👜Handbags and Homicides 🔪 @HairFlipsNChips
Potato Fanatic. Water Snob. Sass Master. Sad Red Sox Enthusiast. Justin Timberlake Stan. Watching Murder Shows Joined June 2020-
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Justice Thomas’s wife texted back & forth with Mark Meadows 29 times before the insurrection, not that it matters or anything.
Cubs VS Sox tonight. Just in case you’re wondering, I’ll be cheering for both teams 😂
Pool parties are more fun when you bring your own snorkel
Oh 👀
you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
Very much talking to myself.
Sloth bear vs tiger 😱
girl move on
If work thinks “threatening” me with hiring someone else is gonna bother me they have another thing coming. I wish they fucking would so I don’t have to stay til 5 😂
This is why the bears are getting a $5.5 Billion stadium (among other reasons) 🙄
"So Biden just made Tic Tacs illegal. What are we gonna eat now? Fxckin' Life Savers? Nobody likes those..."
Donald Trump personally appointed 1/3 of the Supreme Court which is now deciding whether to grant him absolute immunity from criminal prosecution. And everyone is going about their business like this is normal and okay.
Can we just take stock of what an insane 24 hour stretch we're in: • Trump's lawyers want presidential immunity for coups and assassinations • in the middle of a trial where Pecker is explaining how they rigged 2016 for Trump • as the NYT is pulling a National Enquirer and…
Alito may be the dumbest Supreme Court justice we've ever had. x.com/steve_vladeck/…
Alito may be the dumbest Supreme Court justice we've ever had. x.com/steve_vladeck/…
Still hits to this day
Still hits to this day https://t.co/1X77cGBamu
Fascist Ron DeSantis is now requiring school faculty, staff and students in Florida to disclose their party affiliation and religious beliefs and others can report those they suspect of lying. This is straight out of the Nazi Germany handbook. How isn’t this isn’t a crime?
we been hearing "boys will be boys" since we started walking on this earth. You'll be alright. Suck it up bubba
we been hearing "boys will be boys" since we started walking on this earth. You'll be alright. Suck it up bubba
QD @wookiedu
1K Followers 2K Following Oregon raised 💪🏽 | Philly educated 👨🏻⚕️ | SF living 🌉 #GoDucks 🦆 #RipCity
I like B1G Ducks and .. @_JordanFlowers_
2K Followers 951 Following Husband and father of 3. Ducks fanatic. HR Nerd. Professional sarcasm dispenser.
Susan: Women’s Righ.. @GoDucksHoogie
662 Followers 423 Following It’s “Who-G”. Dog Mom AF. Knitter. Feminist. Oregon girl. Yacht Rocker. Nobody puts me in the corner! #1 fan of MM8 & JH10😍 Always & forever: #GoDucks
Didi U 🇲🇽 @TheRealDidiU
999 Followers 2K Following life is good. Proud husband, proud father. #goducks #ripcity #FTTB
Sold Out to B1G Catsu.. @CharlesInPhx
430 Followers 385 Following I’m a parody of myself. Typo's are my forte. I like catsup. A Lot. My Teams Suck, so don’t even bother. My body functions as well as the Pistons.
Jonathan Adams @JonathanAdams
2K Followers 527 Following Go Ducks. Art museum aficionado. Star Wars geek. Red Sox fan. Cookie monster. One-nil to the Arsenal. Protect our national parks. Fund libraries.
Thrill Clinton @J_KeyPooh
744 Followers 1K Following he/him Est. 1985. Writer. Go Ducks. Black Lives Matter. Pro Labor. Free Palestine. find me on Bluesky
CTS is B1G (febu) �.. @BackRoll23
1K Followers 990 Following #GoDucks🦆 #RipCity #STLCards #STLBlues🎷 #GirlDad with the occasional inappropriate joke or political retweet 💙 🌊 Bluesky: @BackRoll23.Bsky.social
This Barbie Was Retur.. @wstafrican
3K Followers 2K Following an Aries, an apocalypse. a hot chip. excitable! not a serious person. a traveler. a lawyer. could you at least be witty if you’re going to argue with me?
