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I think my neighbor’s single, I wonder if he’s good in bed…
I love when my girlfriends want to take me to the bar with them via FaceTime.
I haven’t picked up the dead bug that’s been on my floor for five days because I’m using it to warn the others.
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may he accidentally say your name when he talks to another girl
Once upon a time, her Prince Charming fed her mashed potatoes and whiskey…then they lived happily ever after.
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I wish my pussy had better taste in men
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Touch her in all the right places… and maybe you’ll be the last one who ever does.
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let’s just cuddle and if it slips in, it slips in.
I need the little things…like your hand up my top in the middle of the pasta aisle.
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💯ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕫�.. @Crazy_ButCute2
248K Followers 14K Following I lift things up and put them down. I love food. I look good naked. link in bio 💁🏼♀️ SLE/Fibro warrior! Every day stronger 💪🏻❤️💯
geeky_goddess @creja34
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Jetta like the car�.. @JetBomb25
122K Followers 3K Following moody af ⚡️🏳️🌈💅🎶❤️🔥🧀🌈 NO DMS https://t.co/JdUwFtwgVR
🌷 𝕥𝕚𝕥𝕤.. @good_vibes_girl
66K Followers 4K Following 🐈 spread sheet queen 📈 🚫raw dogging (oreos) 🦖reptar for life🫶🏻 “the dick a girl could get over”
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inked 🖤 @inkedwifelife21
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Princess Consuela Ban.. @iluvtacos0822
96K Followers 2K Following I’m a wife/mom and my love language is Weiner dogs, coffee, food, video games and sports. Green eyes that will haunt you. https://t.co/WqHdn2i3z5
Red Riding Hood @RiderofWolves
154K Followers 23K Following My pronouns are, I have a vagina. Conservative before anything else. https://t.co/WpBwMirRaP
amylou @drinkerbelle4
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arealethereal @sunrise_highs
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Ammargarita🧜♀.. @annmargarita72
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Miss Treated🇺🇸&.. @RejectedRedhead
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@jeckaf4i Ha! I always used to have a neighbor friend.
there are memories I just don't want to remember anymore
With every day, hour and minute that passes the pain doesn’t get easier. Get gets stronger, deeper, hurts more knowing that all have is memories..I needed you more than you ever needed me. 💔🙏
@jeckaf4i My advice would be to refer to your pinned tweet.
When you’ve worked 21 days in a row 12 hours a day and you finally get a day off so you go sit by the beach and pound beers.
@jeckaf4i Give it a go what’s the worst that can happen?
@jeckaf4i He won't last long. Not with you 😉
@jeckaf4i Visit a neighbor for emergency support!
@jeckaf4i Or a big chunk of Scottish beef? 😈
@jeckaf4i Hate when I can't change the channel with the remote
@jeckaf4i And when this happens it feels like life stops and there is nothing to do anymore in life lolz.
@jeckaf4i B ring a cup ask for some sugar in this getup
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