Tom Segura AKA Mr. Ladybug@tomsegura
I have 4 specials on Netflix. podcast here: https://t.co/4uUwz2QOkf You can Merch up here: https://t.co/KaSVm44S8A tomsegura.com/tour Los Angeles Joined December 2008-
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Presale for new shows begins TODAY at 10AM local time with the code TOMMY. Tickets and all info at tomsegura.com/tour
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JUST ANNOUNCED: podcaster and hilarious comedian @tomsegura: Come Together is coming to Scotiabank Arena on September 28th! On sale Friday at 10AM.
5K is on!! 🏃🏻
The 2nd leg of my tour Come Together is hitting more cities across North America. Get presale tickets Wednesday, March 27 at 10AM local time with code: TOMMY before general onsale Friday 10AM local. Tickets and all dates tomsegura.com/tour 🤘 Video by @taylorstephens
See you soon Florida 🍊 limited tickets at tomsegura.com/tour
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Abu Dhabi, I'm coming! Saturday, May 25, 2024 @ 8PM – Abu Dhabi, UAE – Etihad Arena ticketmaster.ae/event/10531?CL…
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I found the best croissant in Austin, TX 🥐🤘🏼🇫🇷
So many fun times at @MGMGrand last week. Thanks to all who came out, participated and supported. (We hit on 16 when dealer is showing 7 or higher. Please do the same)
Tickets on sale now for added show in Grand Rapids on Oct. 6th Get tickets and info on all upcoming tour dates at tomsegura.com/tour
Grand Rapids, MI! Presale is now live with the code TOMMY to get your tickets for October 6 at Van Andel Arena. Tickets: ticketmaster.com/event/08006046…
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We all know Garth knows how to use a shovel. Right @tomsegura
We all know Garth knows how to use a shovel. Right @tomsegura https://t.co/gATr5mL2qA
@tomsegura My wife had to fly to Paris for work. What did Inwant her to bring me? Croissants. 🥐 The French butter and flower just hit harder.
@tomsegura Just finished “I’d like to play alone please.” Definitely enjoyed it. Thank you.
(Mike Tyson voice) Hey Tom. We’re coming to your show. @tomsegura
@tomsegura hey mate good luck with your 5k in May, Singapore has a massive running community they are up early and run around the bay. Good luck with your tour and hope to see you in Oz soon. You have nearly convinced me to start running
@tomsegura Best comment I saw on their page was “I was hating on this chick before it was cool”
@tomsegura That lead actor looks really familiar. 🤔
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Salute to 24 YEARS. Jay-Z - In My Lifetime Vol. 3 @sc
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