mop top crybaby @anothroregongrl
561 Followers 2K Following married thirtysomething bi/pan Oregonian mess #goducks
Natalie (she/her/hers.. @NatalieNClark
1K Followers 4K Following @unfortunate_CFB & thief of the @cfbquotes handle•Politics•#Survivor superfan•J-Biebs•Concert junkie•Comedian•Hufflepuff• #GoDucks #RipCity #BoltUp
Sean Johnson @flytyingguy
2K Followers 2K Following Digital Marketing Professional | Ex-Fly Fishing Guide | Writer at heart | U of O alum | Always trying to do the right thing
Ducks•Tats•Tacos @GoDucksJosh
794 Followers 957 Following #BlackLivesMatter professional dork & tattoo addict. I love my Ducks! Star Wars geek, movie nerd & Marvel fanatic! It’s #GoDucks always and #FTTB #GoAvsGo
Antonio Swapp @AntonioSwa22031
62 Followers 5K Following
Eminem @Eminem57566
2K Followers 2K Following All your dreams can come true and I'll make sure of it
Ileen Lodense @LodeIlee
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Dahlia Ellson @ells_dahl
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Precious Blauch @PBlauch37561
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Yusuf Zeki @yusufzekix
355 Followers 2K Following Doctor 🏥 Genel Cerrah-Varis ve Damar Cerrahisi❤️ Kord Vokal🎤🎶 Yazar ✍️ Çeker 📹 diğer hesabım başka hesabım yok
Gale Busler @GBusler41134
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Sportynerddad @sportynerddad
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Adam Wickert @awickert1
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Tom Brady @_Tom_Privatebox
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𝕏0 FROM THE RIVER .. @X014ND0
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Anne-marie Hassinger @marie_hass82801
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jonh BAdam @jonhAdam2660
1K Followers 2K Following USA ⚾🏈🇺🇸 , SC is home,, ⚾ is life !! Clemson Man! Protect the Constitution 🏴☠️ Red Sox ⚾ Coaching baseball for 17 yrs...
King Roy @RoyIsThaTruth
363K Followers 136K Following Recording Artist/ Graphic Designer #LLKK #LLCK IG: RoyisThaTruth
Hattie Silquero @silqu_hatt
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Tabatha Gainor @GainoTabath
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Gia Wandell @gia_wande
18 Followers 4K Following
Jaeden Gordon @jaedengordon_
490 Followers 263 Following Recruiting @oregonfootball | Creator of @NotALuckyDuck 🦆
andrew h @HeyAndrewH
54 Followers 437 Following
Vee Sparkles @ohveemarie
245 Followers 310 Following loves music, movies & TdLA 😇 invisible/rare disease warrior 💜
Javon Taylor @taylor_jav67621
15 Followers 45 Following
Lisette Pellant @liset_pell
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Bonnie B @howBrolls
973 Followers 945 Following A quadriplegic from the South. CPhT. I'm a sucker for lemonade, Bravo TV, a good read & SEC football. Love all things Auburn. #WarEagle! (she/her) ally🏳️🌈
Daddy Spidey🕷 @SpideyAtLaw
3K Followers 448 Following Friendly neighborhood employment attorney. Not a man but I’ll be your daddy 💋
Eric Jones II @ii_eric62243
399 Followers 5K Following Customer Service Representative for Federal Student Aid, Department of Education. Employed by Goldschmitt and Associates LLC. Main headquarters is MOHELA
RoddyGIII @RodGraham359933
2K Followers 5K Following Lifetime Duck, Cowboy, and Mariner fan. Born and raised in the Great Northwest. Happily married, no hook up, no porn shit!
