Dave Weasel @DaveWeasel
5x Billboard comedy chart topper. IG: daveweasel @valleyboyspod "verified since September 2016" don't come at me apple.co/valleyboys Los Angeles, CA Joined May 2012-
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Dave Weasel retweeted
They call it a ‘vampire facial’ because you get a forever-curse
They call it a ‘vampire facial’ because you get a forever-curse
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Dave Weasel retweeted
🤨You were named appropriately. 😑
🤨You were named appropriately. 😑 https://t.co/IE6ee2iB38
Dave Weasel retweeted
I can't believe No Doubt is getting back together.
When your 8 year old nephew flexes his muscles at you
Holy SHIT Shane Gillis.I thought he’d talk a little more about the ‘situation’ but he didn’t need to because he was too busy killing it
White power bottom
This is what happens when the NFL lets Peacock, a streaming platform, air an NFL game 😂
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NEW EPISODE: #114 The Nutcracker. Dave talks about the lack of a War on Christmas this year, Starbucks drinks testing his waistline, pro athlete salaries being justified, and some crazy headlines from the last week Apple: Apple.co/valleyboys Spotify: spoti.fi/32x7Qvz
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NEW EPISODE - #113: Hot Mess Express Dave talks about Twin Flames and the dumpster fire types of people to get involved in it, Blackberrys, recent crazy headlines, and how religions with sex rules are sex cults Apple: Apple.co/valleyboys Spotify: spoti.fi/32x7Qvz
Doing my yearly rewatch of Freaks and Geeks and I find out Samm Levine is older than Seth Rogen
Dave Weasel retweeted
When she asks you to follow the law AND her side gig Apple: Apple.co/valleyboys Spotify: spoti.fi/32x7Qvz
Got a Simpsons tattoo today by London Reese at Black Lantern in Dana Point CA
Dave Weasel retweeted
The next #bottleshockcomedy @HollywoodImprov is another lineup of awesome flavors! 🍷4/9 7pm! @DaveWeasel from @valleyboyspod ⭐️@AmyAshton12 ⭐️@richchassler & more! Getcha tix! bit.ly/3JWgc17
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The best of all the religions is... @anthonyjeselnik See Anthony tonight at 8pm in The Main Room @LTNSComedy with @iliza @WendyLiebman @DaveWeasel @Greaves_Charles @BBCOMBES + A Surprise Guest! Limited tickets left at hollywoodimprov.com #hollywoodimprov #comedy
Dave Weasel retweeted
One of my favourite things ever is the 300 year gap in Irish inventions after whiskey was invented
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Watch #cheeseburger🍔 on @NetflixIsAJoke
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Didn’t realize one needed men to have sex🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️😎🤣🤷🏼♀️, but ok…
Didn’t realize one needed men to have sex🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️😎🤣🤷🏼♀️, but ok…
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