers 501 Following Your not useless you have ADHD! Let's talk about adult ADHD and all that jazz!
Liz Gil @LizCGil
24K Followers 6K Following startup lawyer. dog momager. alum @fenwickwest. @lizcgil.bsky.social. she/her. opinions my own. 🇨🇺🗽🦎
Barred and Bearded @RileeDHarrison
19K Followers 4K Following Husband. Dad. Oklahoman. Foodie. Amateur Golfer. Personal Injury Attorney.
Andrew Kinsey @KinseyAndrew
11K Followers 1K Following Nobody special. Just a lawyer with a family. Oxford comma advocate. SFF fan. Hobby woodworker, baker, and gardener. He/Him.
Sean Silverman: Silve.. @BarExamTutor
10K Followers 4K Following Areas of Interest: Law, Logic, Mathematics || For Bar Exam Tutoring Info: [email protected] || For LSAT Tutoring Info: [email protected]
🏃♀️⚖️ @CanPanicNow
17K Followers 2K Following
Taylor Soule @TaylorOSoule
8K Followers 3K Following New mom. Public Defender @WisconsinSPD. She/her. @IowaLawSchool and @DrakeUniversity alumna. Minnesota-born/Iowa-grown.
BigLawGothGF @biglawgothgf
9K Followers 2K Following IP litigator and copyright nerd. Providing snarky comments about copyright law and d&d. Certified cute by Reuters | she/her | 🏳️🌈|
KSV @KSVesq
39K Followers 902 Following Mother of dragons. Color commentary for @steve_vladeck. Lawyer turned legal recruiter. Tweets my own and almost certainly sarcastic.
Melissa Stewart @LissaJoStewart
14K Followers 1K Following Civil Rights Lawyer | Drag is not a crime | 🏳🌈 | [email protected] | she/they
Michelle Strowhiro @strowhiro
11K Followers 1K Following Partner @McDermottLaw | Employment law + M&A | Mom of 2 | #penfluencer | #lawtwitter crochet club | Views, pens, pans, & puns are my own
A Tony at Law @TonyRobite
3K Followers 4K Following Former bartender so frustrated with the confusing liquor laws in Utah that I said “screw it” and became a lawyer
Mallory Eeeeeeee @primnimproper_
7K Followers 4K Following Sorta-sabbitical-ing lawyer mom, indigent parent counsel, plush robe and blanket enthusiast, Roger the alien fangirl, casually profane, bakes and builds shit.
Sara Warf @SaraBWarf
11K Followers 1K Following Law Prof @unc_law (research & writing + clerkship writing). Former appellate clerk & atty. she/her. Likes: pockets on dresses. Dislikes: surprise driveway tubs.
Poussey En Bio @420AttyChicago
7K Followers 6K Following Criminal Defense Attorney, Carceral Abolitionist, Culinary Assassin, Cannabis Law, Family Law (Kimber/Kimber/That Bitch) https://t.co/erL38dJr66
Zach Wolfe @zachwolfelaw
10K Followers 3K Following Texas non-compete & trade secret law. Also likes jazz, handstand pushups, Dallas Cowboys. Blog https://t.co/CLP7D26jT8 rated “unspeakably bad” by Twitter.
naz, Esqueer @deadatsin_e
2K Followers 514 Following i like to moisturize. atty w/ tatty. keeb girl. she/they/dia.
J.J. @J_Dot_J
20K Followers 864 Following Lawyer. Mom. Wife. One half of the Lawyers Behaving Badly podcast. Objectively best Twitter account in Dallas. Texas Fight. #MFFL #GoStars P1 She/Her
🍉🇵🇸 @gaybeascorpus
3K Followers 2K Following lawyer (not a cat). all views my own/not my employer’s.
TXPoliticalPrisoner @TexasPrisoner
19 Followers 34 Following Ronald "Jeff" Prible's wrongful death row sentence stems from dubious prison informant testimony and inaccurate DNA testimony.
Thought Provoking Ber.. @Paultheheretic
9K Followers 5K Following Thought Provoking memes and ideas #Memesmith Follow this account for more Thought Provoking memes and ideas.
Leen McBeans ꪜ @LeenMcBeans
13K Followers 7K Following ✨Good intentions, questionable methods✨ Recovering academic. Mother of Dad Jokes. A third fun sounding thing. 🏳️🌈
Rᴏʙᴇʀᴛ L. Ts�.. @robertltsai
6K Followers 2K Following DEMAND THE IMPOSSIBLE: ONE LAWYER’S PURSUIT OF EQUAL JUSTICE FOR ALL @WWNorton • Rockefeller Fellow, @Princeton • Harry Elwood Warren Scholar & Prof @BU_Law
Podcast Addict @PodcastAddict
34K Followers 3K Following Follow the app development & report bugs... Developed by @xguillem Support on Patreon: https://t.co/1ATCLz4MY0 Submit your podcast: https://t.co/R9FTfL5AvL
derek guy @dieworkwear
840K Followers 963 Following Menswear writer. Editor at @putthison. Creator of @RLGoesHard. Bylines at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter
Lynn Swayze @LynnSwayze
714 Followers 2K Following I'm a Direct Response Copywriter and New Thought & NLP Practitioner. I help experts sell more products & services. Mom of 4.
