Rick G. Rosner @dumbassgenius
World's 2nd-highest IQ. (Or maybe 3rd, but that's still pretty good.) Former Kimmel writer. Genius &/or deluded. rickrosner.org Los Angeles Joined August 2010-
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#KristiNoemIsAMonster and she's also fiscally irresponsible. A wirehaired pointer from a breeder can cost thousands and as a rescue, hundreds. Noem denied a loving South Dakota family the chance to adopt a dog they might otherwise be unable to afford. (A goat can cost $200.)
South Dakota law doesn't allow Governors to be recalled. Maybe that will change. But a governor can be impeached. Kristi Noem's term ends in January, 2027. ballotpedia.org/Laws_governing…
Used to think that it would take an invasion by space aliens to bring Americans together. But we are united in deploring the murder of a 14-month-old wirehaired pointer named Cricket.
Kristi Noem's approval rating - June 2023: 61% October 2023: 43% Guessing it will take another downturn. emersoncollegepolling.com/south-dakota-q…
@TheRickWilson @NormOrnstein @gtconway3d @MollyJongFast @StephenAtHome We've reached an interesting point in the gun control debate when it's time to discuss arming dogs.
The "Noem" in Kristi Noem is short for "No Motherf**king Kindness or Common Sense."
A dog is as intelligent as a 2 to 2.5-year-old human. Goats are even smarter. Pro-lifer Kristi Noem shot these smart, innocent animals in the head and left them in a gravel pit.* *Her first shot at the goat missed. Had to go back to her truck to get more ammo.
Dogs don't understand much of the world we've built. They require our guidance. Kristi Noem didn't have the patience or consideration for that. Instead, she aimed her long gun at her 14-month-old dog Cricket and blew her face off then left her body in a gravel pit.
Kristi Noem devoted more thought to what her next cosmetic procedure would be than to the life of her rambunctious young dog. thedailybeast.com/kristi-noem-re…
Kristi Noem killed a dog like Aldo. He is a German Wirehaired Pointer and he’s the kindest, most dedicated creature you can imagine. The Gov of South Dakota claimed her GWP was a bad dog. That’s bullshit. Here’s the thing about pointing dogs like this: All you have to do is…
Correction: Kristi Noem killed the puppy with a shotgun blast. (She says didn't like the pup. And she'd had it off-leash around some chickens which it killed. Irresponsible and murderous.)
Correction: Kristi Noem killed the puppy with a shotgun blast. (She says didn't like the pup. And she'd had it off-leash around some chickens which it killed. Irresponsible and murderous.)
Vote against Republicans. They'll murder a goat who was stinky. They'll put a bullet in the head of a puppy named Cricket. And they might murder you if you have a problem pregnancy (and need emergency care).
Vote against Republicans. They'll murder a goat who was stinky. They'll put a bullet in the head of a puppy named Cricket. And they might murder you if you have a problem pregnancy (and need emergency care).
Maybe Kristi Noem just likes shooting stuff.* (When you have a hammer, everything looks like a nail. When you have a rifle...) *To be fair, I'm sure Noem felt bad about shooting her puppy and her goat. But she didn't feel bad enough to not blast them in the face.
Maybe Kristi Noem just likes shooting stuff.* (When you have a hammer, everything looks like a nail. When you have a rifle...) *To be fair, I'm sure Noem felt bad about shooting her puppy and her goat. But she didn't feel bad enough to not blast them in the face.
Help! Can't stop tweeting about dog-murderer Kristi Noem. I need an intervention! More pix of the cutest of our dogs:
Kristi Noem: too dumb to be VP (too dumb to be governor, really). Most profiles of MAGAs & many other Republicans & people in general mention their love of dogs. Kristi Noem bragging that she slaughtered her rambunctious young dog appeals to only the worst of the worst.
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