Jarvis @jarvis_best
Lawyer, writer, painter, poet, gentleman of culture. Joined August 2018-
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Eh, I’m ok with it. We need people from Winnipeg to do the jobs that Americans won’t do.
Eh, I’m ok with it. We need people from Winnipeg to do the jobs that Americans won’t do.
All joking aside I love the Winnipeg fans. They are so passionate about hockey. Their simple little eyes just light up. Sure they don’t understand the game and they can’t follow the score but the bright lights and fun noises on the tv delights them to no end.
We make fun of Winnipeg but they actually have a cool program for new mothers called “the baby box.” Every new mom in Winnipeg is given a box with basic necessities like blankets, baby clothes, diapers, baby formula, smokes, schnapps, breathalyzer.
Thinking of starting a charity to teach the children of Winnipeg to read. Currently none of them can read.
LA water is undrinkable poison. Third world country, lots of crime.
LA water is undrinkable poison. Third world country, lots of crime.
I am a man of my word. The Twitter brownshirts indirectly raised over $500. What a world. Trying to decide how to donate the most recent payment
I am a man of my word. The Twitter brownshirts indirectly raised over $500. What a world. Trying to decide how to donate the most recent payment https://t.co/mdmdHFG3wt
Hahahaha that was wild how the founder of the Kill the Jews rally wanted to kill the Jews. I didn’t see that coming at all.
Am I meant to be happy about Bo Nix? I don’t really follow college ball.
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They started it
Brenden Dillon may have been injured in a skirmish.
Oh…
The Jets have now allowed 4 goals in a period 2x in this series. They didn't allow 4 goals in a period during the entire regular season.
It's kinda funny that MacKinnon and Rantanen's version of not showing up is MacKinnon going 1+1 and Rantanen 0+2.
@AvsRobin Everyone showed up but Rantenan and Mackinon
So, Michael Tracey really is the creepy slob I've always pictured.
I went out to Columbia to share some thoughts with you guys on the events that took place this week. Then this weird, hairy man started following me around. I thought I had lost him, but he came back to stalk me 25 minutes later and then wouldn’t leave me alone!
BRUTAL. “Karine doesn’t have an understanding of the issues and she reads the book [binder] word-for-word,” said the second source, adding that the situation is made worse by the fact that “she thinks she’s doing an amazing job.... She doesn’t have a grasp of the issues and…
Dairy with the first star! #Mittsy
Holy crap!! Glad they’re ok
This F-5 tornado passed two blocks by my parents’ house in Nebraska (pic is looking out their backyard). Luckily they (and their house) are okay. They have their fence down and some debris in their yard, but praying for everyone affected by this monster of a tornado.
Artturi Lehkonen was built for playoff hockey.
Thru 3 games the Avalanche are outshooting the Jets 118-77 Averaging 5.6 goals per game The Jets shutdown defence that allowed the least amount of goals in the league has yet to show up in this series
Avs fans (all fans too but I digress) should feel a special way about skates slicing players.
Holy shit the replay of that was absolutely terrifying. Was a pileup of players and someone's skate sliced Brenden Dillon on the wrist, just starting gushing blood on Duhaime's jersey. Man I really hope he's okay you hate to see that don't care what team you cheer for
Holy shit the replay of that was absolutely terrifying. Was a pileup of players and someone's skate sliced Brenden Dillon on the wrist, just starting gushing blood on Duhaime's jersey. Man I really hope he's okay you hate to see that don't care what team you cheer for
Game 2 Makar takes a high stick. Requires stitches. Avs win Game 3 Toews takes a high stick. Requires stitches. Avs win Who’s sacrificing their face in Game 4?😅 #GoAvsGo
@a21schizoidman @RobProvince Dillion may have left some of his hand on the ice as well in a dumb last second scrum 😳
@RobProvince The Avs did have an impressive 3rd though, after Devon Toews gave up his face
@jarvis_best Not that it matters, but Winnipeg has ceremoniously chosen 2 families per year, one Jewish and one Palestinian, and burned down their houses. It's both confusing and cruel, but they don't care.