Arditi @Arditi_d_Popolo
2K Followers 3K Following Intellectual lightweight. Aspiring sciura. erstwhile never was. lawyer. TCK. she/her. dream big. have a plan. stay out of trouble. fight like hell.
ناديه👩🎨.. @shawry4thecakes
256 Followers 232 Following Inconsistent art babe 🎨 Retired baker👩🍳 Unlearned friend ⚖️
EZ Rider🌻 @EZRideryoyall
17K Followers 16K Following Dad, Nerd/Jock, Olympic Torchbearer, former runner & coach now a cyclist, rescue dogs rock, Yankee in Dixie, work hard & be kind. EZRider on other apps.
Candice @candice_counsel
4K Followers 3K Following Lover of potatoes, tequila and snark. OPINIONS are all mine! Born and raised in Baltimore. Western Dove 🕊️(she/her)
Christiana @WomnOfValor
6K Followers 217 Following God’s laughing daughter. “Not a serious intellectual.” Known for having “dumb Heather Locklear hair.” Stream my song “The King’s Daughter”
mosesstorm @MosesStorm
15K Followers 1K Following Comedian/ Male actress. I just released my 1st one-hr comedy special on HBO max called "Trash White". Now streaming. DM me for uTorrent link
TemujinKensu @KensuTemujin
979 Followers 2K Following Warrior of justice, INNOCENT, incarcerated in MDOC (MICHIGAN) 36 years for crime I did NOT commit! Please help me in my fight for FREEDOM.
Alexa Chew @aznchew
4K Followers 2K Following Faculty @unc_law :: legal writing, teaching, legal citation, make law school better :: The Complete Legal Writer https://t.co/TSR1RykpQ2
Captain Sandy Yawn �.. @CaptSandyYawn
151K Followers 2K Following Wake Up, Dress Up, Show Up! Repeat! #BelowDeckMed @BravoTV FB: Captain Sandy Yawn IG: CaptainSandraYawn
BOBI WINE @HEBobiwine
2.3M Followers 108 Following One Ghetto child who has something to say through Music. Ugandan artiste, activist and leader of the @NUP_Ug. Former MP, Parliament of Uganda.
Josh Galloway @joshuasgalloway
71 Followers 276 Following A man seeking to glorify Christ in all things.
Stephen A. Skor, Esq. @SkorEsq
15K Followers 15K Following New York & Connecticut accident and civil rights lawyer hoping to do a little good in this insane world. Dad, husband and fighter for the working class.
Peacock @peacock
296K Followers 391 Following I'm Perd Hapley, and I'm typing words to make up a bio.
Anxiously Awaiting Ap.. @res_DUDEicata
1K Followers 3K Following “Lucien, I thought you were dead.” Lucien: “I’m trying”
Scott Oliver @SAOliver_Atty
7K Followers 2K Following Partner at Lewis Kappes︱SBA and M&A Attorney︱1,000+ acquisitions closed as lender’s counsel︱Fueling the next generation of America’s entrepreneurs
Gav Ward @GavWard
19K Followers 18K Following Former Lawyer | Projects Director @MLT_Digital - AI-Enhanced SEO, PPC, CRO, MI for Law Firms; Blawg Founder inc @WardblawG, @ScotsLawBlog etc #Law #Digital #AI
Garcelle Beauvais @GarcelleB
337K Followers 2K Following Mom - Actor - Television Host - Producer - Author - Humanitarian - Proud Haitian
Shelter to Home @ShelterToHome
521 Followers 324 Following What right to do we have to do nothing about it? #DoSomething #AnimalRescue #adoptdontshop
Friends of Michigan A.. @FMARBelleville
173 Followers 92 Following Friends of Michigan Animals Rescue - Our mission is to protect animals and residents by promoting a healthy and safe environment for all.
Michigan Animal Adopt.. @MIAnimalAdopt
3K Followers 1K Following The Michigan Animal Adoption Network (MAAN), is a 501(c)3 non-profit organization for animal rescue. Saving animals since 1994! 248-678-2756
OtherwiseADHD @OtherwiseADHD
294 Followers 1K Following Exploring the vibrant spectrum of ADHD. Embracing uniqueness, resilience, and neurodiversity. Welcome to OtherwiseADHD! 🌈 #ADHD #Neurodiversity
This Barbie Was Retur.. @wstafrican
3K Followers 2K Following an Aries, an apocalypse. a hot chip. excitable! not a serious person. a traveler. a lawyer. could you at least be witty if you’re going to argue with me?
The LegalMind Society @LegalMindSoc
251 Followers 194 Following The LegalMind Society is a 501(c)(3) organization dedicated to reducing the stigma of mental health conditions in the legal community. Retweets ≠ endorsements.
Kenneth Owen @Owen_LawPLLC
187 Followers 324 Following Owen | Law: The Civil Law Firm. Texas Based-Illinois Licensed; https://t.co/Ru33OGVOGT; Main profile: @tx_law.
