Ryan @rydudebro
full-time dreamer United States Joined January 2009-
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@stevensongs The rabbi heard it through the grapevine.
@CheeseForEvery1 I keep hearing how there's no money for real investigative journalism anymore. Kudos to CNN for having their finger on the pulse of what matters to Joe Q. Public.
I also like the Lazy River at the water park. They’re just like us fr
Evergreen
Either way this is a great day to do drugs and shoot guns
@kimmie_c_ I really hope those are just rage baiters looking for clicks.
“Looking good, Billy Ray!”
@CheeseForEvery1 The foreword by Guy Fieri makes it worth it.
I blame this era of participation trophies, no spanking, and voluntary military service. If these kids only suffered more trauma, they'd also need to drink to forget and mask the pain like their forefathers.
Teen drinking has plummeted How do we fix this?
@aelfred_D This is so Reasonable Blackman of you.
@ING2Firebrand No, not unless it's some dual personality Fight Club-type thing.
"Excused"
Broncos excused Jonathon Cooper from this week’s mandatory minicamp after he was arrested twice in a seven-day span, via @Jeff_Legwold. espn.com/nfl/story/_/id…
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Taking a shit on the clock at work for so long that I come out and my boss is 20 years older like interstellar and I start crying
@VerumVulnero1 Probably sent that tweet over Starlink.
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G @stevensongs
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G @stevensongs
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