Worst Finance Takes @Lifeinvestmoney
*not financial advice… actually it’s all terrible advice! Exposing FinTwits worst takes Expected dividends: $2.79/month DMs open for submissions Bad finance takes Joined May 2023-
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How many roofs a year are you going through on each rental property? 🤔 Trying to see if 2 is normal
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Worst Finance Takes retweeted
There's more than 1 way to build wealth: - Dividends - Lottery tickets - Meme stocks - Grant Cardone's real estate fund It's like my 7th grade geometry teach used to say; "there's more than 1 way to f*ck a chicken"
Not sure if this is a compliment or an insult…
Me at a cookout today:
Which wolf wins? The one you feed
Business idea #386: A fast-food restaurant that sells chicken sandwiches, nuggets and tenders that are equally as good as Chick Fil A But it's only open on Sunday We'll call it Chick Fil Sunday
Worst Finance Takes retweeted
Please don't smoke when you're pregnant it's so irresponsible
Why aren’t more people talking about this??
Give me your best worst financial advice 👇
Elon just announced Tesla is trying a new type of electric engines which runs off a new technology consisting of using gasoline for explosions inside 4 small cylinders Cutting edge technology
Worst Finance Takes retweeted
Quit my job today Looked my boss in the eye and said "I have FU money so FU, I'm going to start a landscaping, powerwashing, house flipping self storage business and then write and e-book showing others how to do the same!" Can't wait to start on Monday
Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day But give a man $400 in Kohl's cash and he'll buy 97 off-brand shorts and t-shirts
Worst Finance Takes retweeted
@Lifeinvestmoney I had to share this. This is how my feed was aligned. Thought you’d enjoy it.
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What is the most expensive part of having children?
@Lifeinvestmoney @libsoftiktok @Cisco Biting on my style?
@Lifeinvestmoney @libsoftiktok @Cisco Hey chief
@Lifeinvestmoney But can we call it CF Sundays to avoid lawsuits?
SCOOP: @Cisco is instructing their employees to confront people who use the wrong pronouns and misgender. They also warn against using someone's "deadname" or calling groups of people "ladies and gentlemen" because it's disrespectful to live in reality. Imagine working there…
@Lifeinvestmoney Freedom of speech is a beautiful thing. 👏
@Lifeinvestmoney All the delivery cars will be Toyota Corollas, and you won’t be able to pay with a credit card.
@Lifeinvestmoney Of course they would promote atheism.
@Lifeinvestmoney Spent $30k on a new roof and deck. I'm renting.
Me at a cookout today:
The United States is $34 trillion in debt. Will the US ever get out of debt?
How many roofs a year are you going through on each rental property? 🤔 Trying to see if 2 is normal
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