James Loy @Noahpani12345
81 Followers 384 Following
Amanda Howe @Amandamariehowe
65 Followers 473 Following #lover #fighter #badass #taurus #fuckcovid #oregon #vegas #arizona fighting for justice for @danielhalseth returning to Twitter after a year hiatus…
Ronna Lavadie @LavadiRonn
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Juliette Schramek @julie_schra
39 Followers 4K Following
McMillan TRUMP ORGANI.. @thewastcoa80395
235 Followers 2K Following
🚀MATR1XCoin'Corinn.. @corinnetaranov
6 Followers 73 Following
Remedios Hatchette @RemediosHa71300
46 Followers 5K Following
Efa Code @CodeEfa87528
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QD @wookiedu
1K Followers 2K Following Oregon raised 💪🏽 | Philly educated 👨🏻⚕️ | SF living 🌉 #GoDucks 🦆 #RipCity
I like B1G Ducks and .. @_JordanFlowers_
2K Followers 951 Following Husband and father of 3. Ducks fanatic. HR Nerd. Professional sarcasm dispenser.
Susan: Women’s Righ.. @GoDucksHoogie
662 Followers 423 Following It’s “Who-G”. Dog Mom AF. Knitter. Feminist. Oregon girl. Yacht Rocker. Nobody puts me in the corner! #1 fan of MM8 & JH10😍 Always & forever: #GoDucks
Didi U 🇲🇽 @TheRealDidiU
999 Followers 2K Following life is good. Proud husband, proud father. #goducks #ripcity #FTTB
Sold Out to B1G Catsu.. @CharlesInPhx
430 Followers 385 Following I’m a parody of myself. Typo's are my forte. I like catsup. A Lot. My Teams Suck, so don’t even bother. My body functions as well as the Pistons.
Jonathan Adams @JonathanAdams
2K Followers 527 Following Go Ducks. Art museum aficionado. Star Wars geek. Red Sox fan. Cookie monster. One-nil to the Arsenal. Protect our national parks. Fund libraries.
Thrill Clinton @J_KeyPooh
744 Followers 1K Following he/him Est. 1985. Writer. Go Ducks. Black Lives Matter. Pro Labor. Free Palestine. find me on Bluesky
CTS is B1G (febu) �.. @BackRoll23
1K Followers 990 Following #GoDucks🦆 #RipCity #STLCards #STLBlues🎷 #GirlDad with the occasional inappropriate joke or political retweet 💙 🌊 Bluesky: @BackRoll23.Bsky.social
This Barbie Was Retur.. @wstafrican
3K Followers 2K Following an Aries, an apocalypse. a hot chip. excitable! not a serious person. a traveler. a lawyer. could you at least be witty if you’re going to argue with me?
mop top crybaby @anothroregongrl
561 Followers 2K Following married thirtysomething bi/pan Oregonian mess #goducks
Sean Johnson @flytyingguy
2K Followers 2K Following Digital Marketing Professional | Ex-Fly Fishing Guide | Writer at heart | U of O alum | Always trying to do the right thing
Ducks•Tats•Tacos @GoDucksJosh
794 Followers 957 Following #BlackLivesMatter professional dork & tattoo addict. I love my Ducks! Star Wars geek, movie nerd & Marvel fanatic! It’s #GoDucks always and #FTTB #GoAvsGo
April @Charliesaduck
4K Followers 5K Following #BLM✊🏼💚Willamette Valley proud member of the 🌊left coast #GoDucks #Padres🌮
Jaeden Gordon @jaedengordon_
490 Followers 263 Following Recruiting @oregonfootball | Creator of @NotALuckyDuck 🦆
Vee Sparkles @ohveemarie
245 Followers 310 Following loves music, movies & TdLA 😇 invisible/rare disease warrior 💜
K. E. @Ms_K_Low
839 Followers 3K Following Adventurer. Yogi. B.S. NR Mgmt. Lover of music, sports, our planet & its creatures. Living, learning, evolving. Views are my own. #BlackLivesMatter #GoDucks
Bonnie B @howBrolls
973 Followers 945 Following A quadriplegic from the South. CPhT. I'm a sucker for lemonade, Bravo TV, a good read & SEC football. Love all things Auburn. #WarEagle! (she/her) ally🏳️🌈
Small Screen Girl @KiraJW
2K Followers 2K Following A professional fangirl, writer, and crocheter. Expect ramblings of a woke fangirl. Opinions are my own. Check out my Etsy shop!
s. ⛽️ @2020experienc
1K Followers 350 Following Everything I Thought It Was by Justin Timberlake - OUT NOW
Allyson Taft @AllyTaft
12K Followers 714 Following I travel a lot. My life is incredible because I deliberately built it this way. I post about personal and professional strategies for living the life you want.
