farah brook @farahbrook
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Packing myself a book for a plane ride with two toddlers is a better joke than any I ever wrote
I finally got bored enough to redownload this app and the toxicity is absolutely refreshing
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Putting a baby in a freezer would kill it, but freezing embryos keeps them alive. That's why an embryo isn't a baby. Hope that helps if you're very stupid <3
should I go to culinary school just so I can pop off on dinners for my kids
it is my human right not to take my toddler to the beach this summer
Reflecting on life choices such as paying a lot of money for the nyu class called “Alexander technique” where the entire class was spent laying on our backs with a book under our head and the teacher would come adjust your head position one time per class for a full semester
My toddler has no respect for my good vibes only policy
I don’t know why my baby freaks out and cries only about certain people but I trust his judgement
this dirty beige floor it rly is a financial crisis 😔
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The Blackening trailer or as Black people have been calling it, the “We Can’t All Die First movie” lol has over 2 million views on YouTube in just 2 days! Thank you to everyone for all the support. I can’t wait till June 16th!! youtu.be/moiRCJR4ToY
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