Ryan @rydudebro
full-time dreamer United States Joined January 2009-
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@psforpublius @Junebagio That’s why he had to park the Jetta.
@stevensongs The rabbi heard it through the grapevine.
@CheeseForEvery1 I keep hearing how there's no money for real investigative journalism anymore. Kudos to CNN for having their finger on the pulse of what matters to Joe Q. Public.
I also like the Lazy River at the water park. They’re just like us fr
Evergreen
Either way this is a great day to do drugs and shoot guns
@kimmie_c_ I really hope those are just rage baiters looking for clicks.
“Looking good, Billy Ray!”
@CheeseForEvery1 The foreword by Guy Fieri makes it worth it.
I blame this era of participation trophies, no spanking, and voluntary military service. If these kids only suffered more trauma, they'd also need to drink to forget and mask the pain like their forefathers.
@aelfred_D This is so Reasonable Blackman of you.
@ING2Firebrand No, not unless it's some dual personality Fight Club-type thing.
"Excused"
Broncos excused Jonathon Cooper from this week’s mandatory minicamp after he was arrested twice in a seven-day span, via @Jeff_Legwold. espn.com/nfl/story/_/id…
Taking a shit on the clock at work for so long that I come out and my boss is 20 years older like interstellar and I start crying
@VerumVulnero1 Probably sent that tweet over Starlink.
Ingenuous Firebrand �... @ING2Firebrand
15K Followers 996 Following Universally-beloved meme artisan | unofficial official Firebrambassador | Fashion & Lifestyle Coach | humorous-adjacent tweets | certified Alpha
Cheese For Everyone! @CheeseForEvery1
12K Followers 1K Following Political scientist. Professor. Scurrilous Whig. Not a Nobel Prize winner. Vol For Life without parole. I only subtweet myself.
Joanne Mason @JoanneMason11
34K Followers 791 Following Wife, mother, klutz. Flawed follower of Christ. Drinker of Glenfiddich, buyer of shoes. Seriously, I need a nap.
Write Girl Problems @WriteGrlProbs
22K Followers 3K Following Magnificent enigma. A cornucopia of idiosyncrasies. Queen Carnivore & Inventor of the Meat-iverse. Writer by necessity, daydreamer by nature. Pronouns: 🤓/😈
Jon 🔬 @JonnyMicro
32K Followers 5K Following Clinical microbiologist by day. Cheese aficionado and geek all the time. I have been, and always shall be, your friend. Opinions are mine alone. Love my kids.
G @stevensongs
43K Followers 8K Following What I don’t know, I make up. Couple skills. Seen things. Done stuff. Friend not foe. Here for laughs. Not adding days to my life, but life to my days.
Tiger Durden @RummaTumTums
6K Followers 411 Following Tu stultus es. Best in small doses. North Sentinelese.
Elijah the Middleborn... @TheMiddleborne
16K Followers 1K Following Merely Christian; husband to a redhead wife, father to 5.5 redheads. Someday, in this life or the next, redheads will have our vengeance; woodsmith
🍹 Princess Consuel... @kimmie_c_
42K Followers 3K Following Gangster Hermione Charm, notorious dog petter You couldn't handle my undivided attention Big hair. Big hooters. Big heart. Can't lose. Not interested. DM 🚫
Texas Courtney @AlaskanCourtney
33K Followers 15K Following God girl. Chronically fabulous. Wavy-haired queen of leggings. Shimmying dynamo of wild hair and attitude. Commies suck. אני בעד ישראל. #TeamIronWill
Flinnie @flinnie
17K Followers 3K Following I'm an absolute delight©. Aunt to a wonderful nephew. Played Peter in the Cosby show. human-original slop Veni, vidi, cecidit de sella me
A Southern Nobody �... @ExLibrisNemo
4K Followers 862 Following Southern man. I kneel to one King. You're playing Chess; I'm playing Hungry Hungry Hippos. Don't take me seriously unless I'm being serious. BringLawnDartsBack
Toad @ItsToad_
5K Followers 961 Following These tweets are not to be used as evidence. Notably sinistrophobic.
