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Malacoke @malacoke2

Love dogs more than people, mechanical engineer. I support your right to be who you are, I have no place in my heart for hate. British but live in the US. Missouri, USA Joined October 2021
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Malacoke @malacoke2

3 weeks ago

I’ve been gone from twitter, fucking X for a while! How is everyone’s cat?

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Malacoke @malacoke2

3 months ago

My dms are open suggests that they were once closed. Their open, always open, just in case some sliding was going on

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Malacoke @malacoke2

5 months ago

Ok, who’s coming to Cancun with me?

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Malacoke @malacoke2

5 months ago

Heading to the bar, who’s coming?

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Malacoke @malacoke2

5 months ago

I have two weeks of vacation coming up, who is coming to Mexico or someplace beachy with me?!

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Malacoke @malacoke2

5 months ago

My tinder be blowing up with catfish today! Are they having a special or something?

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Malacoke @malacoke2

5 months ago

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Malacoke @malacoke2

6 months ago

I don’t think it’s possible to call anyone your ‘rock’ anymore. Nobody is rock worthy. People are like those fake inflatable rocks that collapse when you lean on them.

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Malacoke @malacoke2

6 months ago

Tomorrow is Friday, who’s coming out for a drink with me?

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Malacoke @malacoke2

6 months ago

What is @elonmusk ‘s end game? I admit five years ago, new tech, cool cars and a space program? as an engineer I was a fan. Having that much money and power will mess with your head. He needs to fade into the background now.

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Malacoke @malacoke2

6 months ago

So I’m at the bar and a little tipsy, who’s driving me home? I mean I give permission to you know do stuff! Im vulnerable.

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Malacoke @malacoke2

6 months ago

Of course when I take two hot dogs out of the package I move the others closer together so that they can talk! I’m not a psycho.

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6 months ago

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Malacoke @malacoke2

7 months ago

I don’t like country music but if people is the bar start singing along it’s my jam

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Malacoke @malacoke2

7 months ago

Bar is starting to fill up, finally some atmosphere

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Malacoke @malacoke2

7 months ago

It’s 59 degrees today and the ladies are already busting out the fluffy sweaters. Nothing beats a woman in a cute sweater. Cardigans…. Mmmm! Fuck I’m old!

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Malacoke @malacoke2

7 months ago

Yengling again I think, that’s good stuff

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Malacoke @malacoke2

7 months ago

Just had a Yengleng beer, what’s next?

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Malacoke @malacoke2

7 months ago

Our government is so fucked up and a surprising few seem to care

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Malacoke @malacoke2

7 months ago

I’m alone in a bar, come at me bro! Please?

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