todd levin @toddlevin
Writer (CONAN, Let's Be Real, Triumph HULU Election Specials, New Yorker, NYT). Be funny comma when you can period toddlevin.com Joined July 2008-
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We all remember our first trip to Disney World. But for @toddlevin, a long-time writer for Conan O’Brien, it was memorable for all the wrong reasons. Hear his incredible story on the excellent ‘Keys to the Kingdom' with @MattGourley and @Amandafunbuns. share.harkaudio.com/WmzydpdZoXcw5q…
Newly up on Medium: "I Was Indicted for YOU." PLEASE CLAP. PLEASE SHARE: link.medium.com/G1tezVzAUEb
Then he attempted to drop the mic, but the mic simply hung in mid-air.
Turned on my phone after the holiday and was overwhelmed by the images of death and horror. My partner and I frantically text friends and loved ones to make sure they're okay. Everyone seems to have lost someone or knows someone who has. The loss, the tragedy—incomprehensible. 1/
Lemme save you some trouble, people who hacked 23andMe looking for data points about Jews: We have IBS.
I’m convinced Todd Phillips has seen six films, max.
Right now Nestor must be so proud of his father, who is three years older than him.
New on Medium: "Jigsaw Loses His Fastball" link.medium.com/wqlJckjjBDb
One time I accidentally dropped my iPhone in a river and it instantly electrocuted every fish for 10 miles.
One time I accidentally dropped my iPhone in a river and it instantly electrocuted every fish for 10 miles.
It’s crazy how we’re all calling Donald Trump Donald Duck now. I can barely remember his old name.
You know that HOLLYWEED guy is looking at this and thinking “WEED STRONG?” “WGA STRONGWEED?” “WG-JAY?”
Drew Barrymore just took one for the (Hasan Minhaj public relations) team.
Bad enough Drew Barrymore decided to break the WGA strike on 9/11, but then she had to mock the Twin Towers like this??
This would have been more impactful if they hadn’t delivered it in that “let’s finish each other’s sentences” style, like a Sklar Brothers routine.
This would have been more impactful if they hadn’t delivered it in that “let’s finish each other’s sentences” style, like a Sklar Brothers routine.
It's Lily Tomlin's birthday, and while most are talking about her acting career, I especially love her NO BS life policy. Here she is walking off of Dick Cavett's talk show after actor Chad Everett said his wife is "the most beautiful animal I own", leaving him to sit in his own…
Is this real?
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When your 8 year old nephew flexes his muscles at you
Elaine Chao, prep that p*ssy girl, your man’s coming home.
one of my jokes was viewed by over 2 million people who, going by the comments, didn't get it.
With my bare hands I would pull the remaining bolts off the wings
TikToker dancing on a plane for likes 🤡
Julie Seabaugh’s article is about waaaay more than me: latimes.com/entertainment-…
Me, quoting me. “I love to sandwich the serious stuff (getting doxxed by anti-choicers, losing my mom to COVID) between dick jokes and boob jokes, and see what happens. I hope Cis Woke Grief Slut makes good people laugh, and dumb people mad.”
Laurie Kilmartin's Stand-Up Special 'Cis Woke Grief Sl*t' For Comedy Dynamics Sets Premiere Date deadline.com/2024/01/laurie…
@BrianStack153 @toddlevin My fave - the cast worn by Bundy transition
@BrianStack153 Watched several "WikiBear" videos last night. Still fucking hilarious.
After Midnight premieres January 16th on CBS, and the more you watch it and like it, the more job security I have.
Nearly nine months after James Corden said goodbye to The Late Late Show, CBS has finally dated his replacement. ‘After Midnight,’ starring rising comedian Taylor Tomlinson, will premiere on Tuesday January 16 deadline.com/2024/01/after-…
imagine it’s the 80s and you do a line of coke and then hear lionel richie’s “all night long” for the first time. my god
Another hilarious piece from @toddlevin. And after this, read the recipe comments one medium.com/@mrtoddlevin/i…
Thank you @Variety for letting me write a piece that included the phrase "Fuck Mike Royce" 👇variety.com/2023/tv/news/h…
@toddlevin @NoahGarfinkel I like my microwaves to be more whimsical.
The time has come to close up shop here at Cult Movies Podcast. We made it through the first book, grew an amazing family of guests, and made some lifelong friends along the way. Thank you all for your support, and keep watching the classics, sleepers, weird, and wonderful!
Goodnight everybody
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These two walk into your elevator What’s your opener?