Carmen Lagala @CarmenLagala
Stand-up comic seen on Colbert and @cysknyc. @carmstagrams on Instagrams and Threads linktr.ee/CarmenLagala Joined September 2012-
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Carmen has some great date ideas!
@IAmDeanEdwards @SantiagoComic @SonyaVai @AlexCarabano @CarmenComedian @MIKEBRITTBK @AshleyAustinMo1 @mikefinoia @chucknicecomic @mesallyann 🔥 @MIKEBRITTBK, @chucknicecomic, @AshleyAustinMo1, @CarmenLagala at 10:30p at EAST VILLAGE Get your tix now⤵️ newyorkcomedyclub.com/events/chuck-n…
Wow the lads ride again with their friend and comedian @CarmenLagala to get into it about learning to take compliments, being taken in by the lore of Pompeii, what they’d want in a post-one night stand goodie bag, take a trip to the Energy Drink Corner and more!
New York is a wild place 👇 But Rachel Williams, Jake Velazquez, and @CarmenLagala are wilder. 📺 Catch them on #LMAOF now: of.tv/lmaof40
No password required to watch this #LMAOF 💻 Catch Rachel Williams, Jake Velazquez, and @CarmenLagala on stage in New York... 📺 Tune in now: of.tv/lmaof40
Hot AND funny?? In THIS economy?!?* Check out our current episode with comedian @CarmenLagala at open.spotify.com/episode/3fahcz…! *(if this is offensive, then Pierro wrote it)
Watch me play my TRUE SELF in this horror short by writer/director Matt Ott! youtu.be/GhqIvQmLSlg?si…
Queer Root Shout-Out™️ this week in honor of our guest @CarmenLagala: who among us did not fall DEEPLY in love with Carmen from "The L Word"?! 😍
Lauren has a hilarious conversation with comedian @CarmenLagala, who spills all the details of her recent coming out story! Carmen discusses her "teenage boy levels" of horniness as an adolescent, her high school obsession with G.I. Jane, and much more! open.spotify.com/episode/3fahcz… 🏳️🌈
#VCF 2023 Memory - Carmen Lagala is a surprise drop in at a late show at Aviator Nation @CarmenLagala
Twitter post: *most insanely unhinged bigoted racist sexist evil thing I've ever heard* Me: *report tweet* Twitter: "we received your report and found nothing wrong with this post!"
My podcast has 15 episodes out! open.spotify.com/episode/55jy9t…
@CarmenLagala HILARIOUS Carmen Lagala Don't Tell Comedy youtu.be/-uuoSxcsBlU?si… via @YouTube
TOMORROW! Pull up a chair to the sloppiest & sauciest bi-monthly comedy show at @meatcats Comedy Presents: Saturday Sauce with @Brittymigs and @raunchonpizza! Featuring @fartcai @fabriziocomedy @CarmenLagala @allielolrence @dopequeenpheebs, and more! 🎟️: tinyurl.com/4hrmwm2m
Tonight at 9 PM EST: Don't miss Carmen Lagala on the Human Happy Hour Podcast with Jayson Argento & Rena Goldman! 🌟 👉youtube.com/@TheHumanHappy… #HumanHappyHour #CarmenLagala #ComedyNight #LivePodcast #Subscribe @CarmenLagala @rena_writes @alexgrantmtb
Here's the last chunk of bright shining comedians finishing up this 24 Hour Comedy Marathon! @ReenaCalm , @DylanAdler6 , @jimmypardo , Hope Dobrzynski, Christi Somers, @LuciePohlComedy , @CarmenLagala , and @shutupmay ! Enjoy the final hours! Thanks! keithandthegirl.com/Marathon
SAT 2/10: @meatcats Comedy Presents: Saturday Sauce with @Brittymigs and @raunchonpizza! Pull up a chair to the sloppiest, sauciest bi-monthly comedy show! Featuring @fartcai @fabriziocomedy @CarmenLagala @allielolrence @dopequeenpheebs, and more! 🎟️: tinyurl.com/4hrmwm2m
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Carmen has some great date ideas!
I built 100 wells in Africa to provide clean drinking water for up to 500,000 people! This is one of my favorite videos I’ve ever made 🥰 (all ad rev will go towards getting people in need water)
@IAmDeanEdwards @SantiagoComic @SonyaVai @AlexCarabano @CarmenComedian @MIKEBRITTBK @AshleyAustinMo1 @mikefinoia @chucknicecomic @mesallyann 🔥 @MIKEBRITTBK, @chucknicecomic, @AshleyAustinMo1, @CarmenLagala at 10:30p at EAST VILLAGE Get your tix now⤵️ newyorkcomedyclub.com/events/chuck-n…
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NEW: A magnitude 4.8 #earthquake struck just below the ground near Lebanon, New Jersey. This is an impressively strong earthquake for the region.
BREAKING: #Earthquake confirmed, felt in #NYC, New Jersey. Updated information coming in thread below.
Girl did NYC just have an earthquake?
Wow the lads ride again with their friend and comedian @CarmenLagala to get into it about learning to take compliments, being taken in by the lore of Pompeii, what they’d want in a post-one night stand goodie bag, take a trip to the Energy Drink Corner and more!
A Somalian suicide bomber brought explosives onto a commercial flight with the intent of blowing up the plane. 20 minutes after takeoff, the explosives detonated & blasted a hole in the side of the plane. The bomber was instantly sucked out & ended up being the only fatality.
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New York is a wild place 👇 But Rachel Williams, Jake Velazquez, and @CarmenLagala are wilder. 📺 Catch them on #LMAOF now: of.tv/lmaof40
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