Aelfred The Great @aelfred_D
Gamboling toward greatness Wessex by way of the USA Joined November 2016-
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Guy who thinks dropping nukes on Japan was bad because he thinks an invasion would’ve resulted in more Japanese civilian deaths
Like a good neighbor, State Farm leaves you the hell alone
Dennis is pro-Palestinian bc sleeping with a student in a tent surrounded by other students is “peak” Mac is pro-Israel bc Israel is in the Bible Frank pretends to side w/Dennis but is just in it to “stomp someone” Charlie goes to Colombia Dee debuts her character Pally Stein
Great, they got the guy who’s been naming the Mission Impossible movies
The account that posts philosophy quotes seems to be having an existential crisis, which is a bit on the nose
“Hey, so we’ve seen the poster you made for the movie, we think it’s very strong but there are a few concerns, or really, just one. What’s your schedule to discuss?”
“Hey, so we’ve seen the poster you made for the movie, we think it’s very strong but there are a few concerns, or really, just one. What’s your schedule to discuss?”
@DailyCaller “Be glad, be grateful, that I’m not just going out and murdering Zionists…”
“They say The Onion failed because it’s been stifled by ads and clickbait. I always thought it was failing due to the lack of jokes”
We’re at the “we must pay close attention to the internal issues of the praetorian guard” part of the fall of the empire
We’re at the “we must pay close attention to the internal issues of the praetorian guard” part of the fall of the empire
*snorts line in a pitch meeting* it's a movie about a bunch of girls who all share the same pair of pants. one of them is curvy but that is not a problem for the pants
@aelfred_D @jendubayevans @delaCruXavier Prayers for the success of @TimothyDooner Dad's bypass & for Timothy & family as they go through anxious times...
@aelfred_D @jendubayevans @delaCruXavier Prayers for the success of @TimothyDooner Dad's bypass & for Timothy & family as they go through anxious times...
Jesus told her, “Go, close the tab you are using.” “I am using no tabs,” she replied. Jesus said to her, “You are right when you say you are using no tabs. The fact is, you have had 56 tabs open, and the one you now have open you are not using.”
Objects (like this grenade) have a natural place, depending on what element(s) they are made from—since this grenade is mostly earth, its natural place is towards the center, which explains why it falls.
Objects (like this grenade) have a natural place, depending on what element(s) they are made from—since this grenade is mostly earth, its natural place is towards the center, which explains why it falls. https://t.co/iq6BrXxwJT
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And people say those who defend the bombs are blood thirsty this man is just straight up saying he doesn't care how many people died
And people say those who defend the bombs are blood thirsty this man is just straight up saying he doesn't care how many people died
@aelfred_D @d08890 100 times out of 100 I'm just begging both of you to stop talking in German accents when discussing philosophy
@aelfred_D My grandpa is rolling over in his grave
@ING2Firebrand @aelfred_D Damning if true
@FilmLadd Let’s face it. Who among us doesn’t privately want to fix bayonets against these shrill, incompetent, dweebs?
@FilmLadd Only one thing for it…