bert kreischer @bertkreischer
I am the Machine #RazzleDazzle and #TheMACHINEmovie on Netflix NOW. @drinkporosos #MakeFriends. #TOPSOFFWORLDTOUR and #FULLYLOADEDFESTIVAL are on sale NOW bertkreischer.komi.io Los Angeles Joined December 2008-
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🚨Let's GO Por Osos nation! 🚨 Por Osos is now available online NATIONWIDE* for a limited time. Get your orders in now, they will go fast! drinkporosos.com *not available in UT, MI, and SD. #DrinkPorOsos #MakeFriends
Fayetteville see you SUNDAY!! ticketmaster.com/event/2D005F44…
.@fullyloadedfest has ALL of the things that make America GREAT. Come party with us this summer, get your tickets at fullyloadedfestival.com
#Bertcast episode 621 with @ToddGlass is live now! youtube.com/watch?v=U6IS3R…
.@tompapa and @BrianReganComic are in the #SomethingsBurning kitchen! youtube.com/watch?v=if4dvB…
WOOOOO!!! North Carolina I’ll see YOU on Sunday on the #TOPSOFFWORLDTOUR. Get your tickets - ticketmaster.com/event/2D005F44…
Only TWO WEEKS until the #5kByMay. The bears are ready…are you?? 2bears5k.com
Thanks for having me and my shoulders @KTLA
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We’re hitting DINGERS this summer on @fullyloadedfest. Get your tickets at fullyloadedfestival.com
Want to volunteer at the #5KbyMay? Earn a free 5K, entry to the party, or a free @SpartanRace! Go to 2bears5k.com/volunteer to sign up!
BOYS (AND GIRLS) WE STILL HAVE SOME TICKETS FOR SALE FOR THE ALABAMA LIVE SHOW. You do not want to miss this if you’ll be in Tuscaloosa on April 23rd. @_willcompton and @TaylorLewan77 are going to be ELECTRIC at Gallettes. Get your tickets here: eventbrite.com/e/bussin-with-…
Say hello to Bert Kr(AI)scher. Catch a new #2Bears1Cave with @nealbrennan, available now! youtu.be/ufFN7GlGzPA
Shirt not required. Join us THIS TUESDAY at @TotalWine in Austin TX for an exclusive party with Tom and Bert. We’ll be signing and celebrating from 5-7 pm. Be there Bears. 5601 Brodie Ln #800, Sunset Valley, TX 78745 #MakeFriends #DrinkPorOsos
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See you next month LA ticketmaster.com/event/09005F86…
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.@bertkreischer brings his Tops Off World Tour to F&M Bank Arena tonight! 🎟️ ow.ly/Uveu50RfqeK 📵No cell phone use during the show; taking photos, videos and/or audio recordings is not permitted.
We're still thinking about @bertkreischer's hilarious performance at @NationwideArena last Friday during his #TopsOffTour! Thank you to everyone who brought the laughter.
Epic show last night with @bertkreischer
I’m thinking about running the 5K with @bertkreischer …. I know I can beat @JellyRoll615 !!!! #BriskWalkers
what a weekend.💪
TENNESSEE this was the best night of our lives!!!
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i'm never drinking again!!
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Boys got drunk and committed to a 5k
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I know who Im pacing with. @HFoleyComedy
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We got drunk and committed to a 5k
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@bertkreischer I’m pissing myself watching #themachine right now thank you for all the laughs man
📣 @bertkreischer brings 'Berty Bowl' to @sbBowl on 7/20! 🎟️ Tickets on sale: 4/5 at 10 AM 🎟️ Purchase your tickets at the Bowl Box Office or online: sbbowl.com 🎶For all Bowl news & info: sbbowl.com #SantaBarbaraBowl #SBBowl #SBBowlSeason2024
We are having @bertkreischer on @Stadium Clubhouse tomorrow! Comment below what questions we should ask him!⬇️
Let’s go!
Shake n bake baby. New #SomethingsBurning with @WhitneyCummings and @donnellrawlings is out now
@bertkreischer Happy St Pattys Day!!! Cheers to the Best Irish Car Bomb Ever 🍻
@MythicalChef @bertkreischer giving it go
Today, @bertkreischer eats his last meal. At this point, I’ve spent like five hours shooting the shit with Bert, and I’ve never met someone who loves life as much as he does.