Smells Like Teen Stat... @BlueEightySix
4K Followers 4K Following Haha, made you look. Call me Blue. ⳩
Neva @pipandbaby
11K Followers 3K Following Psychically loud ruthless power woman. Head Centaur of the Unicorns
Bryan O'Nolan @BryanONolan
3K Followers 2K Following Lt. Governor of New Hampshire. #1 Best Selling author.
Sunshine Lad George H... @EphromJosine1
1K Followers 5K Following Author, Writer For @Medium, As Seen In An Injustice and Afrosapiophile
Tohi @Thillisgone
764 Followers 2K Following Enthusiastically stoic, unless I'm stoically enthusiastic, you'll know (IYKYK). Smoker of cigaret... blower of smoke
Pedantic Guy @drooooshbag
54 Followers 187 Following
Jamie @j62787906
160 Followers 556 Following
Bob Golen @BobGolen
60K Followers 31K Following Hey, give me a try. Mainly old jokes (spruced up a bit) and sentimental musings. Big believer in kindness. Leaning left, but not very woke (Boomer, ya know).
Shy Pancake @pancake_shyanne
82 Followers 589 Following
Zar bagans @ZarBagans90583
65 Followers 551 Following
Sara Sofia Vance @JaedynJackson1
618 Followers 3K Following German Immigrant in the U.S. | Love food 😋fitness 💪 and travel 🧳 | Hoping to meet interesting partners and friends
1101 @JGuG174syTq1mXi
8 Followers 509 Following
Ousjohn @Ousjohnd
138 Followers 5K Following Philippians 4:13 - "I can do all things through him who strengthens me. ❤️☦️
Virginia @PhoneePheey
106 Followers 2K Following …has many friends on Facebook, but this one’s the BEST: https://t.co/XMVDCdrnIs
Amira Al dahab @VQueenderl60708
38 Followers 546 Following بائعة ذهب/مصممة مجوهرات، مهندسة معمارية، فاعلة خير/مؤسسة أميرة الإنسانية
Rebecca @Rebecca5850b
469 Followers 631 Following I'm nothing special, just a sincere and down-to-earth person. I prefer direct communication and dislike beating around the bush; I like things to happen natura
cactus girl 🌵 @cactusncookies
33K Followers 12K Following *Well here I am. What are your other two wishes?*
OLIVIA STEWART - The ... @TheTexasDarlin
4K Followers 8K Following Mama🩷🩵Partner 👩❤️💋👨10th gen Texan ❤️Cybersecurity🤓Hiking🥾Hunting🦌 Farming👩🌾Crafting🧶Holistic health🌱 God Family Country 🇺🇸❤️🤍💙
Holly GoLightly @HollyGee1931
58 Followers 348 Following What you do speaks so loudly I cannot hear what you say -Ralph Waldo Emerson My account @jenellis778 was hacked so hanging out here now
Sleve McDichael @SleveMcDic
2K Followers 4K Following Jesus is my Lord and savior. Building the Player Reliability Score (PRS). Coming Soon: Salon Intake #HereWeGo #GoKingsGo #LetsGoDodgers 🇺🇸🤝🇯🇵
Amani Joel @AmaniJoel4
1K Followers 5K Following If you appreciate my tweet don't forget to put a like and retweet.
Jessica Miller @jessicamilmpo
14 Followers 303 Following 💙‼️Soft moments, strong standards, steady heart 🤍
nordskoven @nordskoven
2K Followers 7K Following
ANAÏS NINJA @michikoconuts
8K Followers 3K Following michikoconuts on TikTok | KUNG FU METAPHYSICS | https://t.co/U19YxAJjdD
Dylan T Bruce @thx113827
476 Followers 5K Following Your local butcher who thinks comparisons between politics and sausage are slanderous
Rainbow @Rainbow29071
875 Followers 2K Following Happiness doesn't depend on how often we smile, but rather on what we smile about.😆😊
HightechRedneck @48hghtchrdnck
549 Followers 778 Following In exile. "Aim for full-spectrum semi-adequacy." Jack of all trades, master of fun. Deus Rex Patria. Amerikaner. Model citizen, zero discipline. Κύριε ελέησον.