Justin Timberlake Dat.. @timberlakedata
2K Followers 108 Following Your best source on the 10x GRAMMY winner, 4x EMMY winner and 1x Academy Award nominee, @jtimberlake. | Fan Account.
B1G Trev 🦆 @OregonDuckFan05
1K Followers 595 Following Duck Fan since 2005. #GoDucks!🦆 #RipCity #BlackLivesMatter🖤
Boozy Brain, Esq 🍉 @Rjudicata
833 Followers 2K Following Yes I am lawyer. No I will not give you free legal advice. Alumnus of the sketch group @DaughtersTriton RIP. Insta: risingson1013 blue☁️: rjudicata
Shaud Williams @coachshaud21
13K Followers 1K Following Head Strength & Conditioning Coach @HailStateFB🐶 University of Alabama Alumn🐘 *Texas Made*
Erin M. Fete @erinmfete
425 Followers 3K Following ASD, ADHD, JD. Feminist Killjoy. Foolish mortal, less foolish attorney. Leslie Knope thinks I'm a bit much. she/her 💙💗💜
begin again @_in_a_cafe
974 Followers 457 Following Advertiser turned teacher turned academic advisor • Reader • Traveler • Runner • BLM • Love is Love • No human is illegal
Saul Goodman @Goodman_Saul_12
1K Followers 5K Following Now that I've graduated from law school and passed the bar, what's next?
Matt Kinoshita @Pac_Surfrider
259 Followers 598 Following Proud #father #girldad What I do: 🚑 Why I'm here: #Yankees #Broncos #GoDucks #LetsGoBows I LOVE ⚾️ & 🏄♂️. Get outside & play!🏌♂️ 🏂 🏊♂️
Alex Speier @alexspeier
81K Followers 1K Following Boston Globe; Author of “Homegrown” (https://t.co/YVLNd5sihs); Recipient of Desus & Mero shoutout; Moonlights on NESN as Stat Masterson
Kendrick Bourne Poly @BournePoly11
79K Followers 104 Following JESUS CHRIST IS KING ✝️✝️✝️ 👑 🌴🇼🇸SAMOAN/🇦🇸BLACK✊🏾🌴Current NE WR #84🏈 Former EWU! WR #11| IG:bournepoly11 snapchat👻Bournepoly4 Youtube📺Kendrick bourne
Mr. King to you @jeray_king
49 Followers 81 Following
San Francisco 49ers @49ers
2.5M Followers 466 Following Official Twitter account of the 5x Super Bowl Champion San Francisco 49ers. 🇲🇽 @49ersESP 🏟 @LevisStadium 🤝 @49ersFoundation
Satan’s niece 🦞 @87shenanigans
240 Followers 747 Following Maineah. the sea is a cruel mistress she/her. not an attorney
Jason @XLAnimosity
2K Followers 4K Following USN Combat Veteran Teacher/Student Firefighter #GoDucks Girl dad #FlyEaglesFly #RipCity #PinoyPride #SeaKraken
Joel @Joel007__
2K Followers 2K Following
Rachel Humpert @Rachel_Humpert
540 Followers 872 Following Duck Fan. Wife. Mother. Lefty. as in left handed, but also left leaning politically. 😬 @rachelhumpert.bsky.social
Jeff Forgeron @WeatherJefe
9K Followers 994 Following AMS Certified Meteorologist for Good Day Oregon @Fox12oregon | Student Pilot | Girl Dad
Discontinued Foods! @Snack_Memories
50K Followers 3K Following Your home for all those culinary delights, anomalies, and misfires that live on only in our memories...
out of context dogs @contextdogs
1.7M Followers 786 Following follow us for daily dog Content 🐶| Dm for credit and removals | art by @sillynubcat
A. Mando Schneides, T.. @AdamSchEsquire
3K Followers 5K Following Diaries of a 7 year attorney. Estates, Trusts, Probate/Litigation. Western PA Native now a San Diegan. "Happiness and moral duty are inseparably connected."
