Mary Lynn Rajskub @MaryLynnRajskub
actor comedian writer Pre Order my book Fame-ish See me live! 🎤❤️🔥😂 linktr.ee/marylynnrajskub California, USA Joined March 2009-
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Shoulda used knives
'24' Reunion with Kiefer Sutherland (@RealKiefer Jack Bauer) and @MaryLynnRajskub (Chloe O'Brian) @MonsterManiaCon #Philly #CherryHill #NJ #ComicCon AUGUST 4-6 monstermania.net/mmc-55-guests-… #CrimeDrama #Drama #Action #Thriller #Philadelphia #HorrorCon
me when my opening joke doesn’t hit
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Yessss 😂🙌🏻
R U messing up your kids?? 😱💥#crowdwork #comic #standup #actor #jokes #true #standupcomedy #joking #performing
I went to confession for the first time in 30 years. It’s changed. Now you sit face to face and the priest scrolls through his phone the whole time.
@MonsterManiaCon Cannot wait to come to this on Sunday! Just want to meet and greet @RealKiefer and @MaryLynnRajskub
@MaryLynnRajskub 🥰 Me, you, and Gail, too? Welcome back!!! 🥰
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Divorce Bling. @MaryLynnRajskub See Mary Lynn tonight at 9:30 in The Main Room with @AMIRCOMEDY @stavvybaby @justmartindale @JustineMachine @BBCOMBES +more! Get your tickets now at hollywoodimprov.com #hollywoodimprov #comedy
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Can’t wait
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@pattonoswalt But with the bases load, he just hit an indictment grand slam!
@pattonoswalt I've got the stormy Daniels indictment on vinyl😎
@pattonoswalt How many times can a former President be indicted? Let's find out! ❤️🤍💙
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@MaryLynnRajskub absolutely steals every scene she's in as Gail the Snail. Even when she's not talking, she's got me rolling #AlwaysSunny
love this photo of jonah hill’s grandfather
Less celebrated, Ben Affleck’s donation of a colony of bats
Jason Momoa has donated a bunch of water to support those on the SAG/WGA picket lines.
A prisoner swap-type thing where we all agree to release both McConnell + Feinstein into the sea
Got my first stripe in jiujitsu tonight. Thank you everyone at @10thplanetvannuys for the amazing classes! #50androlling
He died doing what he loved
38-year-old Florida manatee dies after ‘high-intensity’ sex with brother trib.al/jc4o8md
me when my opening joke doesn’t hit
We can’t even go to the gym without Christians shoving their religion in our faces
@MaryLynnRajskub And one ticket for “Mission: Impossible”
I think comedians who don’t take care of their mental health do a disservice to their audiences, because so much of good standup is about being in a healthy enough place to be able to perform and deliver it well, even if the subject matter is dark or depressing
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Can’t handle people not knowing who Rhea Perlman is… I’m mad