taylor garron @taylorgarron
sittin up in my room Instagram.com/taylorgarron Los Angeles, CA Joined May 2015-
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my therapist just told me that i inspired her to start learning a new language….run me my copay girl!
me, unprovoked and to anyone who will listen, after half a drink:
me, unprovoked and to anyone who will listen, after half a drink:
what kind of measurement is “a pea-sized amount,” don’t play in my fuckin face
bro you gotta take heed lest ye fall i’m being so serious bro
i knew this was a sign of something good ❤️
taylor garron retweeted
Palestinian children are begging to live, in English, so that WE can understand them. For the rest of my life I will never forget the cowardice of our country. I will never forget the people, from their safety, that tried to intimidate me out of talking. I will never forget this
i guess 🤔 it would be nice 👍🏽 to help 👨🏾🚒 in your escape 🚀 from patterns your parents 👨👩👧 designed
🎶it’s the most wonderful time of the year🎶
taylor garron retweeted
i want to fucking scream
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