Dachshund Lovers @dachshund_usa21
8K Followers 2K Following Welcome to our #dachshund lovers community 🇺🇸 🇺🇸🇺🇸. If you love ❤️ #dachshunds Then follow us 👉 @dachshund_usa21
Joel Sati @realesttheorist
3K Followers 875 Following Law Prof @Oregon_Law, wondering how my scholarship is legal yet I'm not. Crimmigration & Jurisprudence. 🐱 Dad to Ricky & Bruce. CFC. Views mine; yours soon.
Big Slick Energy @chaosagent22
2K Followers 3K Following 2022 @auwcl alum, former CFP turned fed govt attorney, chaos agent, poker degen.
Lisa💚🏈💛 @thatlawyerLisa
2K Followers 3K Following Lawyer | Oregon Duck Fan | Fall Saturdays @ Autzen | Mom | Dog Lover | ⚠️Occasional Politics/Legal Opinions, mostly #GoDucks | #TN #brainsurgerysurvivor
K. @FierceAndLittle
4K Followers 154 Following A tiny Bostonian with a ginormous dog just trying to find my way navigating the corporate ladder, adult relationships, and a bottle of wine.
Dumpster Phoenix @TortiouslyYours
1K Followers 358 Following Rising from the trashes. Planning my week based on hair wash days. Nice but will fight you.
San Diego Zoo Wildlif.. @sandiegozoo
180K Followers 785 Following San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance is an international non-profit committed to inspiring passion for nature and creating a world where ✨ all ✨ life thrives.
Michael Ross @RealMessiah29
744 Followers 1K Following Go Ducks, Braves, 49'ers and Blazers A kinder, gentler RealMessiah29 has returned Pronouns: Lord/Savior
When I call a man handsome I’m recognizing that he’s very conventionally attractive. When I call a man fine, my heterosexuality is raging.
Ladies I’m curious. When you call men handsome versus when you call men fine are those interchangeable for you 🧐
Highest Grade. Highest Paid. All-Pro @peneisewell58 has been great since he joined the @Lions as the seventh overall pick in the 2021 @NFLDraft. #GoDucks #ProDucks
@HairFlipsNChips Exactly. Now they are just going to make it official. I know it sounds hysterical, but I am seriously planning a way to leave the US, just in case it becomes necessary. I don't want to be here if we become 1940s Germany.
@BlackKnight10k I just want to wake up, and it's November 8, 2016, and everyone votes for HRC😭
@fox12oregon So a cop and not a drag queen. Interesting.
@Blackkout__ I hope she is able to QUIT and give the a good Christian cuss out soon.
All I want to talk about is the Spice Girls reunion at Victoria Beckham’s 50th birthday party.
We were coming off a 14-hour day, were both exhausted, and hadn’t eaten since lunch. She took this pic with her phone across a hotel bar. If you’re going to post a first pic, it might as well be one where ya ain’t nothing but happy. — with @Wolfiesmom
This is hands down the purest video I have ever seen
I, too, would become obsessed with Beyoncé if my favorite artist had not released an album in 8 years.
@yourfavesidol1 A true artist doesn't need horses, robots and 50 backup dancers to put on a show
Holy shit! Seattle PD conducted a sting and lit a pedophile up after he pulled a gun when they opened the door. 😳
@ElijahSchaffer She’s working out and covered farrrrr more than most gym women. Why the outrage?
@ElijahSchaffer Glad she’s working out trying to better herself. Will never bash someone for that.
The lyrics are trash and all the songs sound the mf same - imma say it. I was a BIG fan when the music was good but at this point y’all are just listening to anything. K I’m out 😂✌🏽
@KamieCrawford But the rest of the album shouldn’t be discounted cause the one lyric? Not saying it’s not a weird coded lyric. But it’s one lyric in 31 songs. Fortnight is a dream.
Hoping one of my happy places is Dougie’s too
girl loves her some racist greasy white boys. glad that’s her struggle and not mine.
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