Maria @mlstrat
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one of my more shameful traits is that i buy liquor based on how cool the bottle is
honestly, the time i routinely billed >225+ hour months was the time i was trying my hardest to avoid dealing with bad things happening in my life, so i am actually inclined to believe this. there’s a deeper pathology here, but we can leave that suitcase at the curb, so to speak
honestly, the time i routinely billed >225+ hour months was the time i was trying my hardest to avoid dealing with bad things happening in my life, so i am actually inclined to believe this. there’s a deeper pathology here, but we can leave that suitcase at the curb, so to speak
Is this because Cooper DeJean didn’t go in Round 1?
Is this because Cooper DeJean didn’t go in Round 1?
each of the nfl draft commercial breaks tonight has coincided with the commercial break in the headlining NBA game. every. single. time.
Panthers Owner David Tepper just stopped inside to have a word with the owners about the sign out front. This is not a joke #Panthers
I’m so lucky I’m so lucky I’m so lucky I’m so lucky
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Unbelievably grim article about NYC restaurant reservation scalpers - people are paying a thousand bucks to buy a Carbone reservation on the secondary market. newyorker.com/news/our-local…
looking forward to the hulu limited documentary series on the sudden implosion of foxtrot. undoubtedly it will be called “Whiskey Tango Foxtrot” or something and we will find out about some insane cash burn at senior exec levels
I found Foxtrot useful as a non-alcohol-oriented third space that was open in the evening and had WiFi. I think we could have more places like that
yall i had a long weekend trip that actually left me feeling rested and recuperated!!!!!
one time for the elder millennials
one time for the elder millennials
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With the No. 155 overall pick, the Eagles selected Clemson LB Jeremiah Trotter Jr. He now gets to go home and play where his father did.
@mlstrat How else should you choose? That's how I pick wine too.
it’s about the people you can shamelessly say yippee around
The smiles in the fourth picture are just stupendous.
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Peak wisteria on Stuyvesant Street in the East Village …
I’ll be damned if my son ever asks to go hunting. Get back in that room and don’t come out until you’re fucking gay
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The NBA should have jeans night. I wanna see how good they play in jeans
My thesis is that this explains most of the popularity of bar trivia
I miss standardized testing. Once a year I’d get a piece of paper that told me I was better than 99% of people and I REALLY took that shit for granted
I'm hearing Spencer Rattler is very much in play for Atlanta with the 43rd overall pick tonight as the team plans for the post-Penix era.
These snacks deserve a home.