Not Safe w/ Nikki @notsafeshow
Pervin' out Tuesdays, 10:30PM EST on @ComedyCentral. Catch @NikkiGlaser Tuesdays on Snapchat Discover. Podcast: https://t.co/2v6bwEKgwk notsafeshow.com Joined June 2015-
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Not Safe w/ Nikki retweeted
THIS #NotSafeShow MUG IS UP FOR AUCTION. REPLY TO @QuinnBanford W/YOUR BID, VENMO, & HE'LL SHIP IT TO YA (it's a lil chipped on one side)! x.com/quinnbanford/s…
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.@NikkiGlaser meets with the Neil deGrasse Tyson of pussy to demystify the female orgasm. on.cc.com/2bQ1ASR
Nikki finds out if soon-to-be married couples are ready to take the plunge. on.cc.com/2bQ1fzz
.@NikkiGlaser broke her dick. on.cc.com/2bQ0WVn
DPT: Instead of 20%, write a witty joke on the tip line. It shows how funny you are and that you're upfront about being an ass. #DateProTip
DPT: Remember to pretend like you haven’t obsessively Instagram stalked them before you met. #DateProTip
Not Safe w/ Nikki retweeted
Makes you think. #notsafeshow
Still rocking out to the song of the summer with @1Omarion. on.cc.com/2c97DzL
DPT: Don’t rush sex, unless you’re like... super duper horny. #DateProTip
Don’t get sad when he doesn’t call. Remember there’s always a chance he died.
The classiest dick pic photo shoot to date... on.cc.com/2bQ1oTg
DPT: masturbate ahead of time. Then you'll probably fall asleep and not have to go on the date at all. #DateProTip
Having sex with the Mona Lisa must be great because no matter where you are, she is always making eye contact with you.
Nothing is sexier than enthusiastic consent. on.cc.com/2bPYRZn
Bored and alone? Spend this weekend binging the Not Safe podcast. on.cc.com/2c9sMtQ
DPT: Buy her a bouquet of flowers. If she has allergies, you know she is not genetically fit to mother your children. #DateProTip
Saying your partner’s name during sex can be hot, unless their name is Dirk.
Maybe they should fire this barista. on.cc.com/2c95fZU
DPT: Here's a quick & easy tip to spice things up in your relationship: break up. #DateProTip
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