Nicola Barnes @NicolaBcan
2K Followers 4K Following
Dogefather @Dogefather52642
306 Followers 7K Following
Michelle @Michelle_Chen__
73 Followers 428 Following Life is a journey. I enjoy history ☕️✈️⛳️ and red wine 🍷 or sparkling wine 🍾 We can talk about good books, or discuss the best retirement destinations 🏖️
Laurine @lorinmarqyn
176 Followers 2K Following Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
I'm good thanks @TiffanyLovth
1K Followers 3K Following I will work until my signature becomes an AUTOGRAPH ✌🏾
Chrissy Norah @laurachrssy
22 Followers 414 Following
30 Helens Agree: 🇮... @30_Helens_Redux
2K Followers 1K Following Professor Emeritus Oxford Endowed Happiness Chair. Expert in all things. 2d chair Acoustic Cloaca, Somerset Symphony. Summer cottage in balmy West Sacramento
Jake Smith @fixitjake
4K Followers 4K Following MAGA MAHA John 3:16 1 Corinthians 6:12-20 Somewhere fixing broke junk. Thanks for the follow but I don’t answer DM.
Teri Amanda. MBA, CMP... @TeriIje
221 Followers 5K Following 📊🌍ENTREPRENEUR 🎖EXPERT TRADER 💵BITCOIN MINING 📊FOXER TRADER 🖥BINARY TRADER ACCOUNT MANGER 📞MAKE UP To 20,000 DOLLARS A WEEKLY 📩 DM ME TO GET STARTED
Ingenuous Firebrand �... @ING2Firebrand
15K Followers 996 Following Universally-beloved meme artisan | unofficial official Firebrambassador | Fashion & Lifestyle Coach | humorous-adjacent tweets | certified Alpha
Cheese For Everyone! @CheeseForEvery1
12K Followers 1K Following Political scientist. Professor. Scurrilous Whig. Not a Nobel Prize winner. Vol For Life without parole. I only subtweet myself.
Joanne Mason @JoanneMason11
34K Followers 791 Following Wife, mother, klutz. Flawed follower of Christ. Drinker of Glenfiddich, buyer of shoes. Seriously, I need a nap.
Write Girl Problems @WriteGrlProbs
22K Followers 3K Following Magnificent enigma. A cornucopia of idiosyncrasies. Queen Carnivore & Inventor of the Meat-iverse. Writer by necessity, daydreamer by nature. Pronouns: 🤓/😈
Jon 🔬 @JonnyMicro
32K Followers 5K Following Clinical microbiologist by day. Cheese aficionado and geek all the time. I have been, and always shall be, your friend. Opinions are mine alone. Love my kids.
G @stevensongs
43K Followers 8K Following What I don’t know, I make up. Couple skills. Seen things. Done stuff. Friend not foe. Here for laughs. Not adding days to my life, but life to my days.
Tiger Durden @RummaTumTums
6K Followers 411 Following Tu stultus es. Best in small doses. North Sentinelese.
Elijah the Middleborn... @TheMiddleborne
16K Followers 1K Following Merely Christian; husband to a redhead wife, father to 5.5 redheads. Someday, in this life or the next, redheads will have our vengeance; woodsmith
🍹 Princess Consuel... @kimmie_c_
42K Followers 3K Following Gangster Hermione Charm, notorious dog petter You couldn't handle my undivided attention Big hair. Big hooters. Big heart. Can't lose. Not interested. DM 🚫
Texas Courtney @AlaskanCourtney
33K Followers 15K Following God girl. Chronically fabulous. Wavy-haired queen of leggings. Shimmying dynamo of wild hair and attitude. Commies suck. אני בעד ישראל. #TeamIronWill
Flinnie @flinnie
17K Followers 3K Following I'm an absolute delight©. Aunt to a wonderful nephew. Played Peter in the Cosby show. human-original slop Veni, vidi, cecidit de sella me
A Southern Nobody �... @ExLibrisNemo
4K Followers 862 Following Southern man. I kneel to one King. You're playing Chess; I'm playing Hungry Hungry Hippos. Don't take me seriously unless I'm being serious. BringLawnDartsBack
Toad @ItsToad_
5K Followers 961 Following These tweets are not to be used as evidence. Notably sinistrophobic.