Nicolette Glazer @NicoletteGlazer
26K Followers 9K Following Litigator, Immigration Lawyer, and Advocate for Human Rights. may contain attorney advertising
SassyMétisChick @SassyMetisChick
31K Followers 28K Following Métis (Nehiyaw/Anishinaabe-Red River) #deadlyauntie #MMIW #smallbundtcake #BundtGate #vinylcollector #bookstacker Your fake jazz DJ
gene belcher, public .. @AbolitionEsq
2K Followers 2K Following mountain PD, fights the government for a living. Go Bills.
Chip Coffey @chipcoffey
191K Followers 22K Following Psychic & Medium from TV's Kindred Spirits, Paranormal State, original Psychic Kids, Haunted Salem: Live, Expedition Unknown. 🏳️🌈 pronouns: he/him/his
Heather McMahan @HeatherKMcMahan
10K Followers 672 Following comedian & actress with a thick neck and thin ankles. doing the most and the least at the same damn time.
a kid on my own @exolitebrite
68 Followers 237 Following Mom. Attorney. Friend. Occasional runner. Fast talker. Fluent in Taylor Swift lyrics.
Nicole Michelle, JD @Nicomiche6
270 Followers 2K Following She/Her. Non-profit/low bono immigration attorney in my home state of WV. Views expressed are my own and don’t reflect those of my employer. Late-diagnosed ADHD
reb @rebmasel
28K Followers 268 Following J.D./Attorney/@rebmasel on TikTok/“the chick who reads court transcripts?”/host of @rebuttalpod❤️🔥 B/I: [email protected]
FixWhat’sBroke @clearasmud08
272 Followers 683 Following A broken Justice System. Misconduct & lack of accountability among police. SROs lead to school to prison pipeline & mistreatment of special needs. Reform needed
Brooklyn Nine-Nine @brooklyn99
870K Followers 1K Following @NBC's #Brooklyn99 is keeping it 🆒🆒🆒. Streaming on @Peacock.
Dr. Jen Wolkin | ADHD.. @drjenwolkin
83K Followers 3K Following •Neurodivergent Neuropsychologist •Sharing ADHD + Trauma Info • Helping you SurThrive✨Trauma Changes the Brain + So Does Healing✨ XO, Dr. Jen
The Innocence Center @TheInnCenter
189 Followers 92 Following We are a national nonprofit org that frees the wrongly convicted from prison, educates the public on wrongful convictions and supports freed people upon release
When a man mentions a woman’s selfishness, just know he means she probably tried to fit in a nap and a bath and ran out of time to cater to his every need like she is his mom
When a woman mentions "self care," just know they're about to do the most selfish thing ever. These people have an inflated sense of self-worth and feel slighted. All this means is that they plan to break their normal pattern of selfishness and engage in extreme levels of it.…
@3L_strugglebus Thank you! Good ol Costco for the win!
@DrJoeBoot How do you say you don’t understand/misinterpret feminism without saying you don’t understand or are misinterpreting feminism?
don’t invite me nowhere with complicated parking because i’ll just go home
“you’re so mature for your age” thanks i lost my spark in my early teenage
The thing about this whole “Man or Bear” question is how many men won’t listen to women’s comments, refuse to take them seriously, invalidate their thoughts, feelings and experiences, lecturing them instesd, demonstrating why so many women would rather be in a forest with a bear.
My date is trying to explain to me why he sympathizes with R. Kelly, and there’s this beautiful lesbian couple sitting across from us and I just want to know WHY, God, why did you make me heterosexual? I don’t deserve this!
Bahahahaha! I have #ADHD. I have a collection of collections. Notebooks, books, pens, art supplies, rocks, make-up, yarn. I have a collections of items that I find in used books.
The paradox of managing trauma responses is that they are not choices. We don't have the option to NOT go w/ what our nervous system is pushing us to do in that moment. We have to recognize what's happening, let it happen-- THEN choose our response TO our trauma response.
Men don't hate women bc you make "bad decisions," you hate women because society told you we're inferior & you deserve to dominate & abuse us & you chose to agree. Misogyny isn't the result of bad exes, it's male supremacy & bitterness over needing it bc you're inadequate.
@Karmatrumpsgod It’s the same thing as the men who hate all women because they keep making bad decisions about the women they date. My point is it works both ways that’s why I said misandrists and not women
Maybe women would rather be in the forest with the bear than with a man because the bear won’t spend two hours trying to explain the stock market
Obsessed with my new frames.
If Adderall manages ADHD then that means there’s a certain amount of Red Bull i can drink that allows me to make a phone call
I am begging him to get therapy and a divorce.
Justin Bieber sparks fans’ concern as he breaks down in tears in Instagram snaps trib.al/d5JPX6T
@UnhingedLizmo Me and the girls, dancing on your casket, as you would have wanted, R.I.P.:
It’s incredible how far lawyers on opposite sides of litigation will go just to inconvenience each other
Men don't get counseling they just get a new woman that don't know they be lying
I hate thanks for your payment emails. Let's not act like I had a choice. If I want electricity, I have to pay the bill.
@3L_strugglebus So please know, no hate to Olay, but possibly hate to men.
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