Jon š¬ @JonnyMicro
Clinical microbiologist by day. Cheese aficionado and geek all the time. I have been, and always shall be, your friend. Opinions are mine alone. Love my kids. twitch.tv/JonnyMicro Dayton, OH Joined March 2010-
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For the Sunday Night Stream this weekend, what do you all think?
When she says P U S S Y I N B I O But never H O W A R E Y O U D O I N G I N B I O
Tweets are mid, so Iām just assuming youāre all here for the beefcake
Are my friends ok? (jk I know we are not) @hoggomcswineass
Now that humorless weenie Ben Collins is CEO of the Onion itās going to be awesome to watch it suck even harder
Jon š¬ retweeted
This is the best day ever
This is the best day ever https://t.co/cBHtLnIwSS
Hell yeah, happy Friday all you beautiful people
Today I learned that Dom is just the alt of @jarvis_best
Today I learned that Dom is just the alt of @jarvis_best
Jon š¬ retweeted
Guys, all bullshit aside for a moment. My youngest son is in surgery right now. He has a wife and 3 kids. I think all will be fine, but anyone compelled to say prayers would be appreciated. š
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@JonnyMicro @burnt_tweet And I donāt need to go viral that badly. At all, actually. I enjoy my relative anonymity.
@JonnyMicro BUT HERE YOU ARE
@JonnyMicro I did my part and saw that it just tipped it closer to detent lol
@JonnyMicro You should probably do one or the other.
I love how white people scream "I'm a professor," like that's supposed to make them immune to police brutality
āHey, would you mind turning one of the tvās on to the hockey game?ā āI donāt know how to change the channel, but Iāll ask the manager.ā Itās 2024. Why do people act this way? Itās a tv remote. We arenāt splitting an atom hereā¦
I saw some people freaking out about some Stacey Dash video, but that just means itās my time to shine with my autographed CLUELESS laserdisc.
How many of you have watched a laserdisc?
I saw some people freaking out about some Stacey Dash video, but that just means itās my time to shine with my autographed CLUELESS laserdisc.
So, what did we think of the Hubba-Hubb Esq. edition of Cloth Off Friday? š or ššš
If you donāt love me at my hippie Lib you donāt deserve me at my trad wife.
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