Smells Like Teen Stat... @BlueEightySix
4K Followers 4K Following Haha, made you look. Call me Blue. ⳩
Neva @pipandbaby
11K Followers 3K Following Psychically loud ruthless power woman. Head Centaur of the Unicorns
Bryan O'Nolan @BryanONolan
3K Followers 2K Following Lt. Governor of New Hampshire. #1 Best Selling author.
cactus girl 🌵 @cactusncookies
33K Followers 12K Following *Well here I am. What are your other two wishes?*
Bob Golen @BobGolen
60K Followers 31K Following Hey, give me a try. Mainly old jokes (spruced up a bit) and sentimental musings. Big believer in kindness. Leaning left, but not very woke (Boomer, ya know).
Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
44K Followers 8K Following Fancy Pants raconteur I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlJcMx I know who DB Cooper is
ANAÏS NINJA @michikoconuts
8K Followers 3K Following michikoconuts on TikTok | KUNG FU METAPHYSICS | https://t.co/U19YxAJjdD
OLIVIA STEWART - The ... @TheTexasDarlin
4K Followers 8K Following Mama🩷🩵Partner 👩❤️💋👨10th gen Texan ❤️Cybersecurity🤓Hiking🥾Hunting🦌 Farming👩🌾Crafting🧶Holistic health🌱 God Family Country 🇺🇸❤️🤍💙
HightechRedneck @48hghtchrdnck
549 Followers 778 Following In exile. "Aim for full-spectrum semi-adequacy." Jack of all trades, master of fun. Deus Rex Patria. Amerikaner. Model citizen, zero discipline. Κύριε ελέησον.
Matt Shumer @mattshumer_
369K Followers 2K Following Investor in @GroqInc @Etched @Rork @DaytonaIO @OpenRouter + more. Prev: CEO @HyperWriteAI | Pushing AI limits @AlphaSchool Press: [email protected]
baroness von teese @navium_exuro
12K Followers 727 Following • burner of ships • carpe demon • tlazolteotl •
Fatburg’s Ghost @GhostFatburg
35 Followers 49 Following
Adam Carolla @adamcarolla
1.0M Followers 455 Following Host of the @AdamCarollaShow on @PodcastOne. Three time @NYTimes best selling author.
stepfanie tyler @stepfanie
185K Followers 875 Following all posts very serious and should be taken literally read my shit @readbadgirl ♡ founder: https://t.co/WzEbQUmaD6
octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman
34K Followers 2K Following cool ranch icarus, painter of LoveBots, king of diarrhea jokes
Klara @klara_sjo
98K Followers 35K Following Non-practicing intellectual Chaotic neutral Running at a mental speed of one thought per sometimes. Your favorite shitposters favorite shitposter.
Damon Hunzeker @DamonHunzeker
6K Followers 1K Following Writer/editor/speaker/indelicate musician/purveyor of razzle, dazzle, sound, and fury. Ring bell for service.
Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal
126K Followers 2K Following Welcome to parenthood. Yes, it's possible to have the worst day of your life before 6:00 AM. https://t.co/jv3VQ5lT2O
Charlie Light @charliewrich
22K Followers 1K Following Turning parody accounts into businesses. Creator of John W. Rich (Wealthy), Hunter Cold Calls, and Chase Passive Income. DM to hire me
Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads
160K Followers 537 Following I own 12,000 businesses | Passive Income coming out my ass | My course is only $12,995 | created by @charliewrich | PARODY
anabology @anabology
60K Followers 921 Following co-founder https://t.co/6WejBPTCn7 (bioelectricity) // open info: https://t.co/zqSsOElHwL && https://t.co/y2cZlyPY85 // https://t.co/j5dZ767ySN = skincare // https://t.co/TaekXhphbF = (presale now)
SamanthaofSarcasm @SamofSarcasm
867 Followers 756 Following Just because I choose not to drink doesn’t automatically make me no fun. That is a separate choice, which I also made.
Beerwench 🍺🇺�... @zombimum
400 Followers 697 Following Frequent connoisseur of adult beverages- part time chef- full time smart ass- love my husband, my monkeys and My Country! 🇺🇸
Catherine Warr @HiddenYorkshire
8K Followers 975 Following Historian, filmmaker, author, top 30 historian under 30 (apparently). Gen Z Fred Dibnah. God's gobbiest warrior. https://t.co/3398GO11pb
Tim G Carter-Nickname... @TimGCarterSEEK
56K Followers 54K Following ✝️🙏🇺🇸🦌🎣 Sawyersville Wesleyan Pastor-Author- Life Coach-Outdoorsman-5th Dan Karate Coach-/blog= https://t.co/1RLEkxjSeo #Shepherd23 Nickname=Shepherd23
Jay Collinwood @collinwood_j
2K Followers 1K Following We abuse words which we do not understand, and call this the art of reasoning | Pronouns: Platinum/Card
Magills @magills_
40K Followers 495 Following I fix broken buildings. Scott Stapp cosplay award winner 2001-02. #BoomerX
Enguerrand VII de Cou... @ingelramdecoucy
33K Followers 3K Following Roy ne suis, ne prince ne duc, ne comte aussy; je suis sire de Coucy. Staff Writer at Junto. Lord of Coucy.
𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉... @MoMohler
14K Followers 10K Following Rated 100% pure, grade A, American “little beef boy” by JD Power And Associates.
No Context Chick Trac... @No_Context_JTC
42K Followers 0 Following @splcenter lists Chick Publications as a hate group. Still, we hope you can laugh at the absurd. We pull from their tracts and color comics. See @JTC_Reactions
JLee @38thparalell
190 Followers 358 Following the world you grew up in, no longer exists. WVU. Co-owner SpaceX
Cat in the Hat @DomesticCEOCat
33K Followers 2K Following A Cat who likes hats; Professional finder of miscellany. Mostly here for your food pics and memes. GSP fan account. Out TCB
Shane Gillis @Shanemgillis
772K Followers 820 Following Matt and Shane’s secret podcast : Gilly & Keeves
Jason Pargin, author ... @JasonKPargin
66K Followers 1K Following Author of John Dies at the End & the Zoey Ashe series. Former Editor at https://t.co/rPxhhz6fP4, now: https://t.co/rHIoNS0xCv
Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze
532K Followers 2K Following Versus Media Podcast on @substackinc. Commentary archive @TheSpectator @nro @FoxNews @nypost
Sarah @heyaimsarah
16K Followers 641 Following tweets are my own and are not my employer || former @ okwildlifedept || current a bunch of other people
BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history
255K Followers 2K Following Baseball History Nut *I do not claim to own any of these images* 🇨🇦. Contact: [email protected]
your other mom @difficultpatty
41K Followers 939 Following Bad at hydrangeas. Ibuprofen enthusiast. We write jokes here. https://t.co/sVPCoTC4Pw
Poor Substitute for P... @psforpublius
849 Followers 832 Following A Poor Substitute for Publius - I’m a fan of small government, civil liberties, and people who don’t take themselves too seriously. Just shouting into the wind.
James Jay Carafano @JJCarafano
47K Followers 26K Following Conservatives around the world on a mission-free, safe, prosperous sovereign nations, warriors for cultural freedom who fight for human flourishing




































